What console would Jesus play?.

What would the son of god have hooked up to his HDTV?

The PS3... cause its black like him 8)

The Wii because there are not as many violant games on it.

I'd guess OnLive.

No Lag in Heaven.

What would the son of god have hooked up to his HDTV?

clubsammich91

All of them.

Jesus loves everyone.

Maybe xbox 360 because any time it RROD's he can have it fixed by snapping his fingers.

Maybe ps3 because he can fix the terrible frame rate issues, and AA problems.

Maybe Wii... NAWWW

Maybe PC because its perfect... yeah...

the psp... Its like a bible, you can read outside

they'd have a god machine in heaven that could play all games from all consoles, even ps4 and xbox 720 and wii hd!

there's no god or jesus.

Maybe xbox 360 because any time it RROD's he can have it fixed by snapping his fingers.

Maybe ps3 because he can fix the terrible frame rate issues, and AA problems.

Maybe Wii... NAWWW

Maybe PC because its perfect... yeah...

falconclan

there's no god or jesus.

roddollente

all of them...because Jesus isnt judgemental or biased like the SW community in general

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Maybe xbox 360 because any time it RROD's he can have it fixed by snapping his fingers.

Maybe ps3 because he can fix the terrible frame rate issues, and AA problems.

Maybe Wii... NAWWW

Maybe PC because its perfect... yeah...

savagetwinkie

there's no god or jesus.

roddollente

He'd play all systems and say "Just like all men are equal so are all systems equal"

What console WOULDN'T Jesus play?

What console WOULDN'T Jesus play?

DarkGamer007

there's no god or jesus.

roddollente

god is subjective, sure the " christian" god most likely isnt real. but something created the universe, which you could call god, whatever it was. And there are tons of accounts pointing towards the fact that a man named jesus did exist, just, whether or not you believe he walked on water is completely up to you. Saying nether doesnt exist end of story is silly.

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Maybe xbox 360 because any time it RROD's he can have it fixed by snapping his fingers.

Maybe ps3 because he can fix the terrible frame rate issues, and AA problems.

Maybe Wii... NAWWW

Maybe PC because its perfect... yeah...

falconclan

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What console WOULDN'T Jesus play?

sonicthemegaman

well then jesus would be missing out on the best warioland game eva

Let's be honest here...

It would most certainly be the PC.

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What console WOULDN'T Jesus play?

VendettaRed07

well then jesus would be missing out on the best warioland game eva

The PrayStation.

Other Jesus related stuff >

Jesus had some serious lag. Took him 3 days to respawn.

Jesus' highscore is in heaven.

Judas had friendly kill enabled.

Neither. He plays on the jStation360. It plays everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, even games from the next 5 years, with all games are already stored on its infinite hard drive. And while 360 and PS3 games are 720-1080 for us, the very same games are 4320ep running at 256 fps 8)

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Maybe xbox 360 because any time it RROD's he can have it fixed by snapping his fingers.

Maybe ps3 because he can fix the terrible frame rate issues, and AA problems.

Maybe Wii... NAWWW

Maybe PC because its perfect... yeah...

falconclan

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[QUOTE="savagetwinkie"] pc's perfect.... naaaaaaaaw, but he could play hastle free without windows problems, punkbuster problems, cd key issues, and he won't even have to install the game!savagetwinkie

The PS3, because like Jesus, "It only does everything"

Awesome thread lol

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there's no god or jesus.

savagetwinkie

Thats quite possibly the worst logic in proving that God exists. Wow just wow. Just because Jesus existed doesn't mean that he was indeed God's son nor does it mean that God exists because he did. Nice circular reasoning there buddy.

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I don't care what Jesus would play. I care about what FSM would play. His noodlyness would probably play everything but he would be perfect at everything because my saucey God is perfect.

may His noodly appendage touch you.

He would play 360 because there is a Halo.

He would play PS3 for the Heavenly Sword.

He would play the Wii, because its just so polite.

Jesus loves everyone.

MetroidPrimePwn

On subjects involving both Jesus and video games, there is only one reliable source: Penny Arcade. So I'll list games/consoles he has played:

1. Quake 3 on PC. On a side note, he has no problem with shooting people while they are typing.

2. Street Fighter on an unspecified system, though the black controller would suggest PS2.

3. He doesn't play, but he does seem to approve of Gabe playing with Spore's Creature Creator on a Mac.

4. One comic reveals that scholars found tablets which show that Halo 3 was played at the last supper (apparantley Judas was a teamkiller).

5. Mario Kart: Double Dash for Gamecube. Gabe invites him in, and Jesus responds that he will "bring those blue sparks."

On subjects involving both Jesus and video games, there is only one reliable source: Penny Arcade. So I'll list games/consoles he has played:

1. Quake 3 on PC. On a side note, he has no problem with shooting people while they are typing.

2. Street Fighter on an unspecified system, though the black controller would suggest PS2.

3. He doesn't play, but he does seem to approve of Gabe playing with Spore's Creature Creator on a Mac.

4. One comic reveals that scholars found tablets which show that Halo 3 was played at the last supper (apparantley Judas was a teamkiller).

5. Mario Kart: Double Dash for Gamecube. Gabe invites him in, and Jesus responds that he will "bring those blue sparks."

sam_nintendo

I doubt he would play video games in the first place.

But I'd say the Wii, for having less violence, guns, and profanity.

The PS3 becuase it's divine.

Id say the PS3 because cows worship it like its the second coming :lol:navyguy21

im guessing the not the pc. cuz even jesus christ cant afford a pc that can run crysis at max settings. poor poor jesus. :(

The PC, because it has Black &White.tagyhag

yes sir you have one the game

I know it sounds weird, but I can seriously just picture me and Jesus just getting together in front of the TV, grabbing a couble beers, and playing some Halo on Xbox together. I can't see it anyway else... I mean, Jesus is TOO cool for the PS3, which seems really nerdy to me, he's too chill to play PC, but not chill enough to play Wii... However, I think Jesus would be an old-school gamer if anything.enterawesome

Not the wii that's for sure.

Probably the PC.