The REAL reason why people hate the PS3.....

I see so many people bashing PS3 on here and I never understood it, why would you hate something that is superior in every single way? So I decided to find out first hand as to why the unnatural hatered towards the greatest system ever made, first I went around my college and asked people what they thought of it and some people said they liked xbox better. I was surprised to find out that these people were serious about their answer, so I asked why do they only have an xbox and they said they like the parties better.

I was shocked because I never knew xbox people had parties, so I asked if I could come to one and they stared at me and said "okay", so I arrived at the party with beer and women but when I got there I only saw one guy with a headset and he was doing PARTY CHAT! I felt kind of bad for the guy because xbox players don't know what real parties are like, to them party means party chat, why do you think they talk about it all the time? My investigation was not yet over though, I later went to the mall and saw some guy buying an xbox game and I asked him why won't he buy it for PS3 and he said he didn't have the money for one.

So I asked him why not and he said he is on a fixed income, I was surprised and taken back by this. I never knew that poor people existed, I only thought they were made up because rich people such as myself never associate with those people. I didn't know what to say to the guy, so I ran outof the store. I went back home to my mansion and pondered as to why people would hate the PS3, and then it hit me. People hate it because they are jealous! PS3 is for rich and popular and cool people and the xbox people are jealous because they can't live our lifelstyle, so they want to take it from us just like communists!

It all makes sense now, the constant bashing of PSN and Blu Ray and all that, they arn't really trying to bash the system, they are trying to bash a people and lifestyle (a cool and luxrious lifestyle I might add). See we all know that PS3 makes you cool, but xbox people don't because they never were cool. You have to be cool to buy a PS3 and because they don't understand what "cool" is, they bash it. It's that simple...

Lemmings can deny it all they want to, but they know it's the truth. It's been proven

I dont hate the PS3, i just hate you.

Awful thread/read...

I dont hate the PS3, it is just that with the exception of Valkyria Chronicles, Demons Souls and LBP2. I dont really care for any of its games.

I dont hate the PS3, i just hate you.

dzaric

No you hate the PS3 because you can't afford one or you arn't cool enough to get one. It's really that simple

[QUOTE="dzaric"]

I dont hate the PS3, i just hate you.

ShadowMoses900

No you hate the PS3 because you can't afford one or you arn't cool enough to get one. It's really that simple

I dont hate the PS3, i just hate you.

dzaric

Your sig works so well with what you said.

Also the PS3 is OK I just bash it sometimes for the lulz.

Ridiculous thread is ridiculous.

[QUOTE="dzaric"]

I dont hate the PS3, i just hate you.

ShadowMoses900

No you hate the PS3 because you can't afford one or you arn't cool enough to get one. It's really that simple

ShadowMoses, what the f*** is this?

I don't know how I feel about this thread,

On the one hand, its kind of funny and its nice to see something different from the normal spiteful hate threads I guess.

On the other hand, everyone else here hates it and I want to fit in.

I lol'd......I really did

I dont hate the PS3, i just hate you.

dzaric

yeah, this is the correct answer

Nice thread. It's almost on par with the infamous one about using the PSP to pick up chicks. :lol:

I'm sorry, but you're a total loser.

I dont hate the PS3, i just hate you.

dzaric

[QUOTE="dzaric"]

I dont hate the PS3, i just hate you.

ShadowMoses900

No you hate the PS3 because you can't afford one or you arn't cool enough to get one. It's really that simple

Actually i have a ps3, and a 360, and i like them both,so let me repeat myself, but this time make sure you look at Samuel L Jackson's eyes when you read it:

I dont hate the PS3, i just hate you.

Nice thread. It's almost on par with the infamous one about using the PSP to pick up chicks. :lol:

Renegade_Fury

Please say you've got a link for that?

Nice thread. It's almost on par with the infamous one about using the PSP to pick up chicks. :lol:

Renegade_Fury

Yeah I thought those were funny, but I guess everyone here is taking this thread seriously and hating TC for it.

