Chuck Norris has the best poker face... his fist!Marksman2200
Funny as hell!
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There's only one man who has fought Chuck Norris and managed to get away alive. That man is Marksman2200._Horde
boo. thats a lie.
There's only one man who has fought Chuck Norris and managed to get away alive. That man is Marksman2200._Horde
boo. thats a lie.
[QUOTE="_Horde"]There's only one man who has fought Chuck Norris and managed to get away alive. That man is Marksman2200.greenpyro33
boo. thats a lie.
wtf - that didnt even make me chuckle. Must be a lie.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
Chuck norris went to the Virgin Islands,now they're just called the Islands.
XD the first one I saw last night and was rolling on the floorChuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
Chuck norris went to the Virgin Islands,now they're just called the Islands.
maravich12
Superman is: Faster than speeding bullet, more stronger than the strongest locamotive, and can leap over very tall builings. Chcuk Norris doesn't really care, his roundhouse kick can stop a speeding bullet, can derail a locamotive, and even destroy tall buildings. So, Chuck Norris is greater.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego
How old is Chuck Norris now?InTeGrA21
He's 67
[QUOTE="_Horde"]If sometime, due to some weird time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever face himself, he'd win.InTeGrA21
Which one?
the one having the weird paradox DUHWhen you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.Shadow-EliteXD I've never heard of that one before for some reason.
[QUOTE="Mad_Game_hi5"]Chuck Norris can Kill anything...I heard that one time he killed a rock :|
InTeGrA21
How did he kill it?
roundhouse kick ofcourse
[QUOTE="InTeGrA21"][QUOTE="Mad_Game_hi5"]Chuck Norris can Kill anything...I heard that one time he killed a rock :|
Mad_Game_hi5
How did he kill it?
roundhouse kick ofcourse
Ahh, of course.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
^ that was kind of lame I would post one but I think all were posted already by Marksman up there.OmegaNemesis28nooo... that was the lamest, dude....
Chuck Norris hates people who finds and steal Chuck Norris jokes off the internet, that's why no one here is funny :|gamah_killahthats a false comment as it really has been funny - that was pointless. XD
A few more facts:
When Chuck Norris Spits seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives
Once, they tried to make a Clue Version of Chuck Norris but the problem was that it was always Chuck Norris, in the Library with a Roundhouse Kick
They also tried to make Chuck Norris Toilet paper, but ther was a problem, it won't take s*** from anybody
:lol:
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