Vita has to be the most embarassing gaming device ever created

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#1 phonemug
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Between it's record breaking(ly bad) sales and the fact that Sony is giving it such D-level support with flop after flop.

Gravity Rush 6.5

Resistence 5.5

Uncharted GA 7.0

Modnation Racers 6.0

Wipeout 7.0

MLB 12 The Show 6.5

Unit 13. 7.0

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#2 Grawse
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Why beat a dead cow...err horse?
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#3 GreySeal9
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This is why all Vita owners should get an OnLive account. OnLive doesn't permit flops on its servers.

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#4 tryagainlater
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It does seem like a crap system. It could get better though.

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#6 famicommander
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People who follow review scores from professional sources are stupid. Vita lacks any system selling content for sure, but from a personal perspective there are a lot of games I want. I just don't see it as a wise investment given current time and pricepoint.
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#7 loosingENDS
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The good news is that noone is buying this crap system, so it is all good

Even Sony completly stopped any support, E3 had nothing for Vita

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#8 lundy86_4
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Another anti-Vita thread from phonemug? One-trick ponies are boring :(

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#9 SOedipus
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It's a shame cause it is a nice piece of hardware. Doesn't really mean anything if it doesn't have the games to back it up though.

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#10 inb4uall
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This is why all Vita owners should get an OnLive account. OnLive doesn't permit flops on its servers.

GreySeal9

dude give it a rest, people dodn't take anything on SW seriously unless your trolling for the lolz no one here is actually gonna see the light no matter how close you how th flashlight to their faces

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#11 ispeakfact
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Or it's the one that causes u the most jelly. :cool:
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#12 inb4uall
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Or it's the one that causes u the most jelly. :cool:ispeakfact
hope that jelly meter is shrunk for ease of use because lems are waaaaaaaaaaaay more jelly then that broseph:cool:

herms ======

Sheep ============

Lemmings =========================================================

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#13 ispeakfact
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[QUOTE="ispeakfact"]Or it's the one that causes u the most jelly. :cool:inb4uall

hope that jelly meter is proportional to because lems are waaaaaaaaaaaay more jelly then that broseph:cool:

Well, there's only so much length the jelly meter can currently handle. It's maxed out for lems at the moment. I'll try to upgrade it to make it more proportional. Lems do have Usher, though. ;)
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#14 carlisledavid79
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Someone buy Phony a Vita and this obsession will end. Please.
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#15 inb4uall
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[QUOTE="inb4uall"]

[QUOTE="ispeakfact"]Or it's the one that causes u the most jelly. :cool:ispeakfact

hope that jelly meter is proportional to because lems are waaaaaaaaaaaay more jelly then that broseph:cool:

Well, there's only so much length the jelly meter can currently handle. It's maxed out for lems at the moment. I'll try to upgrade it to make it more proportional. Lems do have Usher, though. ;)

naw when usher saw dat PS3 he was like OMG

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#16 josephl64
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as much as i like Nintendo, you are definitely forgetting the "Virtual Boy"

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#17 loosingENDS
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It's a shame cause it is a nice piece of hardware. Doesn't really mean anything if it doesn't have the games to back it up though.

SOedipus

Indeed, iPad 4 is a fer better piece of hardware and has far more and better games

Soon Windows8 tablets will flood the handheld market with top AAA-AAAA games too, the reason to own a Vita is non existant

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#18 Vader993
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Uncharted Golden Abyss got excellent scores excluding gamespot.
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#19 loosingENDS
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Uncharted Golden Abyss got excellent scores excluding gamespot. Vader993

Casual garbage with cut scenes than gameplay always get good scores because most reviewers are not real gamers

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#20 campzor
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GS has rated them below the industry average.
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#21 Vader993
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[QUOTE="Vader993"]Uncharted Golden Abyss got excellent scores excluding gamespot. loosingENDS

Casual garbage with cut scenes than gameplay always get good scores because most reviewers are not real gamers

So only reviews only from gamespot matter?

All other reviewers are incompetent.

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#22 LP4EVA2005
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you just mad you cant afford it, Broke B*tch
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#23 loosingENDS
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GS has rated them below the industry average.campzor

Obviously, because the industry average reviewer is a casual gamer if a gamer at all

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#24 joel_c17
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It's disappointing that GS obviously have a bias regarding the vita. I think it's a great system - I use it way more then my 3ds. Once it has more games it will b fine. So many doom sayers - I've never seem a system that so many people wanted to fail, besides maybe the ps3. I guess the lems b jelly
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#25 marq4porsche
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Virtual Boy

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#27 nervmeister
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[QUOTE="campzor"]GS has rated them below the industry average.loosingENDS

Obviously, because the industry average reviewer is a casual gamer if a gamer at all

Okay then. Then Forza 4 deserves 8.5 instead of 9+. And MGS4 is a 10 game according to "non-casual" reviewers.

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#28 Videodogg
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Between it's record breaking(ly bad) sales and the fact that Sony is giving it such D-level support with flop after flop.

