The Witcher 3 key to Sex Is to Not Sell Your Game on It.

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#51 Shielder7
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@uninspiredcup said:

- Makes all main heroes america, Everyone else British.

- Main character cliche reluctant hero

- Face design now essentially Solid Snake

- Completely simplstic and cliche combat

- Traditional, but flawed boss battles

- No weapon contact, clipping galore

- Actively dresses woman like whores, who all look the same (seriously it's a copy pasted face) whenever possible

- Game £49.99 (almost double the price of a normal pc game)

Be nice if they sorted all this shit out before attempting to educate the industry.

Were talking about the Witcher not Dragon Age.

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#52 Lulu_Lulu
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They could have just shut up about it.... Now this guarantees that they are infact using sex to sell it....

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#53  Edited By Mr_Huggles_dog
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@parkurtommo said:

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Sex in games has no immersive value.....

It does, actually. That is what Tost is trying to explain and that is why they are including it in the game in the first place. Same reason why a lot of HBO series have uncensored sex in them, because they don't need to restrain themselves from that kind of imagery; while at the same time, they want to include it because it's realistic. People have sex, just like how people kill other people, it's all part of life (hell killing people is not exactly part of life!).

Game characters don't look real.

It might as well be that Octopuss Hentia stuff. People have sex.....these aren't ppl.

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#54 parkurtommo
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@mr_huggles_dog said:
@parkurtommo said:

@mr_huggles_dog said:

Sex in games has no immersive value.....

It does, actually. That is what Tost is trying to explain and that is why they are including it in the game in the first place. Same reason why a lot of HBO series have uncensored sex in them, because they don't need to restrain themselves from that kind of imagery; while at the same time, they want to include it because it's realistic. People have sex, just like how people kill other people, it's all part of life (hell killing people is not exactly part of life!).

Game characters don't look real.

It might as well be that Octopuss Hentia stuff. People have sex.....these aren't ppl.

Yeah, that's why sex is included, so that these characters; who aren't people, seem more like people. That's the whole point. To include realism where there is none.

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#55  Edited By Krelian-co
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@Shielder7 said:

@krisroe_213 said:

CDPR are gods. Bow down Biodrones. Sick of all of these social justice simulators.

and cue in our resident Biodrone troll

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This....lets take the CDPRdrones down to size a bit.

Both Witcher games do not do sex right, out side the scene with Triss in TW2. It gets really stupid when sex is used as a quest reward throughout the game, and sex is something you earn as a reward, instead of a relationship developing. Whats really stupid is that Geralt can bang the same woman who turns Triss into a little figurine, nevermind Ves steps out of her character in her sex scene, after the act before talking about not cheating on Triss.

Say what you want about Bioware, but at least they do not have sex as a reward every other quest in every act of the game.

- Criticizes CDPR take on sex says it used as a quest reward instead of relationship developing.

-Praises Biowares "here's gift give me sex" take on relationship developing.

Ok...

He's TGR, we all know he has a hard on for bioware and keeps crying why people like CDPR over bioware

bu bu how dare you like more CDPR we should bow down to bioware waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Seriously he's just an amoeba who can't understand something so simple.

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#56  Edited By Krelian-co
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I don't know who are they kidding, The Witcher always has had a lot of sexual content, even the books are like that, but it is inconsecuential, i never gave two fuks about it in the game meanwhile bioware makes it a focus of every game.

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@Shielder7 said:

@krisroe_213 said:

CDPR are gods. Bow down Biodrones. Sick of all of these social justice simulators.

and cue in our resident Biodrone troll

@texasgoldrush said:

This....lets take the CDPRdrones down to size a bit.

Both Witcher games do not do sex right, out side the scene with Triss in TW2. It gets really stupid when sex is used as a quest reward throughout the game, and sex is something you earn as a reward, instead of a relationship developing. Whats really stupid is that Geralt can bang the same woman who turns Triss into a little figurine, nevermind Ves steps out of her character in her sex scene, after the act before talking about not cheating on Triss.

Say what you want about Bioware, but at least they do not have sex as a reward every other quest in every act of the game.

