Vita has to be the most embarassing gaming device ever created

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#51 ispeakfact
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Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined the amount of jelly this device would have caused. Copious amounts I tell you. Copious!
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#52 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="SecretPolice"]Relax, me was a Sega Pioneer but teh CD wasn't a great thing tho there were a few interesting games on it.

The Boxing, Night Trap & Sewer Shark come to mind but really, the tech wasn't ready at that time.

SecretPolice

Lunar SSS Lunar EB Dark Wizard Third World War Final Fight Samurai Showdown Shining Force Snatcher Syndicate Vay Wing Commander Earthworm Jim Eternal Champions The tech may not have been great, but systems are about games IMO. And the Sega CD had some great games. It is nowhere near the worst (not saying it was the best either though)

KK, I retract a lil bit since I am a long time Sega fan. :)

But one thing I didn't mention is that bad boy had a failure rate at launch that was nothing to joke about. :?

I was just bustin' your balls anyways. I did love my sega sd though. The original model that fit underneath the sega (and looked a hell of a lot better) did have a high failure rate :( ...mine worked till I sold it thankfully. But they fixed those issues with the side by side model
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#53 ebrezzy1
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just selling like the 3DS did at that price point

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#54 kuraimen
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No, Kinect is though
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#55 Bigboi500
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just selling like the 3DS did at that price point

ebrezzy1

Nope. Much lower actually.

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#56 Eponique
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Only AssCreed 3 liberation can save Vita from this disaster of a launch.

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So is this the next AAA-hyped game that gets 5.5? I hope not.
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#57 Harisemo
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it might not have good games but it's an amazing gaming device

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#58 Ninja-Hippo
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Or it's the one that causes u the most jelly. :cool:ispeakfact
You're definitely in the running for most unimaginative troll of all time.
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#59 DaBrainz
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I would still throw my money at Sony if they would just do a redesign making it fit adult sized hands.
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#60 donalbane
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Anyone remember the Atari Jaguar and Atari Lynx? /thread
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#61 Rahnyc4
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It's a shame cause it is a nice piece of hardware. Doesn't really mean anything if it doesn't have the games to back it up though.

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yeah and so was the gamecube.
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#62 nameless12345
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It's too expensive and has no games.

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#63 nameless12345
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[QUOTE="SecretPolice"]

I dunno, me thinks...Sega CD... rawsavon

You shut your dirty whore mouth :x

Just because you payed $300+ for it doesn't change the fact it sucked.

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#64 Heil68
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I'm betting it's because MS dropped core to go 99% casual in pursuit of the Wii's pot of gold.
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#65 SecretPolice
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I'm betting it's because MS dropped core to go 99% casual in pursuit of the Wii's pot of gold. Heil68
oops, me thinks you posted in the wrong thread and on top of that, with the same old stale load of bunk. :P

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#66 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="SecretPolice"]

I dunno, me thinks...Sega CD... nameless12345

You shut your dirty whore mouth :x

Just because you payed $300+ for it doesn't change the fact it sucked.

It had some awesome games...3 of my all time fav's. a damn good accomplishment
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[QUOTE="SOedipus"]

It's a shame cause it is a nice piece of hardware. Doesn't really mean anything if it doesn't have the games to back it up though.

loosingENDS

Indeed, iPad 4 is a fer better piece of hardware and has far more and better games

Soon Windows8 tablets will flood the handheld market with top AAA-AAAA games too, the reason to own a Vita is non existant

VIta has the better hardware in some ways with quad core cpu/gpu not dual core like ipad.. But I don't care how powerful they are, without a good way to use it since touch only controls are so limited.
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#68 ddlcpc
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a lot of sheep in the house.... nd i'm their shepard....

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#69 HaloPimp978
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Vitural Boy is the worst I wouldn't even consider PSV being that bad.

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#70 nameless12345
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[QUOTE="nameless12345"]

[QUOTE="rawsavon"] You shut your dirty whore mouth :x

rawsavon

Just because you payed $300+ for it doesn't change the fact it sucked.

It had some awesome games...3 of my all time fav's. a damn good accomplishment

A few good games didn't change the fact that it was overpriced, had atrocious loading times, non full screen FMV, no increased colour palette, not enough fully new games, ect.

It was a good idea on paper but executed poorly.

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#71 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="nameless12345"]

Just because you payed $300+ for it doesn't change the fact it sucked.

nameless12345

It had some awesome games...3 of my all time fav's. a damn good accomplishment

A few good games didn't change the fact that it was overpriced, had atrocious loading times, non full screen FMV, no increased colour palette, not enough fully new games, ect.

It was a good idea on paper but executed poorly.

