The bar with no name

Yes, well...I have the CLAIHM SOLAS!!!(I know it's spelled wrong, but whatever)

And now you die, my friend. 

*knocks down Vampress with his mad Jeet Kun Do skills* KEE-YAH, B****!

Quick, Chang! Grab the stake, and plunge the toilet!...I mean, plunge it into her chest!

NOW!!!

GreggD

gets close to Vamp... i see a little bottle on her pocket!!! OMG..what should i do...???

take the blood?? hit her??

take the blood?? hit her?? 

AAHHHH!!!!

hmmmmm....

:twisted: BOTH.... after i hit Vamp. and take the bottle and drink a sip...  

*Jump kicks Gregg with his awesome-magic-Super-Ninja-Jesus powers* Hyah! She does not have the priest blood! I do!*cue soap opera-ish music*ZeroWingEvil91

hmmmm...

if she did not had the blood.... what did i just drink...?? :?

it tasted good.... familiar good......

*TIN*

WINE... :D:D

Sits down watching the guys fight and enjoys the wine.... 

*thinking*

"i`ll just wait to see who would end up with the blood and buy it" 

 :twisted: :D :) :P

I think not! *jumps up and performs a triple spin kick, breaking your jaw and shattering half your face* Err... I think I went a little overboard...ZeroWingEvil91

*Face molds back into original form*

[QUOTE="ZeroWingEvil91"]I think not! *jumps up and performs a triple spin kick, breaking your jaw and shattering half your face* Err... I think I went a little overboard...GreggD

*Face molds back into original form*

Shoryuken!*shatters your jaw again* I declare war upon you good sir! 

*keeps enjoying the fight*

*closes her eyes when gregg`s jaw is shatter*

*puts some more wine in the glass* 

hmmmmm...chocolate would be nice.... 

"I SUMMON COCOA, THE SCOURGE OF HOTLANTA!!!"

*Cocoa brings Chang her signature chocolate mix*

"Kweh!"

*Disappears back into the Mists of Avalon*

*Gregg's face reforms...Again...*

I walk into the bar and notice the enormous fight going on.:| I turn around and walk out of the door. " Geez, all I wanted was a pint of rootbeer..." OmegaAce1313

*Throws a keg of root beer at your head before performing another Shoryuken on Gregg, shattering his jaw... again....*Stop regrowing your bones damn it! Shun Goku Satsu!(OMG HaX0rs!) Instant kill, $%&*-face! 

cool... another one :D :twisted:

and CHOCOLATE!!!!! thx for the summon :D any more from where that came from?? :oops: :D :twisted:

[QUOTE="OmegaAce1313"]I walk into the bar and notice the enormous fight going on.:| I turn around and walk out of the door. " Geez, all I wanted was a pint of rootbeer..." ZeroWingEvil91

*Throws a keg of root beer at your head before performing another Shoryuken on Gregg, shattering his jaw... again....*Stop regrowing your bones damn it! Shun Goku Satsu!(OMG HaX0rs!) Instant kill, $%&*-face!

Zero: yes you did.. but vampress stole it from me :cry: :cry: and then i thought i got it back... but i took the wrong bottle, which just had wine :cry: wine is good but not better that the priest`s blood :cry: ...

omega... i ahve wine... but no beer... :P

karaoke... cool.....

*starts singing*

" Kiss you off my lips
I don't need another tube of that dime store lipstick
Well I think I'm gonna buy me a brand new shade of man
Kiss you off my lips
It's standing room only for a piece of my pigment
So excuse me a minute while I supply demand
Kiss you off these lips of mine
Kiss you off for a custom shine
Pissed yours truly off this time
It's why I ain't just kissin' you I'm kissin' you off"

wwwooohhhoooo....

la la la....

hmmmm... more wine...

la la la.... 

Louie!!! Put on Misirlou!

"...................."

"Oh, wait..." 

Hit it Sam!