- Criticizes CDPR take on sex says it used as a quest reward instead of relationship developing.

-Praises Biowares "here's gift give me sex" take on relationship developing.

Ok...

When did I even praise Bioware here, other than not have sex for sidequest rewards like CD Projeckt?

However, Bioware by far, treats sex more mature for the most part, than CD Projeckt, and are less hypocritical about it. And Mass Effect 3 actually does it right.

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@Krelian-co said:

I don't know who are they kidding, The Witcher always has had a lot of sexual content, even the books are like that, but it is inconsecuential, i never gave two fuks about it in the game meanwhile bioware makes it a focus of every game.

I wouldn't say they make it a focus in every game, it always happens right before the ending/big battle/suicide mission which is kinda lame.

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#59  Edited By texasgoldrush
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@Krelian-co said:

I don't know who are they kidding, The Witcher always has had a lot of sexual content, even the books are like that, but it is inconsecuential, i never gave two fuks about it in the game meanwhile bioware makes it a focus of every game.

However, Bioware is less nonsensical about it. At least Shepard would not bang someone who did great harm to one of his or her friends just for a quest reward of his choice.

How the Witcher treats sex, outside of either Shani or Triss, is idiotic.

And Bioware doesn't make it the focus of their games, the fans do.

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@lostrib said:

@Shielder7 said:

Bioware: but but but we have g.a.y. romances with minotaurs and dwarfs that are politically correct. That's what the LGBT community told us to put in they said that's what everyone wanted.

oh ffs...

let's see how long this lasts

A horny gay minotaur would be fucking terrifying.

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#61  Edited By lostrib
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@ReadingRainbow4 said:

@lostrib said:

@Shielder7 said:

Bioware: but but but we have g.a.y. romances with minotaurs and dwarfs that are politically correct. That's what the LGBT community told us to put in they said that's what everyone wanted.

oh ffs...

let's see how long this lasts

A horny gay minotaur would be fucking terrifying.

A horny minotaur would be terrifying in general.

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#62  Edited By Mr_Huggles_dog
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@parkurtommo said:

@mr_huggles_dog said:

Game characters don't look real.

It might as well be that Octopuss Hentia stuff. People have sex.....these aren't ppl.

Yeah, that's why sex is included, so that these characters; who aren't people, seem more like people. That's the whole point. To include realism where there is none.

It's an excuse to sell sex to ppl who don't know any better and have no free mind. CDPR goes "Sex is done in a mature way in out games....our games are for real adults."

And idiots eat it up.

It's a horrible attempt at making non real life characters seem real....a complete failure in every way.

How someone doesn't look at it and go "That...just doesn't look right"....is beyond me.

CDPR forces me to watch that crap....where Bioware lets you choose to go into that realm of dumb. Yet CDPR is sooooooo for the fans and all that BS.

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@Ballroompirate said:

@Krelian-co said:

I don't know who are they kidding, The Witcher always has had a lot of sexual content, even the books are like that, but it is inconsecuential, i never gave two fuks about it in the game meanwhile bioware makes it a focus of every game.

I wouldn't say they make it a focus in every game, it always happens right before the ending/big battle/suicide mission which is kinda lame.

Not always true.

DAO romances happen anytime the time is right, it can be halfway through the game. DA2's sex scenes happen halfway through, and several of ME3's happen before the attack on Cronos.

However, the problem is most of Bioware's sex scenes are quite bad, especially on the DA side. Although ME3's cabin scenes are far improved and have substance behind it.

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@texasgoldrush: You wanna make out, baby?

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#65  Edited By CanYouDiglt
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Sex in the Witcher is ridiculous. It is basically a quest reward. At least with Bioware it is more about the relationship with a certain character but Witcher is hey grats on doing this now your reward is boobs.

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Any one remember the sex scene with Frigidazzi in Ultima VII Part 2?

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@mr_huggles_dog said:

@parkurtommo said:

@mr_huggles_dog said:

Game characters don't look real.

It might as well be that Octopuss Hentia stuff. People have sex.....these aren't ppl.

