Uncle Phil just went GANGSTA!!!!!! It's GAME OVER Sony!!!!!! Cows admit it you're JUMPING!!!!!! ? NG

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#1  Edited By Xbox7204Life
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Lets cut the freaking BS here Xbox is slaughtering Sony these days. Xbox has so many games and so many games coming and so many unannounced games coming as well.

Meanwhile Sony over here broke canceling games and studios fumbling around dumb da dumb what do we do guess we better beg for more Xbox games so our Cows have something to play.

Cows answer this, why would you stay on PS any longer? Why would you pay full price for games even if you get some of the great Xbox games, why would you pay full price? Do you Cows have the most pathetic business financial sense on the planet or what? You do realize that Sony is basically going full multiplat as well, Sony has to they can't survive if they don't.

Cows are you going to jump and when are you? How close are you to jumping? Are you drooling in agony with your thoughts losing sleep at night dreaming of Uncle Phil as your Daddy?

Here's what Xbox offers and is bringing. The most games currently in the market PERIOD!!!!!! The best games in the market currently PERIOD!!!!!! The most powerful console ever made the biggest technical leap ever in gaming coming with Windows/PC Hybrid integration in 2026 PERIOD!!!!!! A new powerful handheld with Windows/Xbox fully integrated in 2026 PERIOD!!!!!!

Game Pass the best cost and gaming option with all the best games and tons of games coming regularly PERIOD!!!!!!

Go to 1: 40 and say OH BOY Uncle Phil has just went GANGSTA!!!!!!

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#2 deactivated-67913f01c3174
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As a cow, I am not sure how long I can take this :(

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#3  Edited By SecretPolice
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Whelp I held off as long as I can, you've convinced this lifelong cow. I'm Jumping Into the lem camp. ;o

lol :P

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@SecretPolice said:

Whelp I held off as long as I can, you've convinced this lifelong cow. I'm Jumping Into the lem camp. ;o

lol :P

Wise choice!

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#5  Edited By SecretPolice
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@xbox7204life:

Indeed, even happier now I made the Jump.

lol :P

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/gaming/doom-the-dark-ages-leak-confirms-may-release-date/ar-AA1xF9Yq?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=DCTS&cvid=e2c8901ff4ad4f1aa7dec0d18dc6b36a&ei=11

Doom: The Dark Ages leak confirms May release date

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Doom: The Dark Ages will be released on May 15, 2025. The leak, published by the French videogame website Gamekult, confirmed the game’s release date, which is expected to be officially announced during Xbox’s Developer Direct 2025 event.

Doom: The Dark Ages is among the most anticipated games of the year. The shooter’s developer, id Software, is expected to release the game in 2025. Recent leaks confirmed the game’s release date as gamers wait for the game to be available for purchase.

Leak confirms Doom: The Dark Ages release date

A leak by Gamekult confirmed that Doom: The Dark Ages will be released on May 15, 2025. Resetera’s Alexzan captured the premature article published by the French videogame website before it was taken down. Alexzan said their Feedly RSS feeds captured the article’s title and first paragraph. The title in French translated to “DOOM: The Dark Ages will decimate the infernal legions on May 15, 2025.”

The article’s first paragraph also provided more information about the release by stating that the news was “ revealed at the new Xbox Developer_Direct this afternoon.”

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#7  Edited By GirlUSoCrazy
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Aw yeah son Phil just went into the options screen and changed the whole game to Hard Mode boyyyyyyeeeeeeeee

Everything I own is an Xbox so I'm all Xbox'd up thanks Phil!

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@girlusocrazy: Stealing this image for really realz.

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@R4gn4r0k: Nobody can mean mug the entire games industry like Phil

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#10 Saint-George
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Bu..bu console sales
Bu..bu console sales
xbox studio's are PS biggest publisher
xbox studio's are PS biggest publisher
FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuK
FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuK

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@girlusocrazy said:

Aw yeah son Phil just went into the options screen and changed the whole game to Hard Mode boyyyyyyeeeeeeeee

Everything I own is an Xbox so I'm all Xbox'd up thanks Phil!

Uncle Phil getting his strait Gantsa Lean on these days

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That is all.

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#13  Edited By GirlUSoCrazy
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@xbox7204life: Ya know? He ain't industry. He in da streets. Grindin' like 25/8/366. Hands is raw just from taking your money. Get this man some lotion and isotoners but he don't have time to put it on. The game won't let him retire cause he is the game. Without Uncle Phil there is nothing. He's on the impossible quest to find a prodigy but that's why they using the AI to develop a super gene and breed Super Phil.