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#52 BioShockOwnz
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[QUOTE="Zandeus"]

[QUOTE="EmoPWNS"]Wasn't this game hyped by some lemmings? If so, major ownage!numba1234

No no.... we are Lemmings not Cows... we don't hype every mediocre title *cough* Heavenly Sword *cough* Lair *cough* Motorstorm *cough* Warhawk *cough*

Eh, lemmings I guess are a new race, I remember old school lemmings, they hyped azurik, blinx, nightcaster, bloodwake, Tao Feng: Fist of the Lotus , blue dragon, and brute force.

Don't diss Blue Dragon. :( It has received good and bad reviews like some games on your console of choice. *wink*

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#53 BioShockOwnz
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I still have it in the wrapper, and am actually scared to play it now. It's hard to judge if people are lying or not. There were alot of things I did not like about Oblivion that it sounded like this game was going to fix. I've also played Gothic I, II, and III and enjoyed them. This game reminded me of a cross of Gothic and Dungeon Siege. Again I am worried.dru26

Please keep it sealed and return it. I do not lie. Trust me. This game is not worth your $60.

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#54 JiveT
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I was hoping this game would be good because I liked Oblivion. WAHHH! I had no idea what to expect from the 360 version but I particpated in a hype thread where I said A. It sounds like its not gonna make it that high. I sure as heck didn't make any bets about it though.
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#55 ArisShadows
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[QUOTE="ArisShadows"]

I am happy that Bioshockpwns in on my friend list to warn me on these games.. I always wonder, why do you buy so many bad games instead of renting 'em, ehh oh well you can be my info guy.. xD I was considering getting this game too because last night few XBL buds hyped me online mode, ehh lucky I stayed iffy and stayed away. Probably a hit or miss game, you either like or definately hate it. Oh well, I got my Bioshock to keep me busy..

BioShockOwnz

More money than brains I guess. :(

Aww, I didn't mean to sound insulting.. Just see always with some new game on my list, its cool, a go getter gamer you are. Screw the wait, I shall see what will be isyour motto! Shall make my decision not on a review but of my own! Heh.
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#56 WeAreToast
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[QUOTE="Zandeus"]

[QUOTE="EmoPWNS"]Wasn't this game hyped by some lemmings? If so, major ownage!numba1234

No no.... we are Lemmings not Cows... we don't hype every mediocre title *cough* Heavenly Sword *cough* Lair *cough* Motorstorm *cough* Warhawk *cough*

Eh, lemmings I guess are a new race, I remember old school lemmings, they hyped azurik, blinx, nightcaster, bloodwake, Tao Feng: Fist of the Lotus , blue dragon, and brute force.

That was more recent, wasn't it?

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#57 Scarletred
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This is a big letdown for me. The whole time I'm thinking "Oh YEAAA, THE OBLIVION KILLER!"
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#58 MADVLAD123
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What are the achievements like :P?
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This is a big letdown for me. The whole time I'm thinking "Oh YEAAA, THE OBLIVION KILLER!"Scarletred

This is what the back of the box says:

"....the new "ten" standard to measure all other RPGs against."

"this game is 100% next generation RPG."

"a big (and long overdue) leap in RPGs"

"it's Oblivion on steroids"

:?

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#60 Hat_Damage
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[QUOTE="Hat_Damage"]

[QUOTE="MoldOnHold"]This one didn't seem as good to me for some reason.

MoldOnHold

gee that seems familiar

Don't tell me I ran a pic of Oblivion by mistake? :x

EDIT: Oh no, it's definately Two Worlds.

You didnt, but this game is such a Oblivion rip off.

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#61 Lonelynight
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I bet it will be better on PC
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#62 BioShockOwnz
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What are the achievements like :P?MADVLAD123

Pull out the semi-automatic and commit suicide -1000 Gamerpoints

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[QUOTE="Scarletred"]This is a big letdown for me. The whole time I'm thinking "Oh YEAAA, THE OBLIVION KILLER!"BioShockOwnz

This is what the back of the box says:

"....the new "ten" standard to measure all other RPGs against."

"this game is 100% next generation RPG."

"a big (and long overdue) leap in RPGs"

"it's Oblivion on steroids"

:?

"it's Oblivion on steroids"

:lol:

Good laugh.

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#64 ArisShadows
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What are the achievements like :P?MADVLAD123

"Ride a Horse"

Ironically, I been seeing my XBL buds playing on it for hours and yet get an achievement or so..

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#65 BioShockOwnz
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I bet it will be better on PCLonelynight

It has a better framerate, but still pure trash of the highest grade.

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#66 _en1gma_
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I bet it will be better on PCLonelynight

No. Oh God no.