Yeah, that's why sex is included, so that these characters; who aren't people, seem more like people. That's the whole point. To include realism where there is none.

It's an excuse to sell sex to ppl who don't know any better and have no free mind. CDPR goes "Sex is done in a mature way in out games....our games are for real adults."

And idiots eat it up.

It's a horrible attempt at making non real life characters seem real....a complete failure in every way.

How someone doesn't look at it and go "That...just doesn't look right"....is beyond me.

CDPR forces me to watch that crap....where Bioware lets you choose to go into that realm of dumb. Yet CDPR is sooooooo for the fans and all that BS.

I'm saying that it increases your involvement in the game, it makes you empathize towards the character. If a character were truly one sided and superficial, they wouldn't have sex, they wouldn't have addictions, they would have no weaknesses. I understand that the sex might be gratuitous (and if you can't look past that, that's fine) but it's still a way of making a fictional character seem more like us. Someone who has physical desires and has feelings.

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@Zophar87 said:

@Chutebox said:

Not to overdo it? did they play Witcher 2?

Did you? If you're focusing on the sexual aspects of TW2 then you're doing it wrong.

Yup, beat it. Thanks for the question with the obvious answer. I wasn't "focusing" on sex, doesn't change anything.

Try doing something right, ok?

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@freedomfreak said:

Or do it like Ride to Hell where they just keep their clothes on.

No game should do anything like Ride to Hell...

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@Krelian-co said:

I don't know who are they kidding, The Witcher always has had a lot of sexual content, even the books are like that, but it is inconsecuential, i never gave two fuks about it in the game meanwhile bioware makes it a focus of every game.

I think it's the fact they don't try and sell their game around it like Bioware does, and make press releases on how many gay bisexual romances they put in this time around. It's getting really old and pathetic.

@texasgoldrush said:


However, Bioware by far, treats sex more mature for the most part, than CD Projeckt, and are less hypocritical about it. And Mass Effect 3 actually does it right.

LMAO if by right you mean completely wrong and immature I agree. Bioware are the biggest hypocrites when it comes to stuff like that they try and show controversy with one hand and shield your eyes with the other to the point it's just sad. CD Projeckt doesn't shield you from anything, they have the attitude if you're not mature enough to handle their game than you should be playing it period.

@texasgoldrush said:

However, Bioware is less nonsensical about it. At least Shepard would not bang someone who did great harm to one of his or her friends just for a quest reward of his choice.

How the Witcher treats sex, outside of either Shani or Triss, is idiotic.

And Bioware doesn't make it the focus of their games, the fans do.

No they're more nonsensical about it, in dragon age you can have sex with a demon if you sell a child's soul to it and than it fades to black because who knows why and Renegade Shepard is a dick who would do anything.

Also Bioware does make it the focus of their games don't even try and lie about that.

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@Shielder7 said:

@Krelian-co said:

I don't know who are they kidding, The Witcher always has had a lot of sexual content, even the books are like that, but it is inconsecuential, i never gave two fuks about it in the game meanwhile bioware makes it a focus of every game.

I think it's the fact they don't try and sell their game around it like Bioware does, and make press releases on how many gay bisexual romances they put in this time around. It's getting really old and pathetic.

@texasgoldrush said:


However, Bioware by far, treats sex more mature for the most part, than CD Projeckt, and are less hypocritical about it. And Mass Effect 3 actually does it right.

LMAO if by right you mean completely wrong and immature I agree. Bioware are the biggest hypocrites when it comes to stuff like that they try and show controversy with one hand and shield your eyes with the other to the point it's just sad. CD Projeckt doesn't shield you from anything, they have the attitude if you're not mature enough to handle their game than you should be playing it period.

@texasgoldrush said:

However, Bioware is less nonsensical about it. At least Shepard would not bang someone who did great harm to one of his or her friends just for a quest reward of his choice.

How the Witcher treats sex, outside of either Shani or Triss, is idiotic.

And Bioware doesn't make it the focus of their games, the fans do.

