What would be the most craziest/outrageous feature you would like in console?

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#1 jjgamer03
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The PlayStation 3 went as far as having a DVD player (Blu-Ray) in the console, but what feature would you like in a console.

I'd personally want a microwave console:D. Cooking + video gaming = win :)
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#2 EuroMafia
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mini fridge
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#3 LastRedMage
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I know what every one is thinking but is afraid to say, but i'll say it,

Sexual input slot, actually scratch that we should just stay friends mrs console

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#4 CB4McGusto
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Sexual input slotLastRedMage

Whatever console has this next gen will automatically win the 9th gen console race. They can price it at a grand and still make a killing in sales that I couldn't even comprehend.

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#5 Snugenz
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I know what every one is thinking but is afraid to say, but i'll say it,

Sexual input slot, actually scratch that we should just stay friends mrs console

LastRedMage

What about the growing population of female gamers ?

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[QUOTE="LastRedMage"]

I know what every one is thinking but is afraid to say, but i'll say it,

Sexual input slot, actually scratch that we should just stay friends mrs console

Snugenz

What about the growing population of girl gamers ?

An artificial output! LMAO!

But really, how bout it can fold up really small and you can take it with you and make it portable/handheld?

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#7 LordDhampire
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mini fridgeEuroMafia

A way to keep you refreshed...and your console cool....its brilliant

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[QUOTE="LastRedMage"]Sexual input slotCB4McGusto

Whatever console has this next gen will automatically win the 9th gen console race. They can price it at a grand and still make a killing in sales that I couldn't even comprehend.

Nintendo winning next gen confirmed

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how bout a console that can give me a telekinesis; how bout that, nintendo, huh... how bout that !
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#10 jjgamer03
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[QUOTE="EuroMafia"]mini fridgeLordDhampire

A way to keep you refreshed...and your console cool....its brilliant



Dammit! That destroys my idea of a microwave. Microwave + heating console = console suicide.
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#11 Androvinus
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The PlayStation 3 went as far as having a DVD player (Blu-Ray) in the console, but what feature would you like in a console.

I'd personally want a microwave console:D. Cooking + video gaming = win :)jjgamer03

Its called an Xbox 360

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#12 CB4McGusto
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[QUOTE="CB4McGusto"]

[QUOTE="LastRedMage"]Sexual input slotblack_tempest

Whatever console has this next gen will automatically win the 9th gen console race. They can price it at a grand and still make a killing in sales that I couldn't even comprehend.

Nintendo winning next gen confirmed

And risk losing the toddlers, soccer moms and senior citizens? Well I guess the sexual fiends market would be bigger so.........

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#13 Microdevine
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a mini fride definetly.but if i was to be realistic then i would say, a disc changer and a feature that would let you take a pic of anything your playing and send it to a friend.
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I would like my system to have a fog and laser machine, as well as t*ts.
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#15 jjgamer03
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a mini fride definetly.but if i was to be realistic then i would say, a disc changer and a feature that would let you take a pic of anything your playing and send it to a friend.Microdevine


From the looks of it, realistic isn't what this topic is leaning towards to.:P
Just look at the post about a Sexual Input or something.
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A glowing red eye, like Hal-9000 that would say good morning to me, in Hal's voice.
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I know what every one is thinking but is afraid to say, but i'll say it,

Sexual input slot, actually scratch that we should just stay friends mrs console

LastRedMage

Well, there is crazy japanese stuff for the Wii. Like a female plastic body including the um... holes and you can place your Wiimote in the thing so that its position matches the one on screen and... you get the point.

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#18 Snugenz
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[QUOTE="LastRedMage"]

I know what every one is thinking but is afraid to say, but i'll say it,

Sexual input slot, actually scratch that we should just stay friends mrs console

nethernova

Well, there is crazy japanese stuff for the Wii. Like a female plastic body including the um... holes and you can place your Wiimote in the thing so that its position matches the one on screen and... you get the point.

Please elaborate ... :P

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#19 Mordred19
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It's own built-in power plant. No plugs necessary!
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#20 jjgamer03
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[QUOTE="LastRedMage"]

I know what every one is thinking but is afraid to say, but i'll say it,

Sexual input slot, actually scratch that we should just stay friends mrs console

nethernova

Well, there is crazy japanese stuff for the Wii. Like a female plastic body including the um... holes and you can place your Wiimote in the thing so that its position matches the one on screen and... you get the point.



I am interested in this game you speak of. GOTY right there!
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#21 VendettaRed07
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a console thats like, idk goggles, but heres the thing, itll gonna be pretty big so itll be on a stand, and there would just be 2 colors red and black i guess

and duddee it would be sick if it was in 3d also!

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a teleportation device.
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#23 fluxorator
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how bout a console that can give me a telekinesis; how bout that, nintendo, huh... how bout that !Androvinus
PS9 Anyone?
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#24 black_tempest
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[QUOTE="black_tempest"][QUOTE="CB4McGusto"]

[QUOTE="LastRedMage"]Sexual input slotCB4McGusto

Whatever console has this next gen will automatically win the 9th gen console race. They can price it at a grand and still make a killing in sales that I couldn't even comprehend.

Nintendo winning next gen confirmed

And risk losing the toddlers, soccer moms and senior citizens? Well I guess the sexual fiends market would be bigger so.........

Everyone above 12 is a sexual fiend :P

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#25 zomgwtfbbqlol1
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a second console :shock: ... i went there
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#26 deactivated-5d6e91f5c147a
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To be able to play other console's games. From any gen.

That way we wouldn't have system wars and we wouldn't have this discussion about outrageous features.

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#27 Panther501
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it cooks food, gives me a massage, shoots BLUE RAYS, and kills terrorists.
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#28 dream431ca
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Everyone was calling the PS3 a George Foreman Grill when it came out. If it really was a game system and a grill, I would be in heaven. Cooking a steak while playing games = Win and God.
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#29 zomgwtfbbqlol1
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THIS:::::::

PLAYSTATION 9

COMING 2078!

-Electronic spores tap straight into your adrenal glands!

-Improved retinal scanning!

-A mind control system!

-Holographic movie surround vision!

-Telepathic personal music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdh4TqWFfX4

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#30 LordDhampire
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it cooks food, gives me a massage, shoots BLUE RAYS, and kills terrorists.Panther501

IT cooks, shoots, and kills terrorists....to bad it doesn't give massages yet tho

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#31 zomgwtfbbqlol1
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[QUOTE="Androvinus"]how bout a console that can give me a telekinesis; how bout that, nintendo, huh... how bout that !fluxorator
PS9 Anyone?

LOL read my mind...
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The console that plays every current gen game.
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#33 MrDziekuje
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A badger dispenser.

On my DS.