Nice thread. It's almost on par with the infamous one about using the PSP to pick up chicks. :lol:

Renegade_Fury

the PSP guys avatar made the thread even more awesome too

I saw the title... I saw the name of the TC... and I was not dissappointed.

I was going to link to a funny youtube vid symbolizing my reaction, but GS's messaging system is being ass.

(If you were curious, it's the scene from A Troll In Central Park where a troll is skipping along singing "I'm a bad troll. A very bad troll.")

I'm sorry, but you're a total loser.

balfe1990

Pfft...no way man, losers think party=party chat and think RROD is some kind of techno song or something.

I'm cool, trust me man. I drive an awesome car and I go to college for FREE (justlikePSN)because I'm rich and my parents pay for me, plus I dress up as Nathan Drake and that makes me more cool. I once tried to dress up as Master Chief and guess what happened? People tried to beat me up! That doesn't happen when I'm dressed like Drake.

[QUOTE="balfe1990"]

I'm sorry, but you're a total loser.

ShadowMoses900

Pfft...no way man, losers think party=party chat and think RROD is some kind of techno song or something.

I'm cool, trust me man. I drive an awesome car and I go to college for FREE (justlikePSN)because I'm rich and my parents pay for me, plus I dress up as Nathan Drake and that makes me more cool. I once tried to dress up as Master Chief and guess what happened? People tried to beat me up! That doesn't happen when I'm dressed like Drake.

Not gonna lie, I lol'd.

[QUOTE="balfe1990"]

I'm sorry, but you're a total loser.

ShadowMoses900

Pfft...no way man, losers think party=party chat and think RROD is some kind of techno song or something.

I'm cool, trust me man. I drive an awesome car and I go to college for FREE (justlikePSN)because I'm rich and my parents pay for me, plus I dress up as Nathan Drake and that makes me more cool. I once tried to dress up as Master Chief and guess what happened? People tried to beat me up! That doesn't happen when I'm dressed like Drake.

cool didnt really need your life story though.Your still a stupid poster most of the time as your a cow and typically they have strange attitudes towards everything not Sony related.

[QUOTE="balfe1990"]

I'm sorry, but you're a total loser.

ShadowMoses900

Pfft...no way man, losers think party=party chat and think RROD is some kind of techno song or something.

I'm cool, trust me man. I drive an awesome car and I go to college for FREE (justlikePSN)because I'm rich and my parents pay for me, plus I dress up as Nathan Drake and that makes me more cool. I once tried to dress up as Master Chief and guess what happened? People tried to beat me up! That doesn't happen when I'm dressed like Drake.

I'm going o give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're taking the piss. Otherwise....

Though I have a funny feeling that even if this is a thread that's meant to be funny, I still think you believe what you're saying.

So much for Shadow "I'm not a fanboy" Moses...

I lolled Anyways, what about people like me who own both the 360 and PS3 and still prefer the 360. doll94

Why would you do that? I mean buy a 360 with a PS3? Have you ever been to one of my parties? Ofcourse not because you are cramping your style with the 360, get rid of it. What if you bring a girl home (or inmy case 2) and they see your xbox? They are going to laugh at you and leave man, you don't need that thing holding you back in life.

[QUOTE="doll94"]I lolled Anyways, what about people like me who own both the 360 and PS3 and still prefer the 360. ShadowMoses900

Why would you do that? I mean buy a 360 with a PS3? Have you ever been to one of my parties? Ofcourse not because you are cramping your style with the 360, get rid of it. What if you bring a girl home (or inmy case 2) and they see your xbox? They are going to laugh at you and leave man, you don't need that thing holding you back in life.

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

[QUOTE="balfe1990"]

I'm sorry, but you're a total loser.

balfe1990

Pfft...no way man, losers think party=party chat and think RROD is some kind of techno song or something.