Gravity Rush 6.5

Resistence 5.5

Uncharted GA 7.0

Modnation Racers 6.0

Wipeout 7.0

MLB 12 The Show 6.5

Unit 13. 7.0

phonemug
Do you play games or scores? Sounds like you never even picked up a Vita much less played one. I have every one of those games, and they are all very good and fun to play. In fact, i would put them up against any 3ds game. Vita is much better than 3DS even with just those games you listed.
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#29 Pikachu69er
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Gamespot reviews are irrelivant

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#30 _Cadbury_
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Yet you're obsessed with it.
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#31 Click_Clock
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Message to Phonemug:

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#32 CanYouDiglt
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Judging by how much attention Sony gave to the Vita during E3 I think they even agree.
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#33 JC_Spot
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The good news is that noone is buying this crap system, so it is all good

Even Sony completly stopped any support, E3 had nothing for Vita

loosingENDS
Yeah, except, you know, exclusive Assassins Creed and COD games....
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#34 MonsieurX
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Looks like you're a bit too much obsessed with the Vita
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#36 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="phonemug"] Vita has to be the most embarassing gaming device ever created

1. The device is pretty damn awesome IMO (the tech.). It just lacks any games I really want to play. 2. If you are talking about worst game libraries in history, there are far worse platforms
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#37 danish-death
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Between it's record breaking(ly bad) sales and the fact that Sony is giving it such D-level support with flop after flop.

Gravity Rush 6.5

Resistence 5.5

Uncharted GA 7.0

Modnation Racers 6.0

Wipeout 7.0

MLB 12 The Show 6.5

Unit 13. 7.0

phonemug
Oh look, someone who speaks of experience. Wait... I know this is system wars, but 85/100 MC -> 6.5/10. That score is just pathetic and the gab is ridiculous.
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#38 razgriz_101
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Another anti-Vita thread from phonemug? One-trick ponies are boring :(

lundy86_4

hahaha this.

Im betting he's only angry cause mom wont get him one.

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#39 joojtzu
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6402953_std.jpg2nd place
Best gaming device ever.... Who cares about

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#40 BibiMaghoo
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Obviously never heard of the N-Gage then.
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#41 SecretPolice
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I dunno, me thinks VB, Sega CD and perhaps a few others say.. No. :o

But Vita does seems to be wallowing in it's own shat ATM. :P

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#42 rawsavon
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I dunno, me thinks...Sega CD... SecretPolice

You shut your dirty whore mouth :x

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#43 BibiMaghoo
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Obviously never heard of the N-Gage then.
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#44 drakekratos
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Another anti-Vita thread from phonemug? One-trick ponies are boring :(

lundy86_4
Seems like he is spamming... or maybe he's paid to troll.
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#45 SecretPolice
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[QUOTE="SecretPolice"]

I dunno, me thinks...Sega CD... rawsavon

You shut your dirty whore mouth :x

Relax, me was a Sega Pioneer but teh CD wasn't a great thing tho there were a few interesting games on it.

The Boxing, Night Trap & Sewer Shark come to mind but really, the tech wasn't ready at that time.

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#46 Tikeio
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Obviously never heard of the N-Gage then.BibiMaghoo

*googles N-Gage*

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#47 hiryu3
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The good news is that noone is buying this crap system, so it is all good

Even Sony completly stopped any support, E3 had nothing for Vita

loosingENDS
Just shut up already.
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#48 Adamantium4k2
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Between it's record breaking(ly bad) sales and the fact that Sony is giving it such D-level support with flop after flop.

Gravity Rush 6.5

Resistence 5.5

Uncharted GA 7.0

Modnation Racers 6.0

Wipeout 7.0

MLB 12 The Show 6.5

Unit 13. 7.0

phonemug

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#49 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="SecretPolice"]

I dunno, me thinks...Sega CD... SecretPolice

You shut your dirty whore mouth :x

Relax, me was a Sega Pioneer but teh CD wasn't a great thing tho there were a few interesting games on it.

The Boxing, Night Trap & Sewer Shark come to mind but really, the tech wasn't ready at that time.

Lunar SSS Lunar EB Dark Wizard Third World War Final Fight Samurai Showdown Shining Force Snatcher Syndicate Vay Wing Commander Earthworm Jim Eternal Champions The tech may not have been great, but systems are about games IMO. And the Sega CD had some great games. It is nowhere near the worst (not saying it was the best either though)
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#50 SecretPolice
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[QUOTE="SecretPolice"]

[QUOTE="rawsavon"] You shut your dirty whore mouth :x

rawsavon

Relax, me was a Sega Pioneer but teh CD wasn't a great thing tho there were a few interesting games on it.

The Boxing, Night Trap & Sewer Shark come to mind but really, the tech wasn't ready at that time.

Lunar SSS Lunar EB Dark Wizard Third World War Final Fight Samurai Showdown Shining Force Snatcher Syndicate Vay Wing Commander Earthworm Jim Eternal Champions The tech may not have been great, but systems are about games IMO. And the Sega CD had some great games. It is nowhere near the worst (not saying it was the best either though)

KK, I retract a lil bit since I am a long time Sega fan. :)

But one thing I didn't mention is that bad boy had a failure rate at launch that was nothing to joke about. :?