I played it about a month ago. Sucks/10

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#67 ArisShadows
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[QUOTE="MADVLAD123"]What are the achievements like :P?BioShockOwnz

Pull out the semi-automatic and commit suicide -1000 Gamerpoints

As I said before, I seen people playing it for a long while, and yet gain many (if any achievements), why is that XD

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#68 _en1gma_
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[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]I bet it will be better on PCBioShockOwnz

It has a better framerate, but still pure trash of the highest grade.

The framerate is horrible. The game is so poorly optimized.

I don;t know how bad it is on the 360, but it is bad on the PC.

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[QUOTE="Scarletred"]This is a big letdown for me. The whole time I'm thinking "Oh YEAAA, THE OBLIVION KILLER!"BioShockOwnz

This is what the back of the box says:

"....the new "ten" standard to measure all other RPGs against."

"this game is 100% next generation RPG."

"a big (and long overdue) leap in RPGs"

"it's Oblivion on steroids"

:?

Oh, boy...

I just remembered something...

...

...

YOU'RE WINNER!

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#70 BioShockOwnz
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[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]

[QUOTE="MADVLAD123"]What are the achievements like :P?ArisShadows

Pull out the semi-automatic and commit suicide -1000 Gamerpoints

As I said before, I seen people playing it for a long while, and yet gain many (if any achievements), why is that XD

They must be hard to get and I'll be damned if my wasting my time trying to get em. :D

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#71 Lonelynight
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[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]I bet it will be better on PC_en1gma_

It has a better framerate, but still pure trash of the highest grade.

The framerate is horrible. The game is so poorly optimized.

I don;t know how bad it is on the 360, but it is bad on the PC.

No patch for it?
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#72 sonicmj1
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IGN just ran some first impressions of it (found here), and while they aren't favorable, they aren't quite as negative.

Still, at the very least, this game sounds pretty terrible.

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#73 BioShockOwnz
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[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]I bet it will be better on PC_en1gma_

It has a better framerate, but still pure trash of the highest grade.

The framerate is horrible. The game is so poorly optimized.

I don;t know how bad it is on the 360, but it is bad on the PC.

It's worst on 360. That's how bad it is. I can't believe this passed through Microsoft certification. Wth?

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#74 ArisShadows
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[QUOTE="ArisShadows"][QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]

[QUOTE="MADVLAD123"]What are the achievements like :P?BioShockOwnz

Pull out the semi-automatic and commit suicide -1000 Gamerpoints

As I said before, I seen people playing it for a long while, and yet gain many (if any achievements), why is that XD

They must be hard to get and I'll be damned if my wasting my time trying to get em. :D

From what seen that look simple. The only one I seen unlocked is "Create a Potion" There is one called "Ride a Horse"

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#75 _en1gma_
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[QUOTE="_en1gma_"][QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]I bet it will be better on PCLonelynight

It has a better framerate, but still pure trash of the highest grade.

The framerate is horrible. The game is so poorly optimized.

I don;t know how bad it is on the 360, but it is bad on the PC.

No patch for it?

I dunno.

I uninstalled a while back lol.

I don't think there were any patches, however.

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#76 _en1gma_
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[QUOTE="_en1gma_"][QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]I bet it will be better on PCBioShockOwnz

It has a better framerate, but still pure trash of the highest grade.

The framerate is horrible. The game is so poorly optimized.

I don;t know how bad it is on the 360, but it is bad on the PC.

It's worst on 360. That's how bad it is. I can't believe this passed through Microsoft certification. Wth?

I'm sorry lol...

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#77 BioShockOwnz
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[QUOTE="_en1gma_"][QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]I bet it will be better on PCLonelynight

It has a better framerate, but still pure trash of the highest grade.

The framerate is horrible. The game is so poorly optimized.

I don;t know how bad it is on the 360, but it is bad on the PC.

No patch for it?

1.1, 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, and now 1.5, yet it's still flawed beyond repair.

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#78 Scarletred
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[QUOTE="Scarletred"]This is a big letdown for me. The whole time I'm thinking "Oh YEAAA, THE OBLIVION KILLER!"BioShockOwnz

This is what the back of the box says:

"....the new "ten" standard to measure all other RPGs against."

"this game is 100% next generation RPG."

"a big (and long overdue) leap in RPGs"

"it's Oblivion on steroids"

:?

I loled at the last part

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#79 EmoPWNS
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This is a big letdown for me. The whole time I'm thinking "Oh YEAAA, THE OBLIVION KILLER!"Scarletred

Comments like these sound like hype.

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#80 _en1gma_
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[QUOTE="Lonelynight"][QUOTE="_en1gma_"][QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]

[QUOTE="Lonelynight"]I bet it will be better on PCBioShockOwnz

It has a better framerate, but still pure trash of the highest grade.

The framerate is horrible. The game is so poorly optimized.

I don;t know how bad it is on the 360, but it is bad on the PC.

No patch for it?

1.1, 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, and now 1.5, yet it's still flawed beyond repair.

