And he's still less of a little ***** than Mr. "LIFE SUCKS SO IM GOING TO JUMP OFF THIS MOUNTAIN TO COMMIT SUICIDE" That should be an instant penalty flag for loss of badass card.[QUOTE="jg4xchamp"]
[QUOTE="Master_ShakeXXX"]
Meh. Duke steals all of his lines from iconic horror films like Evil Dead and They live :P
Kratos gets more tail :D
Master_ShakeXXX
I mean from all the great badasses from the gloriously cheesy Duke to Dante to that brick(yet deadly) Ryu Hayabusa to Geralt of Riveria none of them wanted to take the pansy way out of suicide. I mean it's one thing that Kratos is such a terrible character, but being a little ***** should be more than enough of a reason to question calling him a "badass". He's insulting to that type of status.
He only jumped off the mountain for entertaintment. You see, Katos is SO badass that he kills himself just so he can kick hell's ass and then return home for some time in the sack :lol:
Lets see teh Duke pull that off!
Now you're making excuses for him. He was all ready for suicide. Than Athena and the Gods showed him mercy. I mean he'd more tolerable if he wasn't such a pansy :P
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