No they're more nonsensical about it, in dragon age you can have sex with a demon if you sell a child's soul to it and than it fades to black because who knows why and Renegade Shepard is a dick who would do anything.

Also Bioware does make it the focus of their games don't even try and lie about that.

If you are arguing against a dumbass like TGR prepare to be spammed with BUT WHY PEOPLE LIKES CDPR OVER BIOWARE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIOWARE DA BEST YOU CANNOT LIKE THEM MORE BECAUSE I SAID SO

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@Krelian-co said:

If you are arguing against a dumbass like TGR prepare to be spammed with BUT WHY PEOPLE LIKES CDPR OVER BIOWARE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIOWARE DA BEST YOU CANNOT LIKE THEM MORE BECAUSE I SAID SO

Oh I know logic and rational thinking left that dude a long time ago. People with stocks in Bioware/EA that have something to lose have a less biased approach, but it's still fun to see him go off when you pull apart his argument with facts and he turns into a broken record on fire.

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#73  Edited By texasgoldrush
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@Shielder7 said:

@Krelian-co said:

If you are arguing against a dumbass like TGR prepare to be spammed with BUT WHY PEOPLE LIKES CDPR OVER BIOWARE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIOWARE DA BEST YOU CANNOT LIKE THEM MORE BECAUSE I SAID SO

Oh I know logic and rational thinking left that dude a long time ago. People with stocks in Bioware/EA that have something to lose have a less biased approach, but it's still fun to see him go off when you pull apart his argument with facts and he turns into a broken record on fire.

And yet in another thread you were saying that Bioware made some games they didn't make, and repeatedly stated incorrect statements to back up your argument.

@Shielder7 said:

@Krelian-co said:

I don't know who are they kidding, The Witcher always has had a lot of sexual content, even the books are like that, but it is inconsecuential, i never gave two fuks about it in the game meanwhile bioware makes it a focus of every game.

I think it's the fact they don't try and sell their game around it like Bioware does, and make press releases on how many gay bisexual romances they put in this time around. It's getting really old and pathetic.

@texasgoldrush said:


However, Bioware by far, treats sex more mature for the most part, than CD Projeckt, and are less hypocritical about it. And Mass Effect 3 actually does it right.

LMAO if by right you mean completely wrong and immature I agree. Bioware are the biggest hypocrites when it comes to stuff like that they try and show controversy with one hand and shield your eyes with the other to the point it's just sad. CD Projeckt doesn't shield you from anything, they have the attitude if you're not mature enough to handle their game than you should be playing it period.

@texasgoldrush said:

However, Bioware is less nonsensical about it. At least Shepard would not bang someone who did great harm to one of his or her friends just for a quest reward of his choice.

How the Witcher treats sex, outside of either Shani or Triss, is idiotic.

And Bioware doesn't make it the focus of their games, the fans do.

No they're more nonsensical about it, in dragon age you can have sex with a demon if you sell a child's soul to it and than it fades to black because who knows why and Renegade Shepard is a dick who would do anything.

Also Bioware does make it the focus of their games don't even try and lie about that.

Bioware never said that the key to sex is not to sell your game on it, while for a game, using a playboy promotion with a character to sell their game. And once again, you are not listening. The sex scene with Triss in TW2 is out of my criticism, that belongs in the game. What doesn't belong are plot holes, when characters act out of character. Ves does during her sex scene, and in the new content for the Enhanced edition, why would Geralt bang the same woman who turned Triss into a figurine? That seems like a betrayal to me.

In Dragon Age, you can role play an evil character, and I have criticized the Renegade Shepard in ME1 and ME2 for many different reasons.

And once again, Bioware does not focus their games on it, its the fans and the media that do. Facts are facts.

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@texasgoldrush said:

And yet in another thread you were saying that Bioware made some games they didn't make, and repeatedly stated incorrect statements to back up your argument.

And yet I admitted I was wrong about that and haven't repeated it to back up any argument. Obviously I gave "Bi"oware way too much credit I thought they had a hand in making Planscape and IWD with BI. Unlike you I can admit when I'm wrong.

