What is Microsoft's last banger that wasn't a car/plane simulation?

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#51 deactivated-611edca0d6021
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50 posts already. Congrats, OP, you triggered the lemmings. 🤣

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#52  Edited By Pedro
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@SecretPolice said:

You're the biggest banger here because you banged your head too many times and now have MS/Xbox on the brain. lol :P

😂🤣 /thread

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#53 deactivated-63d2876fd4204
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Did the Cows all finish Returnal and Ratchet already?

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#54 Pedro
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@goldenelementxl said:

Did the Cows all finish Returnal and Ratchet already?

Long long long time ago. This is why they are so bitter. One and done.

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#55 omegaMaster
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When I think of Microsoft, I think of Microsoft Word

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#56 omegaMaster
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@poptart said:

...Obviously.

What an iconic game that was. Here's another one

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#57  Edited By Pedro
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This thread is "If we ignore Xbox games, what games do they have?" 😂🤣

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#58 madrocketeer
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Mmm... bangers.

Welp, this thread just made me hungry.

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#59 IMAHAPYHIPPO
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@gym_lion said:
@NathanDrakeSwag said:
@thedork_knight said:

@NathanDrakeSwag: wow goes to show how desperate cows are when they are hyping GT as the Olympics sim. Real question is when did GT last out score Forza? Or because scores don't favour your argument they don't count and now it's sales that matter?

The fans of real driving simulation have spoken and GT is still the most popular driving simulation franchise on the market. Imagine trying to say that the Olympics and the millions of driving simulation fans around the world are wrong just because Forza scores higher among some four eyed journalists who can't even drive stick.

Or they wanted a Japanese game for the Japanese Olympics.

Swag clearly doesn't understand how advertising works. "Official 'insert product here'" doesn't mean anything other than the company that makes it paid a shit ton of money to have its logo front and center.

I know I really shouldn't keep indulging these dumb threads, but swag is just such a spectacular dipshit.

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#60  Edited By NNoyingHusband
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@NathanDrakeSwag said:
@nnoyinghusband said:

@NathanDrakeSwag: “All MS has is Halo and Forza.” Cows have been trying to capture these lightning in a bottle games for years, chasing their own cow tails. What happened to Gran Turismo? Used to be the king of racers. Ridge Racer? It’s like they gave up. Killzone? Resistance? Crickets. Better start some voodoo magic or something cause Halo MP is shaping up to be a smash hit. We already know FH5 is gonna take a fat dump on Cows. If HZD gets delayed…all Cows will have are inferior multiplats.

What happened to Halo and Gears? They're both steaming trash these days. Gran Turismo Sport is the official racing simulator of the Olympics. Where's Forza Academy at? GT Sport as a spinoff still outsold every Forza last gen. Ouch!

I'm not really impressed considering the PS4 sold a lot more than Xbox One and GT Sport was the only GT game available during the entire generation which meant Cows had to take what trash they could get. What has PD been doing all this time? Getting ready to release one single GT game for the PS5? I beat GT Sport, it's boring. In fact, I found FlopClub to be a superior game. I beat Grid too, another better racer than GT Sport. GT Sport was the most boring PS exclusive of any genre I've played in years. And the Olympics? With all of their many antics these days, they're irrelevant anymore. While Cows wait for a 2022 release date for GT7, we'll be playing FH5 this fall.

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#61 NNoyingHusband
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@regnaston said:
@NathanDrakeSwag said:
@nnoyinghusband said:

@NathanDrakeSwag: “All MS has is Halo and Forza.” Cows have been trying to capture these lightning in a bottle games for years, chasing their own cow tails. What happened to Gran Turismo? Used to be the king of racers. Ridge Racer? It’s like they gave up. Killzone? Resistance? Crickets. Better start some voodoo magic or something cause Halo MP is shaping up to be a smash hit. We already know FH5 is gonna take a fat dump on Cows. If HZD gets delayed…all Cows will have are inferior multiplats.

What happened to Halo and Gears? They're both steaming trash these days. Gran Turismo Sport is the official racing simulator of the Olympics. Where's Forza Academy at? GT Sport as a spinoff still outsold every Forza last gen. Ouch!

Congratulations to Sony for shelling out a LOT of money to get that .. a paid endorsement does not mean it is good

Yea, I mean...Xbox is the official console for BF2042. Let's tout that. I mean, what does this even mean other than being words? Is the Xbox gonna get something that PS isn't? I haven't heard so.

