Uncle Phil just went GANGSTA!!!!!! It's GAME OVER Sony!!!!!! Cows admit it you're JUMPING!!!!!! ? NG

Lets cut the freaking BS here Xbox is slaughtering Sony these days. Xbox has so many games and so many games coming and so many unannounced games coming as well.

Meanwhile Sony over here broke canceling games and studios fumbling around dumb da dumb what do we do guess we better beg for more Xbox games so our Cows have something to play.

Cows answer this, why would you stay on PS any longer? Why would you pay full price for games even if you get some of the great Xbox games, why would you pay full price? Do you Cows have the most pathetic business financial sense on the planet or what? You do realize that Sony is basically going full multiplat as well, Sony has to they can't survive if they don't.

Cows are you going to jump and when are you? How close are you to jumping? Are you drooling in agony with your thoughts losing sleep at night dreaming of Uncle Phil as your Daddy?

Here's what Xbox offers and is bringing. The most games currently in the market PERIOD!!!!!! The best games in the market currently PERIOD!!!!!! The most powerful console ever made the biggest technical leap ever in gaming coming with Windows/PC Hybrid integration in 2026 PERIOD!!!!!! A new powerful handheld with Windows/Xbox fully integrated in 2026 PERIOD!!!!!!

Game Pass the best cost and gaming option with all the best games and tons of games coming regularly PERIOD!!!!!!

Go to 1: 40 and say OH BOY Uncle Phil has just went GANGSTA!!!!!!

As a cow, I am not sure how long I can take this :(

Whelp I held off as long as I can, you've convinced this lifelong cow. I'm Jumping Into the lem camp. ;o

lol :P

@SecretPolice said:

Whelp I held off as long as I can, you've convinced this lifelong cow. I'm Jumping Into the lem camp. ;o

lol :P

Wise choice!

@xbox7204life:

Indeed, even happier now I made the Jump.

lol :P

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/gaming/doom-the-dark-ages-leak-confirms-may-release-date/ar-AA1xF9Yq?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=DCTS&cvid=e2c8901ff4ad4f1aa7dec0d18dc6b36a&ei=11

Doom: The Dark Ages leak confirms May release date

Story by Collins J. Okoth • 1h • 3 min read

Doom: The Dark Ages will be released on May 15, 2025. The leak, published by the French videogame website Gamekult, confirmed the game’s release date, which is expected to be officially announced during Xbox’s Developer Direct 2025 event.

Doom: The Dark Ages is among the most anticipated games of the year. The shooter’s developer, id Software, is expected to release the game in 2025. Recent leaks confirmed the game’s release date as gamers wait for the game to be available for purchase.

Leak confirms Doom: The Dark Ages release date

A leak by Gamekult confirmed that Doom: The Dark Ages will be released on May 15, 2025. Resetera’s Alexzan captured the premature article published by the French videogame website before it was taken down. Alexzan said their Feedly RSS feeds captured the article’s title and first paragraph. The title in French translated to “DOOM: The Dark Ages will decimate the infernal legions on May 15, 2025.”

The article’s first paragraph also provided more information about the release by stating that the news was “ revealed at the new Xbox Developer_Direct this afternoon.”

Alexzan said that the article’s validity was reinforced by having an actual date and author name under its title. He also mentioned that the leak was likely due to an error that resulted in the article being published earlier than expected since Gamekult is a reputable video game journalism website.

Aw yeah son Phil just went into the options screen and changed the whole game to Hard Mode boyyyyyyeeeeeeeee

Everything I own is an Xbox so I'm all Xbox'd up thanks Phil!

@girlusocrazy: Stealing this image for really realz.

@R4gn4r0k: Nobody can mean mug the entire games industry like Phil

@girlusocrazy said:

Aw yeah son Phil just went into the options screen and changed the whole game to Hard Mode boyyyyyyeeeeeeeee

Everything I own is an Xbox so I'm all Xbox'd up thanks Phil!

Uncle Phil getting his strait Gantsa Lean on these days

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That is all.

@xbox7204life: Ya know? He ain't industry. He in da streets. Grindin' like 25/8/366. Hands is raw just from taking your money. Get this man some lotion and isotoners but he don't have time to put it on. The game won't let him retire cause he is the game. Without Uncle Phil there is nothing. He's on the impossible quest to find a prodigy but that's why they using the AI to develop a super gene and breed Super Phil.

kvallyx called it quits😂🤣

Who would've thought a simple Lemm can forced a Cow to deactivate their own account.

