The most stupid gaming news of the day (Mass Effect 3)

[QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

[QUOTE="AmazonTreeBoa"] So you don't like girls. Well most of us guys do, so welcome to the minority kid.AmazonTreeBoa

I have a wife lol......

This has nothing to do with a random B celeb insert into a game franchise. I dont like JC though, you are right on that one. She is an irritation, and a blight on gamers. She exists to further the steriotype of gamers being basement dwelliing, no friend loosers imho. As with any other model that is thrown into gaming to please those who can only please themselves lol.

Explain? I have issues because I have an opinion that differs from yours? or some other reason?

I have explained why I have an issue with it, Im not mad, nor hating, just really confused as to why this was required, or even came about to be.

Or is it just the case that you really like JC lol?

I think people need to learn what B list celebrity is.

She's D list, if a "celebrity" at all.

[QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

Incase you have yet to hear, Bioware have confirmed that Jessica Chobot is an NPC in Mass Effect 3....

Why Bioware? Why the F**k would you do that?

http://susanarendt.com/2012/02/01/im-confused-bioware/

Cue rage.

woodenfork21

The irony......

Your bi***in about people Bi***in.

there's also a rumour that some of the IGN staff will be in Dragon Age 3.

ROFL.

[thats true. she should probably avoid the mistake of making disingenuous assertions around renegade shepard.LoG-Sacrament

I do wonder if there will be anything to with the Reapers in this game... considering how many love interests there are going to be, there may be no time to save the galaxy.foxhound_fox

I don't like it either. Of course, I am not gonna rage, threaten or anything but I don't see a single positive thing about it - I am not Chobot's fan tho. However I do have at least two small concerns with:

1. Chobot's acting ability - given her resume which barely mentions some minor role in some unimportant movie, I doubt that she will be up to the standards. I mean, on her own, she might not be completely bad, but when the game features guys like Martin Sheen, Carrie Ann Moss, Keith David, Seth Green, etc., etc. I am simply affraid, that she will stand out as really bad (voice)actor among them. And no, I am not buying, that she is unimportant character. She said herself that she will be romanceable and given her ingame model, she looks to be pretty important too - you won't scan somebody's face unless you want to use it properly.

2. Using journalists for videogames - I guess I can pretty much forget about G4's or IGN's review now. Also, what's next, Kevin V. as some Alliance analyst, Adam Sessler as Cerberus spokesman? There are already many people accusing gaming sites of being biased or bribed, but this idea brings conflict of interests to whole new level.

That said, I am still looking forward to ME3. It's just that this is IMO really bad idea and I can't see any advantage of hiring Chobot instead of some (semi)professional voice actress with no affiliation to any gaming site.

[QUOTE="LoG-Sacrament"][thats true. she should probably avoid the mistake of making disingenuous assertions around renegade shepard.foxhound_fox

Who the hell is Jessica Chobot?

there's also a rumour that some of the IGN staff will be in Dragon Age 3.

ROFL.

rumbalumba

The IGN reviewer who reviewed Dragon Age 2 was hired by BioWare, so what's a few more?

A testament to how bad Bioware is at making attractive females in their games...

They can't even model a character after an attractive woman, and have it come out half decent.

[QUOTE="woodenfork21"][QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

Incase you have yet to hear, Bioware have confirmed that Jessica Chobot is an NPC in Mass Effect 3....

Why Bioware? Why the F**k would you do that?

http://susanarendt.com/2012/02/01/im-confused-bioware/

Cue rage.

BibiMaghoo

The irony......

Your bi***in about people Bi***in.

[QUOTE="zekere"]

[QUOTE="Sagem28"]

She makes me cringe every time I see her, now I have to put up with her in one of my favorite franchises.... * sigh *

She kinda looks like Snookie though

AmazonTreeBoa

I don't think that's what he meant. I think he meant that the virtual version is a huge improvement over the real one! :D

I don't really care if she's in the game or not, however this is not the dumbest news relating to Mass Effect.

I suggest you look up Fox News and their"story" on how Mass Effect is an "interactive porn simulator for kids", I wish I was making that up, I know it sounds like something stupid I would say, but unfortuantely it is true. Yes, they ACTUALLY said that.

Youtube it if you dare....

She makes me cringe every time I see her, now I have to put up with her in one of my favorite franchises.... * sigh *

She kinda looks like Snookie though

Sagem28

One is fat, orange and has masculine facial features. While the other is thin and looks human. There is no resemblance.

I don't really care if she's in the game or not, however this is not the dumbest news relating to Mass Effect.

I suggest you look up Fox News and their"story" on how Mass Effect is an "interactive porn simulator for kids", I wish I was making that up, I know it sounds like something stupid I would say, but unfortuantely it is true. Yes, they ACTUALLY said that.