@texasgoldrush said:


Bioware never said that the key to sex is not to sell your game on it

No that's just what they do. Frequently!

@texasgoldrush said:

And once again, you are not listening. What doesn't belong are plot holes, when characters act out of character.

And Bioware aren't the kings of this? Space Magic anyone?

@texasgoldrush said:

And once again, Bioware does not focus their games on it, its the fans and the media that do. Facts are facts.

The fans and the media focus their games on it because "Bi"oware focuses in on it plain and simple, no ones making "Bi"oware make constant press statements and comments on who and who you cannot bang. Facts are facts.

I do agree with you on one thing tho "Bi"oware does have some of the most idiotic fans ever conceived. In fact there's a Biodrone in this very thread who's living proof of this. I won't say who this person is, but I think you know this person, I think you know him very very well.

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#75  Edited By Mr_Huggles_dog
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So what would the difference be with a game doing what many quality movies do and insinuate the sex.

Where as the 2 ppl begin to have sex...the camera cuts away and it's implied. Why does a game have to show all sorts of pixel abnormal looking stupid sex scenes to be "mature"?

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@Shielder7 said:

@texasgoldrush said:

And yet in another thread you were saying that Bioware made some games they didn't make, and repeatedly stated incorrect statements to back up your argument.

And yet I admitted I was wrong about that and haven't repeated it to back up any argument. Obviously I gave "Bi"oware way too much credit I thought they had a hand in making Planscape and IWD with BI. Unlike you I can admit when I'm wrong.

@texasgoldrush said:


Bioware never said that the key to sex is not to sell your game on it

No that's just what they do. Frequently!

@texasgoldrush said:

And once again, you are not listening. What doesn't belong are plot holes, when characters act out of character.

And Bioware aren't the kings of this? Space Magic anyone?

@texasgoldrush said:

And once again, Bioware does not focus their games on it, its the fans and the media that do. Facts are facts.

The fans and the media focus their games on it because "Bi"oware focuses in on it plain and simple, no ones making "Bi"oware make constant press statements and comments on who and who you cannot bang. Facts are facts.

I do agree with you on one thing tho "Bi"oware does have some of the most idiotic fans ever conceived. In fact there's a Biodrone in this very thread who's living proof of this. I won't say who this person is, but I think you know this person, I think you know him very very well.

And how am I wrong, all it is, is that you want me to be wrong.

And once again, Mass Effect 3's ending really has no plotholes. In fact, those that claim plotholes have really flawed arguments they make.

Please tell me, how really does Bioware focus their game on romances? Simply put, they don't. Why? because their games are never about romances. You do not have to romance anybody in their games. Its not required to advance their plots in any way. All their sex scenes are optional. However, exploration, choices, and combat are not optional, that's what they are focused on. It was the media that focused on the sex in ME1 and its the fans who get Bioware to talk about romances, especially with DA:I.

And yes, Bioware has some very idiotic fans, but Biohaters are mostly complete morons. I am not going to name names, you know who they are.

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I think they should tackle it with the approach of that Skyrim mod that lets you rape any enemy after beating them into submission... then get the game banned.

Wow. I am going to respectfully disagree with you on that one. I want my games with minimal rape and preferably not banned :P

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So much Bioware bashing in this thread.

Honestly when it comes to sex scenes in games, and this is not an attack at any company in particular, they're all terribly awkward. The Wither 2's oh-so-mature scenes with the weirdest use of music are really no better than Mass Effect and Dragon Age's floaty hand clothed wrestling matches. Both of them are incredibly awkward and I'd feel terrible if anyone I knew walked in on me watching them.

I'm really just hoping that this new generation of hardware will mean less of the above but I really don't dare to get my hopes up. Apparently you can make photo realistic landscapes and motion captured characters but a sex scene where the characters actually touch each other is completely impossible.

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#79 Krelian-co
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@001011000101101 said:

So much Bioware bashing in this thread.

Honestly when it comes to sex scenes in games, and this is not an attack at any company in particular, they're all terribly awkward. The Wither 2's oh-so-mature scenes with the weirdest use of music are really no better than Mass Effect and Dragon Age's floaty hand clothed wrestling matches. Both of them are incredibly awkward and I'd feel terrible if anyone I knew walked in on me watching them.

