The Hermits have been Owned.

And PC gamers were bashing RTSs on consoles, like Halo Wars...

This proves that an RTS on the PC is a synonym for disastrous.

The Hermits have been severely Owned.

somebodies late to the party

Seriously? I don't even know where to begin...

dont worry pc has the most aaae's right?

hermits are used to crap like this

Lol. Claiming ownage off Stalin Vs Martians.

:lol:

Everyone knew that game was going to fail, it was just hilarious to view the trailer.

Isn't this kind of thread only possible when a game is hyped and fails to meet hype?

This is my first post on SW in something like a year, but isn't THHBO a banned word?

This is my first post on SW in something like a year, but isn't THHBO a banned word?

Big_Red_Button

Lol. Claiming ownage off Stalin Vs Martians.

:lol:

Everyone knew that game was going to fail, it was just hilarious to view the trailer.

-Traveller-

do not -- under any circumstances -- try to spin the OWNAGE that has occured. this game was hyped AAA RTS, to show that HW failed and RTS on consoles sucks.

i remember the hermits "lol, RTSs on consoles..." when HW got 6.5

look now..

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

Lol. Claiming ownage off Stalin Vs Martians.

:lol:

Everyone knew that game was going to fail, it was just hilarious to view the trailer.

HistoricalSD

do not -- under any circumstances -- try to spin the OWNAGE that has occured. this game was hyped AAA RTS, to show that HW failed and RTS on consoles sucks.

i remember the hermits "lol, RTSs on consoles..." when HW got 6.5

look now..

Which game is that?Delsage

that's like saying, what game is mario, or halo 3 was that game on PS3? yup, hopefully, you get it..

[QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

Lol. Claiming ownage off Stalin Vs Martians.

:lol:

Everyone knew that game was going to fail, it was just hilarious to view the trailer.

Unforgiven2870

do not -- under any circumstances -- try to spin the OWNAGE that has occured. this game was hyped AAA RTS, to show that HW failed and RTS on consoles sucks.

i remember the hermits "lol, RTSs on consoles..." when HW got 6.5

look now..

both well-known and hyped? the difference: this game showed that it's embarrassing developing an RTS for the PC.

[QUOTE="Delsage"]Which game is that?HistoricalSD

that's like saying, what game is mario, or halo 3 was that game on PS3? yup, hopefully, you get it..

OMG teh ownage iz SUPA!!!

Dude srlsy, how does ONE incredibly bad rts somehow pwn hermits? That game wasn't even hyped, I didn't expect it to get over a 6.5 at most. There's tons of great rts on PC, you need to stop failing.

> joke thread or TC is incredibly retarded.

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

Lol. Claiming ownage off Stalin Vs Martians.

:lol:

Everyone knew that game was going to fail, it was just hilarious to view the trailer.

HistoricalSD

do not -- under any circumstances -- try to spin the OWNAGE that has occured. this game was hyped AAA RTS, to show that HW failed and RTS on consoles sucks.

i remember the hermits "lol, RTSs on consoles..." when HW got 6.5

look now..

You can't be serious.

PC is still the king of RTS. And I'm on these board A LOT and never heard of this game. It had 0 hype to meet. I can't believe GS even reviewed this crap.

[QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]

[QUOTE="Delsage"]Which game is that?Delsage

that's like saying, what game is mario, or halo 3 was that game on PS3? yup, hopefully, you get it..

you're among the majrotiuy thayt try to depserately spin the Ownage. thoug you succedd better than most of themn, thats good, but still a pity, down the hile

First...OLD

Second, the first time this game went notice was when it got such a low score. :lol:

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

Lol. Claiming ownage off Stalin Vs Martians.

:lol:

Everyone knew that game was going to fail, it was just hilarious to view the trailer.

HistoricalSD

do not -- under any circumstances -- try to spin the OWNAGE that has occured. this game was hyped AAA RTS, to show that HW failed and RTS on consoles sucks.

i remember the hermits "lol, RTSs on consoles..." when HW got 6.5

look now..

:D

Even the devs have huge fun joking about the game. Just read the games main webpage.

The "FAQ" section was also amusing to read.

Obvious Troll is Obvious.

Brendissimo35

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

Lol. Claiming ownage off Stalin Vs Martians.

:lol:

Everyone knew that game was going to fail, it was just hilarious to view the trailer.

HistoricalSD

do not -- under any circumstances -- try to spin the OWNAGE that has occured. this game was hyped AAA RTS, to show that HW failed and RTS on consoles sucks.

i remember the hermits "lol, RTSs on consoles..." when HW got 6.5

look now..

OMG teh ownage iz SUPA!!!

Dude srlsy, how does ONE incredibly bad rts somehow pwn hermits? That game wasn't even hyped, I didn't expect it to get over a 6.5 at most. There's tons of great rts on PC, you need to stop failing.