It's common sense Xbox is trouncing PS these days in games and services Cows are actually starting to wake up and defect the sheep grip Sony once had on them.

@girlusocrazy said:

Aw yeah son Phil just went into the options screen and changed the whole game to Hard Mode boyyyyyyeeeeeeeee

Everything I own is an Xbox so I'm all Xbox'd up thanks Phil!

Uncle Phil even slinging his pimp hand these days with jRPG's. Xbox has lots of deals and got some coming on this front also.

Uncle Phil be Flossing!!!!!!

Damn. Cows be droppin’ like flies! 😂

@xbox7204life: I think Phil needs something stronger than his pimp hand for these guys after he listens to this insane rambling:

IGN: Xbox: Third Place, Now Third Party?

@xbox7204life said:

Lets cut the freaking BS here Xbox is slaughtering Sony these days. Xbox has so many games and so many games coming and so many unannounced games coming as well.

Meanwhile Sony over here broke canceling games and studios fumbling around dumb da dumb what do we do guess we better beg for more Xbox games so our Cows have something to play.

Cows answer this, why would you stay on PS any longer? Why would you pay full price for games even if you get some of the great Xbox games, why would you pay full price? Do you Cows have the most pathetic business financial sense on the planet or what? You do realize that Sony is basically going full multiplat as well, Sony has to they can't survive if they don't.

Cows are you going to jump and when are you? How close are you to jumping? Are you drooling in agony with your thoughts losing sleep at night dreaming of Uncle Phil as your Daddy?

Here's what Xbox offers and is bringing. The most games currently in the market PERIOD!!!!!! The best games in the market currently PERIOD!!!!!! The most powerful console ever made the biggest technical leap ever in gaming coming with Windows/PC Hybrid integration in 2026 PERIOD!!!!!! A new powerful handheld with Windows/Xbox fully integrated in 2026 PERIOD!!!!!!

Game Pass the best cost and gaming option with all the best games and tons of games coming regularly PERIOD!!!!!!

Go to 1: 40 and say OH BOY Uncle Phil has just went GANGSTA!!!!!!

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You mean all these games coming to PS5? Great! Will support it. And also will support a demise of Xbox console. That's great for gaming industry!

@loudheadphones said:

@xbox7204life said:

Lets cut the freaking BS here Xbox is slaughtering Sony these days. Xbox has so many games and so many games coming and so many unannounced games coming as well.

Meanwhile Sony over here broke canceling games and studios fumbling around dumb da dumb what do we do guess we better beg for more Xbox games so our Cows have something to play.

Cows answer this, why would you stay on PS any longer? Why would you pay full price for games even if you get some of the great Xbox games, why would you pay full price? Do you Cows have the most pathetic business financial sense on the planet or what? You do realize that Sony is basically going full multiplat as well, Sony has to they can't survive if they don't.

Cows are you going to jump and when are you? How close are you to jumping? Are you drooling in agony with your thoughts losing sleep at night dreaming of Uncle Phil as your Daddy?

Here's what Xbox offers and is bringing. The most games currently in the market PERIOD!!!!!! The best games in the market currently PERIOD!!!!!! The most powerful console ever made the biggest technical leap ever in gaming coming with Windows/PC Hybrid integration in 2026 PERIOD!!!!!! A new powerful handheld with Windows/Xbox fully integrated in 2026 PERIOD!!!!!!

Game Pass the best cost and gaming option with all the best games and tons of games coming regularly PERIOD!!!!!!

Go to 1: 40 and say OH BOY Uncle Phil has just went GANGSTA!!!!!!

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You mean all these games coming to PS5? Great! Will support it. And also will support a demise of Xbox console. That's great for gaming industry!

Xbox will have the most consoles with it's name on it. Xbox on everything play anywhere for dirt cheap and the most best games and services.

Wake Up!

MS doesn’t believe in exclusivity anymore, remember? Gonna be hilarious when its also announced for PS5 #selfrektage

Xbox just makes games for Playstation now and somehow lem's act like this is a victory? 🤣

I am cracking up here, "CEO of games".

@xbox7204life said:

@loudheadphones said:

@xbox7204life said:

Lets cut the freaking BS here Xbox is slaughtering Sony these days. Xbox has so many games and so many games coming and so many unannounced games coming as well.