I never said it was one of the best. I just said it is nowhere near the bottom...vast difference in those 2 statements. There have been a great many far worse platforms
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#72 nameless12345
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[QUOTE="nameless12345"]

[QUOTE="rawsavon"] It had some awesome games...3 of my all time fav's. a damn good accomplishment rawsavon

A few good games didn't change the fact that it was overpriced, had atrocious loading times, non full screen FMV, no increased colour palette, not enough fully new games, ect.

It was a good idea on paper but executed poorly.

I never said it was one of the best. I just said it is nowhere near the bottom...vast difference in those 2 statements. There have been a great many far worse platforms

That's debatable actually. The CD-I was better at FMV than Sega CD was. As were Amiga CD32 and 3DO. Sega CD was just saved by a few decent ports and exclusives. But as a console addon it was disappointing to say the least.

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#73 GunSmith1_basic
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GS has rated them below the industry average.campzor
the game review industry is full of incompetent people who are either trading high scores for the right to get to look at the game first, and I suspect money might be changing hands as well. GS is a site with credibillty. They take extra time to make their reviews to do them right. Look at Skyward Sword, which many many reviewers gave perfect scores to despite the fact that it is a deeply flawed game. Maybe GS's review is a bit low but they are the closest to the truth
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#74 nameless12345
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[QUOTE="campzor"]GS has rated them below the industry average.GunSmith1_basic
the game review industry is full of incompetent people who are either trading high scores for the right to get to look at the game first, and I suspect money might be changing hands as well. GS is a site with credibillty. They take extra time to make their reviews to do them right. Look at Skyward Sword, which many many reviewers gave perfect scores to despite the fact that it is a deeply flawed game. Maybe GS's review is a bit low but they are the closest to the truth

They are?

I thought they were just a little above IGN in game review terms...

But then again, it's their right to express their opinions.

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#75 Heil68
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[QUOTE="Heil68"]I'm betting it's because MS dropped core to go 99% casual in pursuit of the Wii's pot of gold. SecretPolice

oops, me thinks you posted in the wrong thread and on top of that, with the same old stale load of bunk. :P

Nope, correct thread and if you actually think about it, it makes perfect business sense. This can all be traced back to 2009 when MS decided to drop core. Look it up. Facts are facts.
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#76 GunSmith1_basic
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[QUOTE="GunSmith1_basic"][QUOTE="campzor"]GS has rated them below the industry average.nameless12345

the game review industry is full of incompetent people who are either trading high scores for the right to get to look at the game first, and I suspect money might be changing hands as well. GS is a site with credibillty. They take extra time to make their reviews to do them right. Look at Skyward Sword, which many many reviewers gave perfect scores to despite the fact that it is a deeply flawed game. Maybe GS's review is a bit low but they are the closest to the truth

They are?

I thought they were just a little above IGN in game review terms...

But then again, it's their right to express their opinions.

GS is not perfect but there are many really awful reviewers out there that infect Metacritic and generally inflate things
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="nameless12345"]

Just because you payed $300+ for it doesn't change the fact it sucked.

nameless12345

It had some awesome games...3 of my all time fav's. a damn good accomplishment

A few good games didn't change the fact that it was overpriced, had atrocious loading times, non full screen FMV, no increased colour palette, not enough fully new games, ect.

It was a good idea on paper but executed poorly.

A few good games is all I ever get 1st year from a new system and is usually enough for me. 3ds does load a little quicker but vita's games are bigger so its understandable. Phones load faster but more frequently which I find more annoying. VIta is everything I wanted in a portable so I think it was very well executed even if the market hasn't agreed yet.. Only disappointment to me was 3rd party but being I got ninja gaiden I'm not complaining yet.
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#80 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="nameless12345"]

A few good games didn't change the fact that it was overpriced, had atrocious loading times, non full screen FMV, no increased colour palette, not enough fully new games, ect.

It was a good idea on paper but executed poorly.

nameless12345

I never said it was one of the best. I just said it is nowhere near the bottom...vast difference in those 2 statements. There have been a great many far worse platforms

That's debatable actually. The CD-I was better at FMV than Sega CD was. As were Amiga CD32 and 3DO. Sega CD was just saved by a few decent ports and exclusives. But as a console addon it was disappointing to say the least.

so, to you, a system is not about the games but the actual system capabilities /...you must f*cking love the vita then
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#81 mitu123
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Vita isn't even the most embarassing gaming system of all time...

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#82 mitu123
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="nameless12345"]

A few good games didn't change the fact that it was overpriced, had atrocious loading times, non full screen FMV, no increased colour palette, not enough fully new games, ect.