> joke thread or TC is incredibly retarded.

Phantom_--

[QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

Lol. Claiming ownage off Stalin Vs Martians.

:lol:

Everyone knew that game was going to fail, it was just hilarious to view the trailer.

-Traveller-

do not -- under any circumstances -- try to spin the OWNAGE that has occured. this game was hyped AAA RTS, to show that HW failed and RTS on consoles sucks.

i remember the hermits "lol, RTSs on consoles..." when HW got 6.5

look now..

:D

Even the devs have huge fun joking about the game. Just read the games main webpage.

The "FAQ" section was also amusing to read.

they were "anticipating it to be the best in years"

1.5 lol

And PC gamers were bashing RTSs on consoles, like Halo Wars...

This proves that an RTS on the PC is a synonym for disastrous.

The Hermits have been severely Owned.

HistoricalSD

What about the 3 AMAZING Strategy games that came out on pc this year? Demigod, Empire Total War and Dawn Of War 2 are all fantastic. One bad strategy game on pc means the pc sucks at rts games? You lost.

And PC gamers were bashing RTSs on consoles, like Halo Wars...

This proves that an RTS on the PC is a synonym for disastrous.

The Hermits have been severely Owned.

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

[QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]

do not -- under any circumstances -- try to spin the OWNAGE that has occured. this game was hyped AAA RTS, to show that HW failed and RTS on consoles sucks.

i remember the hermits "lol, RTSs on consoles..." when HW got 6.5

look now..

HistoricalSD

:D

Even the devs have huge fun joking about the game. Just read the games main webpage.

The "FAQ" section was also amusing to read.

they were "anticipating it to be the best in years"

1.5 lol

Lol, can you not understand humour?

"Vopros: If you were Stalin for one day, what would you do?
Otvet: Your mom!"

"Vopros: I've heard from somewhere that this game is actually funded by KGB.
Otvet: If it was funded by KGB, we'd be millionaires without even releasing anything! That's how the government funding works in Russia."

"Vopros: What's your inspiration?
Otvet: Vodka, samovar, borscht and pirogi."

Lol. Claiming ownage off Stalin Vs Martians.

:lol:

Everyone knew that game was going to fail, it was just hilarious to view the trailer.

-Traveller-

i didn't think it was going to fail. actually i didn't think it was a game at all. i thought it was a joke. i'm surprised it's a real game.

[QUOTE="Phantom_--"]

OMG teh ownage iz SUPA!!!

Dude srlsy, how does ONE incredibly bad rts somehow pwn hermits? That game wasn't even hyped, I didn't expect it to get over a 6.5 at most. There's tons of great rts on PC, you need to stop failing.

> joke thread or TC is incredibly retarded.

Unforgiven2870

i am not a trolljoker. RTS on PC, 1.5/10. DEAL WITH IT

That is quiet funny. I saw that a couple of days ago.

I kind of still want to play that game for a cheap laugh or two.

i am not a trolljoker. RTS on PC, 1.5/10. DEAL WITH ITHistoricalSD

[QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

:D

Even the devs have huge fun joking about the game. Just read the games main webpage.

The "FAQ" section was also amusing to read.

-Traveller-

they were "anticipating it to be the best in years"

1.5 lol

Lol, can you not understand humour?

"Vopros: If you were Stalin for one day, what would you do?
Otvet: Your mom!"

"Vopros: I've heard from somewhere that this game is actually funded by KGB.
Otvet: If it was funded by KGB, we'd be millionaires without even releasing anything! That's how the government funding works in Russia."

"Vopros: What's your inspiration?
Otvet: Vodka, samovar, borscht and pirogi."

you are, though, unsuccessfuly trying to spin the PC ownage by talking about Russia and humour. sorry, cold you please try that on some1 else? woint work on me..

[QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]i am not a trolljoker. RTS on PC, 1.5/10. DEAL WITH ITVandalvideo

what FPS would that be?? halo 3, that scored 9.5 and sold 2.5 million in US in 24 hours?

I don't believe that people take this game seriously. Open your eyes, the whole project was a joke, duh. We get ONE crappy game in a genre, and the fanboys attack. What the hell.

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

[QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]

they were "anticipating it to be the best in years"

1.5 lol

HistoricalSD

Lol, can you not understand humour?

"Vopros: If you were Stalin for one day, what would you do?
Otvet: Your mom!"

"Vopros: I've heard from somewhere that this game is actually funded by KGB.
Otvet: If it was funded by KGB, we'd be millionaires without even releasing anything! That's how the government funding works in Russia."

"Vopros: What's your inspiration?
Otvet: Vodka, samovar, borscht and pirogi."

you are, though, unsuccessfuly trying to spin the PC ownage by talking about Russia and humour. sorry, cold you please try that on some1 else? woint work on me..

"woint" work on you?

