the perfect slogan for each company.

Sony - Where are the games?

Microsoft - If you don't like shooters, we've got nothing for you.

Nintendo - Mini-games and bad controls are an innovation.

MS-"2/3 chance,That you'll get a function cosole"

MS-"WE NEW MORE SKU's"

MS-"XBOX 360,Now you can experience how a jet engine sounds at home!"

MS-"We dont need Japan"

Nintendo "Wii would like to sell you the same game Wii sold you 10 years ago."

"Wii dont need better games, Wii have your mom, and she's fun enough."

Microsoft "Finish the fight....with this free month of Xbox Live we would like to offer you with the return of your Xbox console from out repair center in Irvine TX."

"You can play more good games on a broken 360 then you could on a working model from our competition"

Sony"Next gendoesnt start till we say it does. We havent said it yet, we are still milking PS2"

"$600 dollars is actually to low to pay for a doorstop with this much potential"

[QUOTE="cf2012"]MS - because we try to bribe our way to the top.SpruceCaboose

Why does everyone who hates MS think that they have bribed all the gaming world? It makes absolutely no sense what-so-ever to think that...

it makes perfect sense. are you paying attention? buying exclusive rights is just the same as bribing. ITs just being called something different to make it sound good.

[QUOTE="SpruceCaboose"]

[QUOTE="cf2012"]MS - because we try to bribe our way to the top.Shinoto

Why does everyone who hates MS think that they have bribed all the gaming world? It makes absolutely no sense what-so-ever to think that...

What else can fanboys do? Other then whine about what the other company does. Its funny, but couldn't one say moneybags for Squeenix? I mean with how pathetic Software sales are on the PSP compared to DS, Development Costs, etc. Why make it for the other one? No wonder Sony says they can't pay for new exculsives when they are probably paying to just keep the ones they have.

talk about fanboys. u have no facts on this so get them straight, u have no idea what ur talking about. i had a 3fixme but i got rid of it cause its garbage. and if i did want another 1 id go get it. its a waste of money.

Nintendo - Wii want your Mom & your grandpa too

MS - RROD & Game fuel included

Sony: Watching mov-, uhhh, playing games in the 4th dimension.

Microsoft: Multiplayer fun for racists!

Nintendo: Same old 'cube, with a whole new exterior.

Sony "it fits beside your tv, no really it does"

Nintendo "look, it lights up blue!!!"

Microsoft "look, it lights up red!!!"

Sony - Hold on a second....

Nintendo -Wii want to play minigames.

Microsoft - Running red rings around the competition - now with lesbian alien sex!

sony-come in our world, you can do everything EXCEPT actually playing games.

microsoft-rrod, are whole game plan, trust us.

nintendo-wii are pwning and back to claim are thrown!

Microsoft: "With Windows Vista, we have finally established ourselves as slaves to Apple!"

Microsoft: "Buy Vista so you can play Halo 2! A game from over 2 years ago!"

Microsoft: "No matter how much any of you hate us, you still buy our products, suckers!"

Microsoft: "Buy Halo 3, just because it is called Halo 3!"

Sony: "We are too stupid to think right. Hence our prices."

Sony: "Although Blu-Ray is capable of tons of space, we really don't see the need to use it..."

Sony: "We think $600 is fair for a system with no games. Oh wait, we have... hmmmm"

Nintendo: "We just created a kickass system, but God forbid if any games come out that truely utilize it!"

Nintendo: "Hopefully no one will remember the old phrase: you get what you pay for!"

Nintendo: "Let's make a console that gives the players excercise, because we are sure that's just what they want trying to play video games!"

Crytek: "We have Crysis. Bow down, subordinates"