Youtube it if you dare....

ShadowMoses900

oh yeah i remember that, it was probably the dumbest thing i've heard

I didn't have a problem with this at first, but if its TRUE she is a romance target, that suggests more than just a walk on roll. this I don't get. Hell lets have me bean judging commander shepherd in his hearing, and Barack Obama can be the bartender and while we at it, lets get Darth Vader serving hot dogs at the citadelsts106mat

Wait, she's a romance option?! Damn...my Shepard sureeis a man slut, not only has he "popped the heat sink" (props if you catch that ;) ) with Miranda, who I didn't find attractive at all, but still better than Jack (just eww) but also got a little bit into it with Kelly the psychologist AND an alien! And nowhe'sgoing to begetting it onwithanother one?!

My Shepard is one busy dude, gonna need another new ship by the time he's done lol. I hope he get's tested though, there's no telling. Especially with that alien chick.

[QUOTE="Sagem28"]

She makes me cringe every time I see her, now I have to put up with her in one of my favorite franchises.... * sigh *

She kinda looks like Snookie though

Tikeio

One is fat, orange and has masculine facial features. While the other is thin and looks human. There is no resemblance.

Apparently you aren't aware that she's not fat anymore. :P

However, she is still dumb as a post. Fun and annoying fact, did you know she's writing a book that will sell millions? It's sad really. Makes me dread living in this world even more. :(

Apparently you aren't aware that she's not fat anymore. :P

However, she is still dumb as a post. Fun and annoying fact, did you know she's writing a book that will sell millions? It's sad really. Makes me dread living in this world even more. :(

DragonfireXZ95

[QUOTE="freedomfreak"]

I don't see the problem.

SPYDER0416

Yeah pretty much. I mean, she's no Felicia Day, but I prefer her to Olivia Munn when it comes to hot gamer girl icons.

Why is it stupid? Yvonne Strahovski was a main character in ME2 and noone said that was stupid.

Who?

Why is it stupid? Yvonne Strahovski was a main character in ME2 and noone said that was stupid.pelvist

A majority of ME3 news have been stupid. This isn't really that big of a deal.

[QUOTE="AmazonTreeBoa"][QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

I have a wife lol......

This has nothing to do with a random B celeb insert into a game franchise. I dont like JC though, you are right on that one. She is an irritation, and a blight on gamers. She exists to further the steriotype of gamers being basement dwelliing, no friend loosers imho. As with any other model that is thrown into gaming to please those who can only please themselves lol.

BibiMaghoo

Explain? I have issues because I have an opinion that differs from yours? or some other reason?

I have explained why I have an issue with it, Im not mad, nor hating, just really confused as to why this was required, or even came about to be.

Or is it just the case that you really like JC lol?

Why is it stupid? Yvonne Strahovski was a main character in ME2 and noone said that was stupid.

pelvist

[QUOTE="woodenfork21"][QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

Incase you have yet to hear, Bioware have confirmed that Jessica Chobot is an NPC in Mass Effect 3....

Why Bioware? Why the F**k would you do that?

http://susanarendt.com/2012/02/01/im-confused-bioware/

Cue rage.

BibiMaghoo

The irony......

Your bi***in about people Bi***in.

Is this big news? I have no idea who she is, and i'm pretty sure I wont even notice.

Since Bioware is hiring internet personalities now, I say Yahtzee and The Spoony One should be in the next Dragon Age.

[QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

[QUOTE="AmazonTreeBoa"] . AmazonTreeBoa

Explain? I have issues because I have an opinion that differs from yours? or some other reason?

I have explained why I have an issue with it, Im not mad, nor hating, just really confused as to why this was required, or even came about to be.

Or is it just the case that you really like JC lol?

I guess you cant read to well....

I said it enforces the steriotype, not that it is actually the case that all gamers are like that, Nor did I suggest I think like that. Learn to read dude, before getting on your high horse. If you dont think that steriotype exists, then you are blind indeed.

lol no, I am not mad. I made the thread because I thought it was news that had yet to be discussed, If you learn to read any time soon have a look at the first page. You will see people calling me out for 'old news' and me saying I wasnt aware.

We can continue this discussion once you get over yourself. I have issues because I posted a thread and disagree with throwing JC into a ME game? Grow the f*** up lol.

[QUOTE="AmazonTreeBoa"][QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

Explain? I have issues because I have an opinion that differs from yours? or some other reason?

I have explained why I have an issue with it, Im not mad, nor hating, just really confused as to why this was required, or even came about to be.

Or is it just the case that you really like JC lol?

BibiMaghoo

I guess you cant read to well....

