Wild, Wacky Western!

(Ok based on the ever popular in this union the silly space story. same rules. every person is their own charachter like a play. if you have something other to say put in paranthesese. and actions are with a star*. so without further ado....)

The Cowboys and Dunderheads!

*western hero music* * I, Iken ride up to a town called Crazy Gun UnionTown More commonly known as CGU, on my horse stwoni

Ok. Im waiting for another feller to join this here story so we can set up a plot in this here story

I,Nash walk out of the bar.And greet Iken asking him what he is doing in this town.

Hey Nash. Long time no see. Have you seen.... um whats his name? um..... Hes the Mayor of this old town... CGU. You could say hes the "Leader" *wink wink

hope he comes soon

ok

*walks in bar. takes empty beer bottle and smashes it over guys skull.

thats what you get for cheating in poker last week random person in story who will never be mentioned again because hes... huff... puff... man thats hard!

*falls off barstool with brand new head trauma*  (exuent)

ok lets go. lemme just get my........ horse...... wheres stwoni?

*looks over at man next to stwoni

oh there she is! *Blows his whistle* here stwoni!

*man next to stwoni shoots her from point blank range with a rifle.

What the %&#$!?!

You over there! Yeah You! Get over here! You just went and shot my horse! Hey dont run! Get back here!

Lets go after him

*starts running and tackles the guy*

Hey whyd yuo shoot stwoni???!!

Mayor did you shoot my horse!?!!?

That's rude. And what should we call you. Mayor sounds dumb.

ok deputy.

although to tell you the truth I dont think a story can start unless we get a villian in here

(This literally an invitaion for someone else to join in)

hey... um why did i name it stwoni? oh never mind! we need a villian. a new person to join! wheres um whats his name. he has a nickname for himself but his full name is Jones Chetington!

ahem... where is he?

Well they are more connected than my upper leg and foot!

OW!!!!! GOD!

*bleeds* ow......

(yes I got the joke thats why I said that was weird)

(Not part of story) (seriously wheres chet jones?)

still bleeding..... could someone lend a hand?

SOMEBODY CALL  CALL A DOCTOR!!!!!Ill carrry you there

*starts running and trips on a rock and drops lken on a sharp needle on his kneecap.

*in bar* ZAP!!!!! a man appears out of nowhere. its IKEN!

I was sent from the future to replace my past self!! OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT!!

*runs out of bar with axe and stabs it through the injured Iken*

Ok.. hes gone. Now a note to all other people in the story. Please don't hurt me anymo.....*trips on rock. breaks nose*

OH COME ON!!!!!

We've entered a dangerous situation here. This story went to the third page of the board!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!