It was a good idea on paper but executed poorly.

nameless12345

I never said it was one of the best. I just said it is nowhere near the bottom...vast difference in those 2 statements. There have been a great many far worse platforms

That's debatable actually. The CD-I was better at FMV than Sega CD was. As were Amiga CD32 and 3DO. Sega CD was just saved by a few decent ports and exclusives. But as a console addon it was disappointing to say the least.

And yet the Sega CD had better games than CD-I and 3DO, lol.
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#83 David719
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Virtual Boy and Sega 32x

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[QUOTE="nameless12345"]

[QUOTE="rawsavon"] I never said it was one of the best. I just said it is nowhere near the bottom...vast difference in those 2 statements. There have been a great many far worse platformsrawsavon

That's debatable actually. The CD-I was better at FMV than Sega CD was. As were Amiga CD32 and 3DO. Sega CD was just saved by a few decent ports and exclusives. But as a console addon it was disappointing to say the least.

so, to you, a system is not about the games but the actual system capabilities /...you must f*cking love the vita then

Capabilities can make all the difference depending on interest.. Like I could enjoy a shooter like resident evil or splinter cell on 3ds but not with dual analogs or an 8 player online match like I do in resistance while in a party chat or listening to music.
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#85 StormyJoe
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Device? That would have to go to either the controller for the Atari 5200, controller for the Atari Jaguar, the controller for the Dreamcast, or the Nintendo Joyboard. Honorable mentions to the Nintendo PowerGlove.
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#86 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="nameless12345"]

That's debatable actually. The CD-I was better at FMV than Sega CD was. As were Amiga CD32 and 3DO. Sega CD was just saved by a few decent ports and exclusives. But as a console addon it was disappointing to say the least.

p4s2p0
so, to you, a system is not about the games but the actual system capabilities /...you must f*cking love the vita then

Capabilities can make all the difference depending on interest.. Like I could enjoy a shooter like resident evil or splinter cell on 3ds. But not with dual analogs or an 8 player online match like I do in resistance while in a party chat or listening to music.

I agree that capabilities 'set the table' so to speak. But games are what 'makes' a system IMO. You can have all the capabilities in the world, but what does it matter if there are no games you want to play on it? He was asserting that the Sega CD was one of the worst systems ever. I said that is far from the case as it had many great games (I listed them ITT). There have been many far worse systems (even with greater capabilities) b/c their games were balls. Sega CD is not the best...but also far from worst
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#87 WilliamRLBaker
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I give it by the end of the year before sony announces it was just a test product.

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#88 resevl4rlz
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op is the most embarassing thing in system wars

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#89 the9thinning
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I'm pretty sure the Phillips CD-i is actually. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4SLjLen7-c

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Another typical vita hate thread by the famous phonemug.

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#91 VendettaRed07
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Virtual Boy and Sega 32x

David719

Honestly, I had more fun with Warioland for Virtual boy than any Vita game i've played so far.

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#92 mitu123
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[QUOTE="David719"]

Virtual Boy and Sega 32x

VendettaRed07

Honestly, I had more fun with Warioland for Virtual boy than any Vita game i've played so far.

That's just one game, and the only high quality one on the system.D=
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#93 Doctor-Mindjack
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I would trade in my Xbox slim for a Vita so i would not have to pay full price and get a better system, but I would only have the Wii as a console if I did that, and trading in the Wii won't even cut the price in 4ths, so i wonder if there's another way to get a VITA?
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#94 Doctor-Mindjack
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[QUOTE="nameless12345"]

[QUOTE="rawsavon"] I never said it was one of the best. I just said it is nowhere near the bottom...vast difference in those 2 statements. There have been a great many far worse platformsmitu123

That's debatable actually. The CD-I was better at FMV than Sega CD was. As were Amiga CD32 and 3DO. Sega CD was just saved by a few decent ports and exclusives. But as a console addon it was disappointing to say the least.

And yet the Sega CD had better games than CD-I and 3DO, lol.

the 3DO was filled with highly acclaimed games, and some of those highly accliamed games were ported and still highly acclaimed.
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Still more games than 360
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#97 masiisam
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i would buy a Vita bundle "Memory stick and 3 games in a heart beat."for $99...

not $149...not $129..but $99..thats the price point it needs to be at...

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#99 themajormayor
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i would buy a Vita bundle "Memory stick and 3 games in a heart beat."for $99...

not $149...not $129..but $99..thats the price point it needs to be at...

masiisam
That's ridiculous
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#100 cainetao11
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I liked Uncharted, Unit 13. I admit I have been playing more PSP games on it, but I hope for it like the 3ds in the beginning.