I'm really just hoping that this new generation of hardware will mean less of the above but I really don't dare to get my hopes up. Apparently you can make photo realistic landscapes and motion captured characters but a sex scene where the characters actually touch each other is completely impossible.

i don't think they are referring to the cutscenes per se, it's more like bioware is always making propaganda about mucho sex lebo lesbo gay!

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#80 Randolph
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This topic reminds me why I hate most of the people on this site.

You take the stance that you don't care that no one on this site likes you, so it would be a safe bet that most people take the same stance regarding your dislike of them.

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#81  Edited By 001011000101101
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@Krelian-co said:

@001011000101101 said:

So much Bioware bashing in this thread.

Honestly when it comes to sex scenes in games, and this is not an attack at any company in particular, they're all terribly awkward. The Wither 2's oh-so-mature scenes with the weirdest use of music are really no better than Mass Effect and Dragon Age's floaty hand clothed wrestling matches. Both of them are incredibly awkward and I'd feel terrible if anyone I knew walked in on me watching them.

I'm really just hoping that this new generation of hardware will mean less of the above but I really don't dare to get my hopes up. Apparently you can make photo realistic landscapes and motion captured characters but a sex scene where the characters actually touch each other is completely impossible.

i don't think they are referring to the cutscenes per se, it's more like bioware is always making propaganda about mucho sex lebo lesbo gay!

Oh, right. To be fair though, a lot of the news "articles" being posted about the gay romances in the upcoming Dragon Age for example are based on a developer answering a question in an interview. It's not like Bioware are going out there and making trailers and stuff with a focus on said content... unless I missed something.

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#82 Krelian-co
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@001011000101101 said:

@Krelian-co said:

@001011000101101 said:

So much Bioware bashing in this thread.

Honestly when it comes to sex scenes in games, and this is not an attack at any company in particular, they're all terribly awkward. The Wither 2's oh-so-mature scenes with the weirdest use of music are really no better than Mass Effect and Dragon Age's floaty hand clothed wrestling matches. Both of them are incredibly awkward and I'd feel terrible if anyone I knew walked in on me watching them.

I'm really just hoping that this new generation of hardware will mean less of the above but I really don't dare to get my hopes up. Apparently you can make photo realistic landscapes and motion captured characters but a sex scene where the characters actually touch each other is completely impossible.

i don't think they are referring to the cutscenes per se, it's more like bioware is always making propaganda about mucho sex lebo lesbo gay!

Oh, right. To be fair though, a lot of the news "articles" being posted about the gay romances in the upcoming Dragon Age for example are based on a developer answering a question in an interview. It's not like Bioware are going out there and making trailers and stuff with a focus on said content... unless I missed something.

Well i don't know about the new dragon age but they did a lot of propaganda about gay romances and sex in general with dragon age 2 and mass effect 3.

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#83  Edited By tonitorsi
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@edwardecl said:

they should tackle it with the approach of that Skyrim mod that lets you rape any enemy after beating them into submission...

@Shielder7 have g.a.y. romances with minotaurs and dwarfs that are politically correct.

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#84  Edited By Krelian-co
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@edwardecl said:

I think they should tackle it with the approach of that Skyrim mod that lets you rape any enemy after beating them into submission... then get the game banned.

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#85 KungfuKitten
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SR3 had most realistic sex scenes from what I have experienced, just bit too short.

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#86  Edited By Shielder7
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@texasgoldrush said:

And yes, Bioware has some very idiotic fans,

Great excellent the first step is admitting you have a problem, now the slow and painfully way to recovery!

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#87 texasgoldrush
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@Shielder7 said:

@texasgoldrush said:

And yes, Bioware has some very idiotic fans,

Great excellent the first step is admitting you have a problem, now the slow and painfully way to recovery!

And yet you fail to realize that Biohaters are simply just as idiotic, if not more. There are far more stupid Biohaters than Bioware fans.