Meanwhile Sony over here broke canceling games and studios fumbling around dumb da dumb what do we do guess we better beg for more Xbox games so our Cows have something to play.

Cows answer this, why would you stay on PS any longer? Why would you pay full price for games even if you get some of the great Xbox games, why would you pay full price? Do you Cows have the most pathetic business financial sense on the planet or what? You do realize that Sony is basically going full multiplat as well, Sony has to they can't survive if they don't.

Cows are you going to jump and when are you? How close are you to jumping? Are you drooling in agony with your thoughts losing sleep at night dreaming of Uncle Phil as your Daddy?

Here's what Xbox offers and is bringing. The most games currently in the market PERIOD!!!!!! The best games in the market currently PERIOD!!!!!! The most powerful console ever made the biggest technical leap ever in gaming coming with Windows/PC Hybrid integration in 2026 PERIOD!!!!!! A new powerful handheld with Windows/Xbox fully integrated in 2026 PERIOD!!!!!!

Game Pass the best cost and gaming option with all the best games and tons of games coming regularly PERIOD!!!!!!

Go to 1: 40 and say OH BOY Uncle Phil has just went GANGSTA!!!!!!

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You mean all these games coming to PS5? Great! Will support it. And also will support a demise of Xbox console. That's great for gaming industry!

Xbox will have the most consoles with it's name on it. Xbox on everything play anywhere for dirt cheap and the most best games and services.

Wake Up!

Not that dumb to be brainwashed

Kvally is a lem, yes. His post history proves it

Sony is basically going 99.9999 % multiplat as well especially with PC then you'll be able to play 99.999% of games on the next XboxPC Hybrid. Xbox FTW!!!!!!

I also thinks it's possible MS has two NG games in development. One being an old school side scroller and the other a modern 3D NG. It's possible?

@xbox7204life: It's possible they were using the announcement of the 2D NG game to gauge excitement for a 3D one. Itagaki expressed interest in working with Microsoft in his new studio. However that studio does not have the rights to NG.

Maybe they could be doing a collaboration with Koei Tecmo.

I was really close it was not a 2d game it was NG 2 Blank remastered in Unreal 5 FTW on Game Pass today WOO HOO DL now.

I was really close it was not a 2d game it was NG 2 Blank remastered in Unreal 5 FTW on Game Pass today WOO HOO DL now.

And NG 4 coming soon.

🤣 called it. Day 1 on PS5!

@Heil68 said:

@SecretPolice said:

Whelp I held off as long as I can, you've convinced this lifelong cow. I'm Jumping Into the lem camp. ;o

lol :P

Yeah baby...

Yeah!! lol :P

Have fun paying full price for great Xbox games when you could be eating really good and financially smart for Dirt cheap on Game Pass.

Don't forget to post sale figures and when it tops PS5 pre orders...we cannot have you champion Sales and Profits for years then try and squirm away to a 3rd party narrative👍

@saint-george said:

@SolidGame_basic said:

@SolidGame_basic said:

MS doesn’t believe in exclusivity anymore, remember? Gonna be hilarious when its also announced for PS5 #selfrektage

🤣 called it. Day 1 on PS5!

Don't forget to post sale figures and when it tops PS5 pre orders...we cannot have you champion Sales and Profits for years then try and squirm away to a 3rd party narrative👍

Cows for years claiming Xbox games are trash yet now they beg for them and make them the most bought games on PS. Classic LOL

@xbox7204life said:

@saint-george said:

@SolidGame_basic said:

@SolidGame_basic said:

MS doesn’t believe in exclusivity anymore, remember? Gonna be hilarious when its also announced for PS5 #selfrektage

🤣 called it. Day 1 on PS5!

Don't forget to post sale figures and when it tops PS5 pre orders...we cannot have you champion Sales and Profits for years then try and squirm away to a 3rd party narrative👍

Cows for years claiming Xbox games are trash yet now they beg for them and make them the most bought games on PS. Classic LOL

I will gladly support trash games just MS to porting them more and supporting the demise of Xbox console. Yeeees

@loudheadphones said:

@xbox7204life said:

@saint-george said:

@SolidGame_basic said:

@SolidGame_basic said:

MS doesn’t believe in exclusivity anymore, remember? Gonna be hilarious when its also announced for PS5 #selfrektage

🤣 called it. Day 1 on PS5!

