What console would Jesus play?.

I know it sounds weird, but I can seriously just picture me and Jesus just getting together in front of the TV, grabbing a couble beers, and playing some Halo on Xbox together. I can't see it anyway else... I mean, Jesus is TOO cool for the PS3, which seems really nerdy to me, he's too chill to play PC, but not chill enough to play Wii... However, I think Jesus would be an old-school gamer if anything.enterawesome

2009 years old school.

[QUOTE="MetroidPrimePwn"]

Jesus loves everyone.

tagyhag

The Zeebo? Because he was poor and the area he grew up in was a very undeveloped country by today's standards?

:P

[QUOTE="tagyhag"]The PC, because it has Black &White.nofriekinlemons

yes sir you have one the game

and you sir have won the homophone game

there's no god or jesus.

roddollente

LOL.... you fail.... it's a well documented fact that Jesus did exist.... of course anything other than his existance is based purely off of belief...

Never heard of him.

[QUOTE="tagyhag"][QUOTE="MetroidPrimePwn"]

Jesus loves everyone.

MetroidPrimePwn

The Zeebo? Because he was poor and the area he grew up in was a very undeveloped country by today's standards?

:P

none cause hes dead. last time i checked a dead person cant play video games

I never pictured Jesus as much of a gamer, too busy spreading the word and all, but I imagine he'd play the wii the most because its in the most places and is most popular with the masses.

he better play on 360 so i can talk a ridiculous amount of trash to him

Jesus doesn't need a console, he'll just play something in his mind. God on the other hand likes to play Planet Earth on the ps3.

360, he'll be on cod4 singing and making racist remarks about the romans.

None.

What would the son of god have hooked up to his HDTV?

clubsammich91

There is no God and there is no Son of God.

None, because he's dead and doesn't have supernatural powers like some people think.

Somehow I doubt Jesus would be into gaming.

The PS3... cause its black like him 8)

jamejame

Agree :)

The trey of course, haven't you guys realised ELPRESADOR is Jesus in disguise?