And a lot of the idiotic Bioware fans I speak of simply do not get Mass Effect 3's (extended) ending.

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#88 texasgoldrush
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@001011000101101 said:

@Krelian-co said:

@001011000101101 said:

So much Bioware bashing in this thread.

Honestly when it comes to sex scenes in games, and this is not an attack at any company in particular, they're all terribly awkward. The Wither 2's oh-so-mature scenes with the weirdest use of music are really no better than Mass Effect and Dragon Age's floaty hand clothed wrestling matches. Both of them are incredibly awkward and I'd feel terrible if anyone I knew walked in on me watching them.

I'm really just hoping that this new generation of hardware will mean less of the above but I really don't dare to get my hopes up. Apparently you can make photo realistic landscapes and motion captured characters but a sex scene where the characters actually touch each other is completely impossible.

i don't think they are referring to the cutscenes per se, it's more like bioware is always making propaganda about mucho sex lebo lesbo gay!

Oh, right. To be fair though, a lot of the news "articles" being posted about the gay romances in the upcoming Dragon Age for example are based on a developer answering a question in an interview. It's not like Bioware are going out there and making trailers and stuff with a focus on said content... unless I missed something.

You didn't miss anything, the Biohaters are simply making their own facts up. Simply put, Bioware talks about romances because the fanbase or the media ask about them. And really Bioware reason for gay and lesbian characters to increase the variety of characters in their games, less about romance and more about character writing.

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#89 Shielder7
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@texasgoldrush said:


And a lot of the idiotic Bioware fans I speak of simply do not get Mass Effect 3's (extended) ending.

LMAO there's nothing to get like you've probably been told by countless people it was a bad rushed ending and that's putting it nicely, that's why they had to extend it and it's still carp. The fact you chose to ignore everyone else and seem to think repasting the same old broken record you like to redux isn't helping your argument that has been torn apart time and time again.

Mass Effect ending sucked and bioware sucks get over it.

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#90 Shielder7
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@texasgoldrush said:

@001011000101101 said:

@Krelian-co said:

@001011000101101 said:

So much Bioware bashing in this thread.

Honestly when it comes to sex scenes in games, and this is not an attack at any company in particular, they're all terribly awkward. The Wither 2's oh-so-mature scenes with the weirdest use of music are really no better than Mass Effect and Dragon Age's floaty hand clothed wrestling matches. Both of them are incredibly awkward and I'd feel terrible if anyone I knew walked in on me watching them.

I'm really just hoping that this new generation of hardware will mean less of the above but I really don't dare to get my hopes up. Apparently you can make photo realistic landscapes and motion captured characters but a sex scene where the characters actually touch each other is completely impossible.

i don't think they are referring to the cutscenes per se, it's more like bioware is always making propaganda about mucho sex lebo lesbo gay!

Oh, right. To be fair though, a lot of the news "articles" being posted about the gay romances in the upcoming Dragon Age for example are based on a developer answering a question in an interview. It's not like Bioware are going out there and making trailers and stuff with a focus on said content... unless I missed something.

You didn't miss anything,

Except texasgoldrush crying once again that the Mass Effect 3 ending was good

and

Crying once again that bioware is still relevant and better than CDPR

Which is an obvious Lolz no on all 3 accounts.

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#91  Edited By CanYouDiglt
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Bioware haters are just weird, they will not stop complaining about Bioware till everyone does not like what they do not like. It is like this in every thread about Bioware and ones like this were the developer never mentioned Bioware, The op has just gone on a tirade trying to convince everyone to hate Bioware as much as he does.

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#92 Senor_Kami
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Meh. They said the same about Witcher 2 and it wasn't any more mature than your typical "serious" game. Kicks off with boobies and crazy over the top gore. From a game people said was like one of the most mature stories ever told in a game.

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#93  Edited By nAbaddon
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@CanYouDiglt said:

Bioware haters are just weird, they will not stop complaining about Bioware till everyone does not like what they do not like. It is like this in every thread about Bioware and ones like this were the developer never mentioned Bioware, The op has just gone on a tirade trying to convince everyone to hate Bioware as much as he does.