Don't forget to post sale figures and when it tops PS5 pre orders...we cannot have you champion Sales and Profits for years then try and squirm away to a 3rd party narrative👍

Cows for years claiming Xbox games are trash yet now they beg for them and make them the most bought games on PS. Classic LOL

I will gladly support trash games just MS to porting them more and supporting the demise of Xbox console. Yeeees

So you will support and play trash so in other words you have low standards per you say so how could anyone take you seriously?

@xbox7204life said:

@loudheadphones said:

@xbox7204life said:

@saint-george said:

@SolidGame_basic said:

🤣 called it. Day 1 on PS5!

Don't forget to post sale figures and when it tops PS5 pre orders...we cannot have you champion Sales and Profits for years then try and squirm away to a 3rd party narrative👍

Cows for years claiming Xbox games are trash yet now they beg for them and make them the most bought games on PS. Classic LOL

I will gladly support trash games just MS to porting them more and supporting the demise of Xbox console. Yeeees

So you will support and play trash so in other words you have low standards per you say so how could anyone take you seriously?

Xbox trash, yes. Just to help the demise of Xbox console. That's great.

Have fun bragging about renting a game 🤣

It's amazing he gets so many cows to bite.

^ got 'em 😎

@loudheadphones said:

@xbox7204life said:

@loudheadphones said:

@xbox7204life said:

@saint-george said:

Don't forget to post sale figures and when it tops PS5 pre orders...we cannot have you champion Sales and Profits for years then try and squirm away to a 3rd party narrative👍

Cows for years claiming Xbox games are trash yet now they beg for them and make them the most bought games on PS. Classic LOL

I will gladly support trash games just MS to porting them more and supporting the demise of Xbox console. Yeeees

So you will support and play trash so in other words you have low standards per you say so how could anyone take you seriously?

Xbox trash, yes. Just to help the demise of Xbox console. That's great.

No demise the Xbox division itself is expanding and profitable. You sadly are butthurt and don't realize that even Sony is going the way of multiplat but Sony will struggle to keep pace in that regard becuase they don't have the funding or cash on hand to do a large subscription service like MS. Sony needs hardware sales and sadly for even Sony that market is drying up.

Games don't hold any value anymore explain to us what value you have in your game once you beat it? Good luck trying to sell that game at Game Stop for anything of value and you're stuck with the game on digital forever. Sure some games are worth buying but most games you play and are done. So you must be some kind of financial idiot and not realize that you can actually get dirt cheap monthly subscriptions to Game Pass for $10 bucks or less. Play the game and done dirt cheap.

Even a game like Call of Duty that comes out every year, it's way more logical now to just get Call of Duty on Game Pass for a month or two play it have fun and then be done.

Cow financial logic at it's finest here folks!

@loudheadphones said:

@xbox7204life said:

@loudheadphones said:

@xbox7204life said:

@saint-george said:

Don't forget to post sale figures and when it tops PS5 pre orders...we cannot have you champion Sales and Profits for years then try and squirm away to a 3rd party narrative👍

Cows for years claiming Xbox games are trash yet now they beg for them and make them the most bought games on PS. Classic LOL

I will gladly support trash games just MS to porting them more and supporting the demise of Xbox console. Yeeees

So you will support and play trash so in other words you have low standards per you say so how could anyone take you seriously?

Xbox trash, yes. Just to help the demise of Xbox console. That's great.

Again more moronic logic here folks. Yes lets make the market Sony only so Sony does not have to try anymore and just feed gamers more low budget shovelrware trash. Cows WAKE UP!

Hook line and sinker

@SecretPolice said:

Whelp I held off as long as I can, you've convinced this lifelong cow. I'm Jumping Into the lem camp. ;o

lol :P

You made me LOL with this . Well done, sir.

If Xbox division is profitable, Xbox wouldn't go 3rd party fully. Me butthurted because Xbox is going full party? LOL. Oh yes, Xbots narrative "Sony too".

Lookw who is calling me a moron. An Xbot. Xbot is synonym for everything bad in gaming industry. Bye, bye Xbox. You won't be missed. You are damn fossils now

I mean the moronic logic here from you is off the charts. The Xbox division is not just hardware but apparently you don't have the brain cells to realize this. Xbox division, the entire division is far more then just hardware. The Xbox division is software, apps, services, subscriptions and so on. Sheesh lol truly pathetic brain power you have.