Your favourite cryptic/funny/awesome line by an enemy in a game

My top pick would be "your flesh betrays you" by Hybrids in System Shock 2. It's delivered in so inhuman and cryptic manner.

What's yours?

All your base are belong to us.

Ocelot meow.

My top pick would be "your flesh betrays you" by Hybrids in System Shock 2. It's delivered in so inhuman and cryptic manner.

What's yours?

Salt_The_Fries

A surveillance camera??

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."Danm_999

Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was heading into the fire and I was like "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" and then I was like "We pretended we were going to murder you"....that was great.

[QUOTE="Danm_999"]"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."SpinoRaptor24

Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was heading into the fire and I was like "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" and then I was like "We pretended we were going to murder you"....that was great.

[QUOTE="Danm_999"]"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."SpinoRaptor24

Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was heading into the fire and I was like "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" and then I was like "We pretended we were going to murder you"....that was great.

That entire game is full of awesome dialogue. Not technically dialogue, but "the cake is a lie" is a winner for me.

Also, anything ever said by The Cole Train in Gears of War 1&2 is usually pretty funny/awesome: "when it's game time, it's PAIN time!"

"What can change the nature of man?"

And many many others from Planescape:Torment.

"Kill the demon", "the demon was slayed" or "the demon's skull would make a fine trophy" :lol: in Halo 3 by Grunts and Brutes respectively.

"My mother's my sister!" - GTA3

Why's this in SW?

Why's this in SW?

mlisen

"Why kill you? You're already an empty shell. Look at you, y'wasted your entire life to get to me, you gave up chances to live a life, and for what? To kill an old man? I've done what I wanted, I changed humanity, I made them less arrogant, less... stupid. And when I'm gone, you'll have nothing, you'll be even emptier, you'll be a HERO.
So, by all means, kill me, I'll even fight back if it makes you happy."

"What can change the nature of man?"

And many many others from Planescape:Torment.

froidnite

"If God had wanted you to live he would have not created me!" - The Soldier

"hey!, you're pretty good!"

or whatever ocelot said, something like that

"If pride gives us pause, my love, then perhaps we have lived long enough already."

Cool one from Warcraft III.

"All Your Base Are Belong To Us"

Is legendary.

"I love to reload during battle. There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber"-Revolver OcelotSAGE_OF_FIRE

"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a kid who is Stupid" - Fawful

(Actually anything Fawful says in the Mario and Luigi Series.)

"A Winner is You!" (Bowser says this quote in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story)

"Now you're fighting yourself! Ha! I'm a dang genius!" - Doopliss (Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door)

"I like to go onto gaming forums and complain about games Ive never played" - Super Paper Mario :lol:Wii_Gamer_277

"Barf !"
Street Gangs/River City Ransom

Sovereign:

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

"We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world."

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Although this line isn't from a enemy, it still needs to be said.:P

"There are few of us left, we know we will soon be gone. And so we can see our fate as others will see it. There will be little legacy, no great expressions of what we once were, our technology, our achievements, if ever they are seen again, will spawn none of the awe that filled our conquests. We know our fate, we are being eliminated. When we traveled subspace the cosmic destroyers took note. When we conquered and colonized in galaxies where we had no place, the destruction and the anguish and the loss were the clarion call of our doom. And so the destroyers came for us."

Sovereign:

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

"We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world."

Krayzie_3334

The voice of Sovereign made that quote easily the best in any game.

[QUOTE="Krayzie_3334"]

Sovereign:

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

"We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world."

mattisgod01

The voice of Sovereign made that quote easily the best in any game.

"Aaagh! My spleen!"

"Kill the demon", "the demon was slayed" or "the demon's skull would make a fine trophy" :lol: in Halo 3 by Grunts and Brutes respectively.

Salt_The_Fries

infamous: Cole: "Ugh... Zeke... I think there was an explosion..."
Zeke: "NO **** THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION!"
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Zeke: "Running down the stairs... that sucks donkey balls."

Fallout 3: Nathan from Megaton: "God bless America! And nobody else!"

"My mother's my sister!" - GTA3

freek666

Don't look so smug! I know what you're thinking, but Tempest Keep was merely a set back. Did you honestly believe I would trust the future to some blind, half-night elf mongrel? Oh no, he was merely an instrument, a stepping stone to a much larger plan! It has all led to this, and this time, you will not interfere!

Not even death can save you from Me! by Diablo.

and "absof******ely" in The Witcher

SKeet Skeet on my Face >.> I was I just imagining that in Tomb Raider?

"You can call it the Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator, if you really want to." --Alyx on showing Gordon the Gravity Gun for the first time (Half-Life 2).

I know it's not the funniest quote out there, but it stands out as being such a tongue-in-cheek assault on long-windedness.