OP needs to stop visiting 4chan and grab a personality quickly.

@Shielder7 said:

Crying once again that bioware is still relevant and better than CDPR

Which is an obvious Lolz no on all 3 accounts.


CDProjekt and BioWare can't be compared.

CDProjekt is like that new team with a decent season and only the promise of a legendary one at the moment, while BioWare is freaking Barcelona getting back to form after a pair of shitty seasons.

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#94  Edited By texasgoldrush
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@Shielder7 said:

@texasgoldrush said:


And a lot of the idiotic Bioware fans I speak of simply do not get Mass Effect 3's (extended) ending.

LMAO there's nothing to get like you've probably been told by countless people it was a bad rushed ending and that's putting it nicely, that's why they had to extend it and it's still carp. The fact you chose to ignore everyone else and seem to think repasting the same old broken record you like to redux isn't helping your argument that has been torn apart time and time again.

Mass Effect ending sucked and bioware sucks get over it.

Yes, it was a badly rushed ending (and The Witcher 2 is in the same boat, they had to fix their badly rushed ending for free as well), however, the problem was flaws is with execution, not its concept. Those who still think the ending is bad simply did not pay attention to the story or its themes and simply wanted an ending they wanted but Bioware didn't provide, you know stupid people. Its the Sopranos ending all over again. And really, if you hate ME3's ending, don't watch Snowpiercer.....lol

And CD Projeckt Red fumbled TW2's ending as well, and they too, provided free content to fix the ending to provide more explanation and outcomes of your choices, so try not to be a hypocrite.

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#95  Edited By Shielder7
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@texasgoldrush said:

Yes, it was a badly rushed ending (and The Witcher 2 is in the same boat, they had to fix their badly rushed ending for free as well), however, the problem was flaws is with execution, not its concept. Those who still think the ending is bad simply did not pay attention to the story or its themes and simply wanted an ending they wanted but Bioware didn't provide, you know stupid people. Its the Sopranos ending all over again. And really, if you hate ME3's ending, don't watch Snowpiercer.....lol

And CD Projeckt Red fumbled TW2's ending as well, and they too, provided free content to fix the ending to provide more explanation and outcomes of your choices, so try not to be a hypocrite.

LMAO OMG you're actually comparing the Witcher 2 ending to the epic flop that was Mass Effect 3? and just when I thought you were making progress with acceptance.

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#96 ShepardCommandr
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Sex is stupid and pointless in both video games and movies/tv shows.

No it doesn't make you game appear more "mature".It would be the same thing as adding excessive vilolence/blood/gore,it just comes of as silly and immature.

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#97  Edited By edwardecl
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@ShepardCommandr said:

Sex is stupid and pointless in both video games and movies/tv shows.

No it doesn't make you game appear more "mature".It would be the same thing as adding excessive vilolence/blood/gore,it just comes of as silly and immature.

What's wrong with violence, blood and gore? I actually get put off with games that don't have enough of those, for example FPS game where you shoot someone in the head with a shotgun and they just fall over with a small blood stain. It's not realistic or what you would expect from doing that, so takes the immersion away.

Same as the Pirates game where you grape shot people on another ship and the sailors fall overboard waiting to be rescued... yeah right. They should go overboard alright... in pieces. The violence and gore should add to the realism or they should not be attempting the subject matter in the first place.

I do agree on the forced sex though, it is not required in order to be realistic and does not further the plot of the story. Those sorts of things should be optional just like other actions in a game.

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@Lulu_Lulu said:

They could have just shut up about it.... Now this guarantees that they are infact using sex to sell it....

We normally don't see eye to eye, but I have to agree with you on this.

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Sex scenes in video games... I don't even know why they do it. Just pan the camera away before it goes down.

Or do it like Ride to Hell where they just keep their clothes on.

No, show everything. Also, give each system a peripheral like the Wii Fit board and make the gamer stand on it and dry hump the sky until the scene is over.

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#100 Karnage108
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That's a pretty good life lesson there actually. Thank you for the life lesson CD GODjekt Red