I said it enforces the steriotype, not that it is actually the case that all gamers are like that, Nor did I suggest I think like that. Learn to read dude, before getting on your high horse. If you dont think that steriotype exists, then you are blind indeed.

lol no, I am not mad. I made the thread because I thought it was news that had yet to be discussed, If you learn to read any time soon have a look at the first page. You will see people calling me out for 'old news' and me saying I wasnt aware.

We can continue this discussion once you get over yourself. I have issues because I posted a thread and disagree with throwing JC into a ME game? Grow the f*** up lol.

Since Bioware is hiring internet personalities now, I say Yahtzee and The Spoony One should be in the next Dragon Age.

Lionheart08

[QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

[QUOTE="AmazonTreeBoa"] you have issues because your narrow mind seems to think most gamers live in a basement and never go out or get laid. You seem to be stuck in the 80's witty you way of thinking. Gaming, gamers, and the way you think of them has changed. It is time for you to try and keep up with the rest of us. And yes you are mad or you wouldn't have bothered with making this stupid ass thread in the first place.AmazonTreeBoa

I guess you cant read to well....

I said it enforces the steriotype, not that it is actually the case that all gamers are like that, Nor did I suggest I think like that. Learn to read dude, before getting on your high horse. If you dont think that steriotype exists, then you are blind indeed.

lol no, I am not mad. I made the thread because I thought it was news that had yet to be discussed, If you learn to read any time soon have a look at the first page. You will see people calling me out for 'old news' and me saying I wasnt aware.

We can continue this discussion once you get over yourself. I have issues because I posted a thread and disagree with throwing JC into a ME game? Grow the f*** up lol.

Now who mad lol :D

[QUOTE="AmazonTreeBoa"][QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

I guess you cant read to well....

I said it enforces the steriotype, not that it is actually the case that all gamers are like that, Nor did I suggest I think like that. Learn to read dude, before getting on your high horse. If you dont think that steriotype exists, then you are blind indeed.

lol no, I am not mad. I made the thread because I thought it was news that had yet to be discussed, If you learn to read any time soon have a look at the first page. You will see people calling me out for 'old news' and me saying I wasnt aware.

We can continue this discussion once you get over yourself. I have issues because I posted a thread and disagree with throwing JC into a ME game? Grow the f*** up lol.

BibiMaghoo

Now who mad lol :D

[QUOTE="Lionheart08"]

Since Bioware is hiring internet personalities now, I say Yahtzee and The Spoony One should be in the next Dragon Age.

clone01

[QUOTE="Lionheart08"]

Since Bioware is hiring internet personalities now, I say Yahtzee and The Spoony One should be in the next Dragon Age.

clone01

I think Yahtzee should play the main villain in the next Uncharted, as some suave but somewhat awkward, rapidly speaking and well dressed Australian man, leading a gang of Australian mercenaries as Drake hunts for some treasure in Australia made by the aborigines or brought over by the British.

Aside from having Drake continue to kill more people from other countries and ethnicities, he really would make the perfect foil for Drake as an enemy, and it would be hilarious to see the insults he could come up with against him in game.

Seriously, I'd buy 20 copies.

[QUOTE="Tikeio"]

[QUOTE="Sagem28"]

She makes me cringe every time I see her, now I have to put up with her in one of my favorite franchises.... * sigh *

She kinda looks like Snookie though

DragonfireXZ95

One is fat, orange and has masculine facial features. While the other is thin and looks human. There is no resemblance.

Apparently you aren't aware that she's not fat anymore. :P

However, she is still dumb as a post. Fun and annoying fact, did you know she's writing a book that will sell millions? It's sad really. Makes me dread living in this world even more. :(

Ew, she's still not hot, but I'd probably still tap that... with a hefty bag on and a few drinks later.

Its an improvement I guess.

Why is it stupid? Yvonne Strahovski was a main character in ME2 and noone said that was stupid.

pelvist

Why would anyone rage? Could not care less.

[QUOTE="BibiMaghoo"]

[QUOTE="AmazonTreeBoa"]Do you even bother to think about what you're typing BEFORE you type it. You wouldn't sound so damn stupid if you did. If I couldn't read you clueless dumbass, I wouldn't be responding to your ignorance and I wouldn't be able to wrote.....DOH!!!!!! As for the stereotype. Well that's not really the stereotype anymore except for those that can't seem to keep up with the times. And yeah you are mad, just in denial about it. The news that you posted isn't what gives away that you are mad. You complaining about does. But please, by all means. Respond with more stupidity like your dumbass "learn to read" comment. Your ignorance is amusing.AmazonTreeBoa

Now who mad lol :D

And yet...the only person in the thread raging is you?

I told you to learn to read, it seems you still need to. I have said why I made the thread, but it seems to be beyond your understanding.

Have a nice day :D