Ok, so it's been a while since we had a game where everyone was involved or kept the thread going. I saw a version of this game in another union and thought it would be fun for us to play. Basically you come up with up to 7 words to keep the story going and see what our story will be. Have fun and be creative! :D I will start it off, so here we go....Long ago there was this guy who ****Long ago there was this guy who named simon belmont and he like to play dance dance revolution; until he was looking for panties on the vaccum of his grandma that she used frequently for finding things that she can use while doing the Time warp in three dimensions for visiting her seventh husband to get back her finely made china plates so that she can serve some rich skellington bartender; who has a fear of heights since his bones can't handle being eaten by harpies that fly near the gates to hell from which they came after taking a bath in hot crap, left there by the werewolf that was hitting on a succubus that was very almost naked while drinking blood in the Blood bank that was owned by some crazy hobo named Bob...the 3rd. Bob needed blood badly because he was trying to raise small chupacabra, so he can create a chupacabra farm since he wants to take revenge on goats because they are taking all girls named catherine and feeding them cereal in bed while a bunny out of wonderland drink tea while swinging swords madly singing a song about how he exploded once during a baby shower, which caused the mom to lick herself due to how scared she was since it is common for bunnies to explote and leak poison. Then....While Simon was watching all this craziness was singing 'Whip It' while practicing his Gene Simmons arobics moves in his undies which he bought from a merman who wore a blonde wig and smelled like a**wipe due to all the polluted water that lead to fish walking on land for several days because a Evil Man needed to do the 1000 fish slap to get the key to the tower that held inside delicious brownies made with rum, chocolate, and two cups of love that are the fleamans' favorite food ever. Ever heard the legend of a mysterious...? Man who wore no clothes because he believed that pants were the devil's work due to the fact that the devil owns sixteen very popular pant store outlets thoughout the whole north pole region where he has slave bears that do the hokey pokey then they shake it all out like a cowboy in leather boots singing wild wild west while flying on a magic pancake from the distant land of narnia where a lion is the manager of a local McDonald restaurant that is known for it's yummy hamburgers made with too much MSG that makes people puke out eyeballs that aid them around.The lion got mad and quit McDonalds because he discovered the secret ingredient of chicken nuggets was made of stolen toes which was from the ugly witch of Canada, and contained goat eyeballs. The......Lion... ... went to the mushroom kingdom to ask if they could time warp to Atlantis to pick up Mr. Ford who was soon going to be president of the United State of America where he would sign the Helsinki Accords which would be sold on Ebay for million of dollars which caused the apocolypse in several places like Pakistan, Hawaii, and the Soviet union. Mr. Ford was actually a disguised hippo who became the walrus for The Beatles .............The Story So Far  Â
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