*stage goes dark for a few minutes before a spotlight begins to shine on Zerowing. A full house band appears out of nowhere. Zerowing takes a sip of scotch before he begins to sing a rendition of Frank Sinatra's "Mac the Knife" *

Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear

And he shows 'em, pearly white

Just a jack knife has Macheath,

And he keeps it way out of sight

When the shark bites with his teeth, dear

Scarlet billows, they begin to spread

Fancy white gloves though has Macheath, dear

So there's rarely ever once a trace of red, dear

*four minutes later*

Hey Sookie Taudry, Jenny Driver, Polly Peachum, Old Miss Lulu Brown

Oh the line forms, on the right, dear

Now that Macheath, I mean that man Macheath

Yeah he's bad, mercy mercy

Yeah he's badder than old Leroy Brown

You better lock your door and call the law

Because Macheath's, that bum,

He's back in town!

*takes a sip of scotch before walking off stage, leaving everyone stunned*

*awakens from stunned state*

"Oh yeah?"

*guitars kick in as Dave Grohl walks to the stage*

"What have we done with innocence?! It disappeared with time and never made much sense!" 

what?? did you say JAmes??? what james??? JAmes BLunt??? OMG OMG... !!! :shock:

YAY!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!

Toast to that!!!!!

JAmes you are so HOT :D:D and your song are so beautifull and full of feelings... AAHHHHH!!!!

 *in the midtime DAVE is like :shock: *

*starts running like a hysterical lil teenager toward dave.... that keeps looking like JAMES to her*

*DAve runs for his live...* "what is wtong with this place??? they told me was a great bar??? AAAAAHHHH!!!!" *keeps running* 

Chang! You forgot your wine!

...*takes a sip* ...*takes another, longer sip* ...*drinks the whole glass and the entire bottle it came from* Yay wine!

Chris Cornell? Perry Farrell?! Well, since you two're here why don't we perform a stirring rendition of Poison by Bel Biv DeVoe?

"That girl is POISOOOON!(POISON! POI-POI-POISON!)"

wtf O.o.... singing.....  this place really has gone.....schizo....

:lol: :lol:

aw, but, wth.....    this thread is still amusing as ever. :P

ah?? DAVE?? WTF??? you are not james... blah... and i forgot my wine bc of you....

AAAHHHHHH!!!!

and ZERO drink it!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*stars getting red*

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 

ah?? DAVE?? WTF??? you are not james... blah... and i forgot my wine bc of you....

AAAHHHHHH!!!!

and ZERO drink it!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*stars getting red*

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

chang_1910

OmegaAce1313 gets drunk from an unknown source of wine.....

" everyone remember when we fough...fought like Street Fighter guys? ":lol:


OmegaAce1313

I do!*performs a tripple-spin kick, hitting Gregg's jaw, shattering it... again.* Yay! *begins to Shoryuken random people*

[QUOTE="OmegaAce1313"]OmegaAce1313 gets drunk from an unknown source of wine.....

" everyone remember when we fough...fought like Street Fighter guys? ":lol:


ZeroWingEvil91

I do!*performs a tripple-spin kick, hitting Gregg's jaw, shattering it... again.* Yay! *begins to Shoryuken random people*

[QUOTE="chang_1910"]

ah?? DAVE?? WTF??? you are not james... blah... and i forgot my wine bc of you....

AAAHHHHHH!!!!

and ZERO drink it!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*stars getting red*

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

GreggD

:twisted: :twisted:

*throws Chang a bottle of wine and another bottle of priest's blood to calm her rage* Oh god please don't kill me!ZeroWingEvil91

*stops the cursed that was going to hit Zero*

THX.. :D:D WINE and Blood... i`m a happy vamp again :D:D

OmegaAce1313 gets drunk from an unknown source of wine.....

" everyone remember when we fough...fought like Street Fighter guys? ":lol:


OmegaAce1313

:D glad you like my new mix of wine and blood with vodka :D:D :twisted: :P ;)

*starts watching Gregg fixing his jaw again...* "This never gets old" :lol: :lol:

And now everyone... raise your glass.. and lets all make a toast to our friend Alucard who is getting married soon.. :D We the members of CUU wish you a happy and beautifull wedding. A life full of happiness at the side of your love.. May she loves you and you love her as much as we love CV :P ...

CHEERS!!!!!!

OmegaAce1313 watches the jaw shatter...

" OH GOD, IT'S ALL HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!! ":shock:

OmegaAce1313 falls over and falls asleep.

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz...