Damn. Those could have helped! :P

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big rigs racing, hour of victory?
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#82 ArisShadows
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big rigs racing, hour of victory?unrealslim09
I don't know about HoV but Big Rigs is not this gen.
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[QUOTE="Scarletred"]This is a big letdown for me. The whole time I'm thinking "Oh YEAAA, THE OBLIVION KILLER!"EmoPWNS

Comments like these sound like hype.

Nah. You can't claim ownage even if 2-3 lems were hyping it. There was no "official" hype thread so there's no ownage.

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#84 JiveT
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At least Hour of Victory had comedy value. The demo did anyway.
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#85 EmoPWNS
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Look at this little nugget I found:

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=25597324

*3rd comment down* ;)

Comment 10 you admit it is hyped!!!!11

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#86 foxhound_fox
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And people were hyping this! :lol:
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#87 BioShockOwnz
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Look at this little nugget I found:

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=25597324

*3rd comment down* ;)

Comment 10 you admit it is hyped!!!!11

EmoPWNS

Wow, I wish I would have taken advice from the guy who posted the third post. *winks* :(

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#88 ArisShadows
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And people were hyping this! :lol:foxhound_fox

I was part the iffy unhyping party "this looks like cheap hackslash knock off of Oblivion" party XD

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#89 Apathetic-Irony
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[QUOTE="Zandeus"]

[QUOTE="EmoPWNS"]Wasn't this game hyped by some lemmings? If so, major ownage!Scarletred

No no.... we are Lemmings not Cows... we don't hype every mediocre title *cough* Heavenly Sword *cough* Lair *cough* Motorstorm *cough* Warhawk *cough*

*cough* scored by the same dude who scored godhand a 3 while gs gave it a 8 (also scored 4.5/5 on Gamepro)*cough*true*cough* so did Crackdown according to your knowledge*cough*it's gotten mostly good reviews*cough*

Every person I know who has ever played God Hand says the game was complete garbage.

Hell, I asked the people in Game Stop what the best Fighter on the DS is and it somehow got onto the subject of Beautiful Joe, and how the studio went to hell because they made God Hand. They then ranted for 10 minutes how horrible the game was.

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#90 Hat_Damage
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big rigs racing, hour of victory?unrealslim09

Big Rigs is so bad its fun

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#91 Scarletred
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[QUOTE="Scarletred"]This is a big letdown for me. The whole time I'm thinking "Oh YEAAA, THE OBLIVION KILLER!"EmoPWNS

Comments like these sound like hype.

Your point? This is what I thought. Though I never went around making topics about it

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#92 EmoPWNS
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You knew it was bad long before you bought it, cementing the notion you like to buy bad games.
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SouthPeak Games

:lol: What have they done?

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#95 VFXman
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Well lets thank the lord we live in a world where we dont have to buy a crappy game like this but instead go buy Oblivion and love every single moment of it.

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#96 JiveT
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Godhand is not "complete garbage" it has terrible graphical glitches but its actually quite fun to play and the story is just stupid enough to make it compelling. It also has a great ending song.
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Dang Bioshock, did you really think it was THAT bad?? It's no Oblivion, thats for damn sure. The multiplayer servers are actually outside hosted, so there is lag even with one or 2 people, supposedly this will be fixed within a few days when they introduce american servers.

It's got the graphics and gameplay of a an MMORPG but without the price. Did you play FFXI online? It looked no better, yet people didn't seem to expect it to. It only has 8 player online, but most parties are no bigger.

I actually expected more from this game, wanted more, but I will be happy with a free RPG on 360 :)

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#98 BioShockOwnz
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You knew it was bad long before you bought it, cementing the notion you like to buy bad games.EmoPWNS

*Looks at EmoPWNS avatar*

The hypocrisy in that statement is hilarious. :lol:

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#100 Scarletred
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[QUOTE="Scarletred"][QUOTE="Zandeus"]

[QUOTE="EmoPWNS"]Wasn't this game hyped by some lemmings? If so, major ownage!Apathetic-Irony

No no.... we are Lemmings not Cows... we don't hype every mediocre title *cough* Heavenly Sword *cough* Lair *cough* Motorstorm *cough* Warhawk *cough*

*cough* scored by the same dude who scored godhand a 3 while gs gave it a 8 (also scored 4.5/5 on Gamepro)*cough*true*cough* so did Crackdown according to your knowledge*cough*it's gotten mostly good reviews*cough*

Every person I know who has ever played God Hand says the game was complete garbage.

Hell, I asked the people in Game Stop what the best Fighter on the DS is and it somehow got onto the subject of Beautiful Joe, and how the studio went to hell because they made God Hand. They then ranted for 10 minutes how horrible the game was.

Every person you know=/= every review every person in the world. I'll concede it wasn't good, however that doesn't change the fact that Chris Roper scored it 3 while most other sites scored it 6-8.