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#62 mrbojangles25
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I don't think MS makes sausages.

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#63 Pedro
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@mrbojangles25 said:

I don't think MS makes sausages.

😂

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#64 mrbojangles25
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@Pedro said:
@SecretPolice said:

You're the biggest banger here because you banged your head too many times and now have MS/Xbox on the brain. lol :P

😂🤣 /thread

Yeah this was pretty good lol

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@thedork_knight said:

@NathanDrakeSwag: wow goes to show how desperate cows are when they are hyping GT as the Olympics sim. Real question is when did GT last out score Forza? Or because scores don't favour your argument they don't count and now it's sales that matter?

Well the same can be used against naysayers as well with Returnal. All the bash of that game is due to low sales because it received soaring scores.

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You know an argument isn't great when you have to discount options in the question.

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#67 onesiphorus
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@madrocketeer said:

Mmm... bangers.

Welp, this thread just made me hungry.

British English for a sausage, right?

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#68 madrocketeer
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@onesiphorus:

Yup. Good old bangers'n'mash. Simple yet satisfying. Even better when served with Yorkshire pudding.

Speaking of sausages and Yorkshire pudding, mmm... toad in a hole. Another simple yet satisfying English dish. Now I'm really hungry.

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MS and Xbox living rent free in this virgin basement dweller head

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#70 Litchie
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@wonderwinner said:

50 posts already. Congrats, OP, you triggered the lemmings. 🤣

lol, all I see is just people gathering to make fun of someone who's really easy to make fun of.

I understand why it feels better for you Sony fans to call people triggered though.

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#71 Litchie
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@madrocketeer said:

@onesiphorus:

Yup. Good old bangers'n'mash. Simple yet satisfying. Even better when served with Yorkshire pudding.

Speaking of sausages and Yorkshire pudding, mmm... toad in a hole. Another simple yet satisfying English dish. Now I'm really hungry.

You guys are good at beige.

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#72 sealionact
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Yeah, simple Lincolnshire bangers for me…and if I’m going for a sandwich, then it’s wall’s bangers with ketchup.

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#73 MysticalDonut
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Best Microsoft game of the past decade is still Sunset Overdrive (2014)

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#74 pmanden
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@sealionact: I'll cook an omelette with bacon for dinner, along with a salad mainly consisting of freshly picked, homegrown tomatoes. Yummy. After dinner I'll play xbox though I am constantly told here on SW that it has no games.

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#75 pmanden
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@mysticaldonut: That game disappointed me a bit. It got repetitive really fast. I strongly prefer Dead Rising 3, if it counts as a Microsoft game. It does have a Microsoft Studios logo in the intro as far as I remember.

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#76 sealionact
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@pmanden: Stay on topic please, otherwise Nate will accuse you of being an alt, and cry for the mods to ban you or at least close this thread down….and it’s actually the best thread he’s made in ages.

Topic is bangers. Omelettes are fine, but not having a banger or two on the side of the plate is just about as useless as the trackpad on a Sony controller. Or the extended memory port. Or the 3D audio when using a high end Sony Dolby Atmos sound bar.

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#77 NathanDrakeSwag
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@mysticaldonut said:

Best Microsoft game of the past decade is still Sunset Overdrive (2014)

The best game on Xbox in the past decade is a game that Sony owns. Interesting.

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#78 Pedro
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@NathanDrakeSwag said:
@mysticaldonut said:

Best Microsoft game of the past decade is still Sunset Overdrive (2014)

The best game on Xbox in the past decade is a game that Sony owns. Interesting.

How does it play on PS4 or PS5? 🤭

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#79 locopatho
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Great reminder that Flight Simulator (AAA MS exclusive) is now out on XBOX :D

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@madrocketeer said:

@onesiphorus:

Yup. Good old bangers'n'mash. Simple yet satisfying. Even better when served with Yorkshire pudding.

Speaking of sausages and Yorkshire pudding, mmm... toad in a hole. Another simple yet satisfying English dish. Now I'm really hungry.

I would like to try it one day😋

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#81 Pedro
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Why the hell is this dish called Toad in a hole?😐

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#82 Mozelleple112
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I was just about to write that their last quality exclusive was Gears of War 3 back in 2011.

A full ten years ago lol

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#83 Sagemode87
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@sts106mat: probably the same reason you have to throw jabs at Sony all the time.