To put it simply, Outside is the best console in history

Oh sure, Outside 4.0 offers the stunning visuals in 4320ep (enhanced progressive) @ 256 Hz, 50,000,000:1 contrast ratio with Ultra Dynamic HDR lighting, True Surround Sound Audio, Tactile Sensory feedback that puts rumble to shame, has the most intuitive controller with microsecond responsiveness and precision, the deepest level of immersion, not to mention Absolute Physics 6.0 with the most realistic damage ever.

But how many respawns do you get? Yeah.... thought so ;) :P

Outside has come pretty nice cutscenes. Show me what it's really like.

What will the fanboys of the Outside console be called?

What will the fanboys of the Outside console be called?

silentkill62696

People

[QUOTE="silentkill62696"]

What will the fanboys of the Outside console be called?

Trinners

People

Or more suitably the opposite of Hermits. Nomads :)

My dream world > your reality

treedoor

only drag is that: when you die....no respawnKGB32

Yeah true that.

Also no online play or Wi-fi connectivity :(

And dont get me started on those ridiculous periphirals... basketballs, tennis balls, tennis rackets, footballs, ect. Its such a cash cow. Such lazy devs :P

My hardware isn't compatible with people. Just like you wouldn't trust a skinny chef, I never trust the opinion of a gamer with a girlfriend :D

My hardware isn't compatible with people. Just like you wouldn't trust a skinny chef, I never trust the opinion of a gamer with a girlfriend :D

-clippa-

Baseball sucks. Soccer can be played indoors, so it's not an AAAE, only an AAA.

And the best part is:

Outside has been around for thousands of years and videogame consoles still haven't mastered its perfection :P

Lol. This thread is so full of win.

So you don't trust my opinion? What if my girlfriend *is* a gamer? Can you trust her opinion? She doesn't have a girlfriend, so can you trust her but not me?subrosian

Unless she's a fat, single, lesbian chef, no, I can't trust her opinion on anything.

[QUOTE="-clippa-"]

My hardware isn't compatible with people. Just like you wouldn't trust a skinny chef, I never trust the opinion of a gamer with a girlfriend :D

subrosian

Where can I find such a woman :cry:

Crysis > Real-Life

in fact in then next few years, consoles will beso powerful that you will get confused between reality and gaming world, so enjoy outside as much as possible rightnow.

Too bad there's people who have claimed Outside will die in 2012. Enjoy while you can :?

Outside > Inside, anyone who disagrees just likes living amongst their own dead skincells.

Is it backwards compatible?

It's all about the games. My SNES is just about as fun as Outside. Graphics are overrated.

BUT!

It has the worst character design, setting, storyline, and gameplay.

It only wins in graphics and sound (not going to mention it has no music)..

(counting it as a game, not a console)

But you only have one life and no continues :/

But you only have one life and no continues :/

SpinoRaptor24