I don't need to spin anything. It's actually quite funny.

You trying to spin this into ownage, is plenty humerous enough.

[QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

Lol, can you not understand humour?

"Vopros: If you were Stalin for one day, what would you do?
Otvet: Your mom!"

"Vopros: I've heard from somewhere that this game is actually funded by KGB.
Otvet: If it was funded by KGB, we'd be millionaires without even releasing anything! That's how the government funding works in Russia."

"Vopros: What's your inspiration?
Otvet: Vodka, samovar, borscht and pirogi."

-Traveller-

you are, though, unsuccessfuly trying to spin the PC ownage by talking about Russia and humour. sorry, cold you please try that on some1 else? woint work on me..

"woint" work on you?

I don't need to spin anything. It's actually quite funny.

You trying to spin this into ownage, is plenty humerous enough.

Spin this INTO ownage? im sorry, isn't this ownage? 1.5 / 10. lmao. RTS on consoles destroy the PC RTS. or are you saying 1.5 is masterful?

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

Lol. Claiming ownage off Stalin Vs Martians.

:lol:

Everyone knew that game was going to fail, it was just hilarious to view the trailer.

HistoricalSD

do not -- under any circumstances -- try to spin the OWNAGE that has occured. this game was hyped AAA RTS, to show that HW failed and RTS on consoles sucks.

i remember the hermits "lol, RTSs on consoles..." when HW got 6.5

look now..

[QUOTE="Vandalvideo"][QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]i am not a trolljoker. RTS on PC, 1.5/10. DEAL WITH ITHistoricalSD

what FPS would that be?? halo 3, that scored 9.5 and sold 2.5 million in US in 24 hours?

[QUOTE="Unforgiven2870"]

[QUOTE="Phantom_--"]

OMG teh ownage iz SUPA!!!

Dude srlsy, how does ONE incredibly bad rts somehow pwn hermits? That game wasn't even hyped, I didn't expect it to get over a 6.5 at most. There's tons of great rts on PC, you need to stop failing.

> joke thread or TC is incredibly retarded.

HistoricalSD

i am not a trolljoker. RTS on PC, 1.5/10. DEAL WITH IT

although i will admit, historicalSD...

you've successfully trolled a good handful of people in this thread, i tip my hat too you sir

[QUOTE="Vandalvideo"][QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]i am not a trolljoker. RTS on PC, 1.5/10. DEAL WITH ITHistoricalSD

what FPS would that be?? halo 3, that scored 9.5 and sold 2.5 million in US in 24 hours?

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

[QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]

you are, though, unsuccessfuly trying to spin the PC ownage by talking about Russia and humour. sorry, cold you please try that on some1 else? woint work on me..

HistoricalSD

"woint" work on you?

I don't need to spin anything. It's actually quite funny.

You trying to spin this into ownage, is plenty humerous enough.

Spin this INTO ownage? im sorry, isn't this ownage? 1.5 / 10. lmao. RTS on consoles destroy the PC RTS. or are you saying 1.5 is masterful?

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

[QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]

you are, though, unsuccessfuly trying to spin the PC ownage by talking about Russia and humour. sorry, cold you please try that on some1 else? woint work on me..

HistoricalSD

"woint" work on you?

I don't need to spin anything. It's actually quite funny.

You trying to spin this into ownage, is plenty humerous enough.

Spin this INTO ownage? im sorry, isn't this ownage? 1.5 / 10. lmao. RTS on consoles destroy the PC RTS. or are you saying 1.5 is masterful?

It's like doing this:

Hour of Victory 2.0

History Channel: Battle of the Pacific 2.0

Lawlz, 360 can't do "Historic First-Person Shooters".

Ja.

although i will admit, historicalSD...

you've successfully trolled a good handful of people in this thread, i tip my hat too you sir

kidcool189

i haven't trolled anyone, so you miserable, but sadly, fail. is it this way you handle ownages? tell me, because i am relatively new to SW

This is nothing, PC gets plenty of crap all the time, PC Zone UK regularly reviews half assed games handing out 1-10% all the time, its great! What other platform allows any old muppet to knock out bad games left right and centre and proberly make money on it too!

[QUOTE="HistoricalSD"]

[QUOTE="-Traveller-"]

"woint" work on you?

I don't need to spin anything. It's actually quite funny.

You trying to spin this into ownage, is plenty humerous enough.

-Traveller-

Spin this INTO ownage? im sorry, isn't this ownage? 1.5 / 10. lmao. RTS on consoles destroy the PC RTS. or are you saying 1.5 is masterful?

It's like doing this:

Hour of Victory 2.0

History Channel: Battle of the Pacific 2.0

Lawlz, 360 can't do "Historic First-Person Shooters".

Ja.

you did not answer my question. was it perhaps too difficult? why cant hermits face Ownage as real Men... poor