Who would win in a fight: sheep, cows, or lemmings?

This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for Trickshot771
Trickshot771

12686

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#1 Trickshot771
Member since 2005 • 12686 Posts
Topic.
Avatar image for Trickshot771
Trickshot771

12686

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#2 Trickshot771
Member since 2005 • 12686 Posts
Bump
Avatar image for DA_B0MB
DA_B0MB

9938

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#3 DA_B0MB
Member since 2005 • 9938 Posts

Lemmings because they play shooters so much that they would be able to snipe faces off a mile away. Then the Hermits would come and destroy the lemmings with their god-like precision with their mouses.

P.S: This is a bit off topic but whatever.

Avatar image for kittykatz5k
kittykatz5k

32249

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 34

User Lists: 0

#4 kittykatz5k
Member since 2004 • 32249 Posts
They'd start punching eachother, but none of them would be strong enough to actually, like, hurt anyone.
Avatar image for Sedin44
Sedin44

1171

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#5 Sedin44
Member since 2007 • 1171 Posts

The real question is who would win between sheep and cows after the lemmings all get the three rings of death.

Avatar image for themagicbum9720
themagicbum9720

6536

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#6 themagicbum9720
Member since 2007 • 6536 Posts
haha..no vote for cows.
Avatar image for MronoC
MronoC

4113

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#7 MronoC
Member since 2005 • 4113 Posts
They'd start punching eachother, but none of them would be strong enough to actually, like, hurt anyone.kittykatz5k
I don't know, now that the sheep have actually been exposed to physical activity, I'd say they have a fighting chance.
Avatar image for Blessing77
Blessing77

753

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#8 Blessing77
Member since 2005 • 753 Posts
sheep cause their wii mote would really be lightsabers so they could deflect bullets.
Avatar image for JackBurton28
JackBurton28

442

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#9 JackBurton28
Member since 2006 • 442 Posts
Sheep, they can throw 2 consoles at the other two while 360/PS3 owners wait for thier units to cooldown.
Avatar image for Setsa
Setsa

8431

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#10 Setsa
Member since 2005 • 8431 Posts
Lol, it wouldn t be much of a competition. Lemmings would get killed because their conosole/controller isn t much of a weapon, and sheep would put up a fight with their nunchuk controllers but would eventually all die because of teh immense weight and heat of the PS3... seriously... if you got smacked with one, it would hurt.
Avatar image for DarkRider23
DarkRider23

1753

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#11 DarkRider23
Member since 2004 • 1753 Posts
Lemmings man. We just burrow into little holes while the cows squash the sheep and the sheep tickle the cows to death with their furryness. Once all the killing is done, we pop out and claim victory!
Avatar image for Codename33
Codename33

2719

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#12 Codename33
Member since 2005 • 2719 Posts
Cows would be slaughtered to be made into Big macs, while lemmings will eventually jump off of a cliff and die. I guess sheep win here, although people do eat lamb. However, hermits wouldhave the upper hand, since they're the only humans... /ramble
Avatar image for xbox360isgr8t
xbox360isgr8t

6600

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#13 xbox360isgr8t
Member since 2006 • 6600 Posts
sheep sit on the lems and the cow sit on both so cows fat arshes win.
Avatar image for t2wave
t2wave

3258

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#14 t2wave
Member since 2005 • 3258 Posts
Sheep. By the time you counted a few you'd be asleep.
Avatar image for BioShockOwnz
BioShockOwnz

52901

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

#15 BioShockOwnz
Member since 2006 • 52901 Posts
Sheep would win, since we wouldn't want to beat up on kids.
Avatar image for Heil68
Heil68

60833

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#16 Heil68
Member since 2004 • 60833 Posts
Lems, they now have VF5 ;)
Avatar image for SillyManimal
SillyManimal

774

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#17 SillyManimal
Member since 2007 • 774 Posts

A cow is bigger than a sheep and lemming combined, so the cows would win.

Avatar image for Serraph105
Serraph105

36092

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#18 Serraph105
Member since 2007 • 36092 Posts
even though i know your talking about gamers here im going with the animals here so after the lemmings dies because the cows accidently steps on them it would be a battle of the sheep and cows and since cows are not very smart creatures im going with sheep and yes i know sheep are not the brightest creatures either but some of the things ive seen cows do are just idiotic
Avatar image for marioraider
marioraider

1247

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 0

#19 marioraider
Member since 2006 • 1247 Posts
Nintendo fanboys would win. They are the most psychotic of the bunch, as seen here.
Avatar image for Nitro720
Nitro720

662

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 6

User Lists: 0

#20 Nitro720
Member since 2006 • 662 Posts
Cows. The power of "Teh Cell!"
Avatar image for Rhaxdric
Rhaxdric

2864

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#21 Rhaxdric
Member since 2006 • 2864 Posts
Cows, the PS3'scells bonds with ours giving us the power to use our Blu-Ray guns and kick ass in hi-def.
Avatar image for Rhaxdric
Rhaxdric

2864

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#22 Rhaxdric
Member since 2006 • 2864 Posts
Oh, and in the animal kingdom, cows, they trample.
Avatar image for hustler_151
hustler_151

1720

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#23 hustler_151
Member since 2006 • 1720 Posts
i voted cow. 1. because i am one and 2. because i was going off the animal. i think lemmings might have a chance tho. they could get like 100 of them and come together to make one GIANT LEMMING. and take over the world
Avatar image for Yagami-Iori
Yagami-Iori

6327

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 46

User Lists: 0

#24 Yagami-Iori
Member since 2003 • 6327 Posts
Sheep, becuase they actually get off their ass when gaming. They've got the fitness advantage.
Avatar image for StephenHu
StephenHu

2852

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 0

#25 StephenHu
Member since 2003 • 2852 Posts
Lemmings, the power brick could capacitate a full grown man
Avatar image for Peter_Darkstar
Peter_Darkstar

1091

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#26 Peter_Darkstar
Member since 2003 • 1091 Posts
Lemmings. Auto-aim in real life would be devastating.
Avatar image for FragMonkey09
FragMonkey09

1543

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#27 FragMonkey09
Member since 2005 • 1543 Posts

Hermits.

In all seriousness, Lemmings because they are about 70% of the posters here.