I'm cool, trust me man. I drive an awesome car and I go to college for FREE (justlikePSN)because I'm rich and my parents pay for me, plus I dress up as Nathan Drake and that makes me more cool. I once tried to dress up as Master Chief and guess what happened? People tried to beat me up! That doesn't happen when I'm dressed like Drake.

I'm going o give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're taking the piss. Otherwise....

Though I have a funny feeling that even if this is a thread that's meant to be funny, I still think you believe what you're saying.

So much for Shadow "I'm not a fanboy" Moses...

So speaking the truth makes somebody a fanboy? I think your the fanboy because you don't want to accept the FACT that PS3 is more popular than xbox. In fact even Uncharted is more popular than Gears of War by a LONG shot, anyone who isn't a fanboy knows this....

[QUOTE="doll94"]I lolled Anyways, what about people like me who own both the 360 and PS3 and still prefer the 360. ShadowMoses900

Why would you do that? I mean buy a 360 with a PS3? Have you ever been to one of my parties? Ofcourse not because you are cramping your style with the 360, get rid of it. What if you bring a girl home (or inmy case 2) and they see your xbox? They are going to laugh at you and leave man, you don't need that thing holding you back in life.

Yes, because we all know girls get wet at the sight of a piece of plastic with "PS3" stamped on the top.

PS3 is no more of an aphrodisiac than a toaster.

[QUOTE="balfe1990"]

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

Pfft...no way man, losers think party=party chat and think RROD is some kind of techno song or something.

I'm cool, trust me man. I drive an awesome car and I go to college for FREE (justlikePSN)because I'm rich and my parents pay for me, plus I dress up as Nathan Drake and that makes me more cool. I once tried to dress up as Master Chief and guess what happened? People tried to beat me up! That doesn't happen when I'm dressed like Drake.

ShadowMoses900

I'm going o give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're taking the piss. Otherwise....

Though I have a funny feeling that even if this is a thread that's meant to be funny, I still think you believe what you're saying.

So much for Shadow "I'm not a fanboy" Moses...

So speaking the truth makes somebody a fanboy? I think your the fanboy because you don't want to accept the FACT that PS3 is more popular than xbox. In fact even Uncharted is more popular than Gears of War by a LONG shot, anyone who isn't a fanboy knows this....

Direct me to the part where you spoke any truth at all.

To all taking TC seriously...

You haven't been here long enough.

To all taking TC seriously...

You haven't been here long enough.

turtlethetaffer

I know what the chap is like. Doesn't make his failed attempts at humour any funnier.

He's just irritating now.

Ha, you are an awesome user TC.

I use to be a troller like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee

Awesome thread is awesome!

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

[QUOTE="balfe1990"]

I'm going o give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're taking the piss. Otherwise....

Though I have a funny feeling that even if this is a thread that's meant to be funny, I still think you believe what you're saying.

So much for Shadow "I'm not a fanboy" Moses...

balfe1990

So speaking the truth makes somebody a fanboy? I think your the fanboy because you don't want to accept the FACT that PS3 is more popular than xbox. In fact even Uncharted is more popular than Gears of War by a LONG shot, anyone who isn't a fanboy knows this....

Direct me to the part where you spoke any truth at all.

Let's see here, How many people name their kids Nathan or Drake? ALOT! Now how many people name their kids Marcus or Phonix? No one names thier kid Phonix and hardly anyone names their kid Marcus. It's obvious that Uncharted is more popualr than Gears and xbox, more people are naming their kid after a video game so I think that's the turth you are looking for. Ofcourse your a fanboy so you'll deny it.

[QUOTE="turtlethetaffer"]

To all taking TC seriously...

You haven't been here long enough.

balfe1990

I know what the chap is like. Doesn't make his failed attempts at humour any funnier.

He's just irritating now.

Irritating for you because you're taking it seriously. Entertaining for me because I'm not.