EDIT: hey omega :D You double post so i erased one. It seems you wanted to add a " :shock: " to your post, next time pls just edit the one you have already submit, instead of making a new one :D.. THX :D:D - chang

And now everyone... raise your glass.. and lets all make a toast to our friend Alucard who is getting married soon.. :D We the members of CUU wish you a happy and beautifull wedding. A life full of happiness at the side of your love.. May she loves you and you love her as much as we love CV :P ...

CHEERS!!!!!!

 chang_1910

*doesn't take part in the festivities because he's a rude bastard* Bartender, get me an appletini! *downs the appletini in one gulp before running off to Shuryuken more random people*

[QUOTE="GreggD"][QUOTE="chang_1910"]

ah?? DAVE?? WTF??? you are not james... blah... and i forgot my wine bc of you....

AAAHHHHHH!!!!

and ZERO drink it!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*stars getting red*

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

chang_1910

:twisted: :twisted:

*throws Chang a bottle of wine and another bottle of priest's blood to calm her rage* Oh god please don't kill me!ZeroWingEvil91

*stops the cursed that was going to hit Zero*

THX.. :D:D WINE and Blood... i`m a happy vamp again :D:D

OmegaAce1313 gets drunk from an unknown source of wine.....

" everyone remember when we fough...fought like Street Fighter guys? ":lol:


OmegaAce1313

:D glad you like my new mix of wine and blood with vodka :D:D :twisted: :P ;)

*starts watching Gregg fixing his jaw again...* "This never gets old" :lol: :lol:

And now everyone... raise your glass.. and lets all make a toast to our friend Alucard who is getting married soon.. :D We the members of CUU wish you a happy and beautifull wedding. A life full of happiness at the side of your love.. May she loves you and you love her as much as we love CV :P ...

CHEERS!!!!!!

golly chang that was beautiful '

Alucard :D:D:D and guys aaaawwww... you were touch my speech :oops: :lol:

*hits Zero with a huge Chauvo-souris on his head*

RAISE YOUR GLASS.!!!!.. or do the jaw thing again to Gregg :lol: :lol:

Alucard :D:D:D and guys aaaawwww... you were touch my speech :oops: :lol:

*hits Zero with a huge Chauvo-souris on his head*

RAISE YOUR GLASS.!!!!.. or do the jaw thing again to Gregg :lol: :lol:

 

 

chang_1910

[QUOTE="chang_1910"]

Alucard :D:D:D and guys aaaawwww... you were touch my speech :oops: :lol:

*hits Zero with a huge Chauvo-souris on his head*

RAISE YOUR GLASS.!!!!.. or do the jaw thing again to Gregg :lol: :lol:

 

 

GreggD

*lies on the ground in a crumpled heap* ow.... *raises his appletini in a toast* christ chang, are you on steroids or what? *is smacked again* what'd I do that time?! 

sits down to watch fight and tips gregg and zerowingevil alucard1137

*walks in and sees everyone acting like howler monkeys*

"I should have known..."

*walks back out*

YAY!! now they are 3 of them :lol:

*lies on the ground in a crumpled heap* ow.... *raises his appletini in a toast* christ chang, are you on steroids or what? *is smacked again* what'd I do that time?!ZeroWingEvil91

 Steroids?? ;evil: :twisted: Do you really think that i could look like this using steroids?? .. i`m just a strong girl...WAIT!!... Are you saying that i look like a women that use STEROIDS!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

*Calls all her I.D.* ATTACK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

*takes out the Feather Sword*

:twisted:

to think that i`m loosing my time with you.... when i should be watching the jaws falling aparts... steroids... STEROIDS!!!! i`ll tell you steroids..... :evil: 

Sorry Chang, you almost broke my spine when you hit me. I was merely making an observation! Please call off this attack! I'm to young to die! Oh god!*lightbulb pops up over his head* I'll give you my entire stock of priest's blood if you don't kill me!ZeroWingEvil91

I.D. STOP!!!!!! All of you stop... are you guys brainless?? He is offering priest`s blood for free....

*the I.D comes back face down*

I.D.: "i though it was our turn to have fun" :cry:

*Corpsey is walking dragging his sword and grumbles*

Awww...hmmmm... ok .. I.D. attack everyone as you guys want, but DO NOT touch the guy of the priest`s blood...

:twisted:

We need more surf rock!!!

*pulls a Les Paul out of seemingly nowhere*

Kick it, Johnny!

*starts wailing Misirlou on the beautifully crafted instrument*