You encounter a bored GM

You mysteriously find yourself in a clearing. There is a dark forest to the east, beach to the west, hills to the north, and town to the south.

Many things are scattered about the area. You see:

A large sign saying "BEWARE"
A stump.
A Flower
A small sign saying "do not pick the flower"
A bucket with the words "kick me"
A magic circle
A lantern
A pocket watch
A sign saying "Do anything you want, just don't click the spoiler"
Another sign saying "There is no parser"
Other stuff. Maybe

Do something. I dare you.

[spoiler] You die. The End. You just had to spoil it, didn't you? [/spoiler]

Disregard sign.
Pick flower.
Kick bucket.
Click spoiler.
Entertain GM.

You grab the flower and yank it out of the ground, along with a forest of roots. Suddenly, the ground below you loses it's firmness, and you sink swiftly into the ground. Regardless, you swing your leg out, and after successfully kicking the bucket, your corpse sinks out of sight.

You cannot entertain the GM when you are dead. Worms on the other hand......

You mysteriously find yourself in a clearing.

You attempt to entertain the GM by dispersing into a cloud of dust, which subsequently gets blown away by the wind. And as a cloud of dust, you are legally considered deceased.

You mysteriously find yourself in a clearing.

You call the clearing's mother something that would be considered rude. Cracks appear between your feet, and a mini-gyser of super-heated magma erupts upwards, incinerating your torso. Your limbs fall to the ground, slowly burning to ash.

I think the planet heard you.

You mysteriously find yourself in a clearing. 

Kill grandfather with pair of sticks and rock

Prove point

Look around

Pull out shotgun

Shoot ground

You whip out your shotgun, point it at the ground, then squeeze the trigger.

Was that your foot? Nevermind, you feel something beneath your feet shatter, and the feet hit flat ground underneath.

You pull the trigger again, after rolling your lucky 20-sided dice (all sides say 20), and you get a critical hit, shattering the ground. Now you're falling down....

Down....

Down.......

Until you hit the molten core of the planet.

If you were wondering, this incinerates you.

You mysteriously find yourself in a clearing.

You get out a device the goes beep. The beeping gets quicker as you wave it around. Eventually, you figure out the nearest spaceship must be that object falling out of the sky towards you.

Which just hit your foot.

Get in spaceship

Fly to space

You hop into the spaceship, shift the bizarre corpses out of the way and play with the controls until the ship starts moving again. Then you aim it away from the ground and away you go.

Looking out the window you see........SPACE.

Make Silly Space Story reference

Space, it's big. Sometimes, space breaks ships. Sometimes, people take a broken ship for a joyride. Sometimes, the joyride ends when the hull falls off.

People who ride in broken ships until the hull falls off, are known as.......

"DEAD....PEOPLE.....IN....SPACE"

You mysteriously find yourself in a clearing.

Fall into sky

Cough up lung

Use lung

You're already using one.

Unless you have an alternative use?

You take some rope and tie the lung to the top of your head.

Lunghat equipped
+1 wind resistance
+5 crazy-looking

dg challenges the wind.

*battle music*

the wind uses gentle breeze
it has no effect

dg uses headbutt
it missed

the wind uses gale
dg is blown away

Equip rocket boots

Rocket boots equipped. Switch on. You managed to double your speed again. Oops, your brain just went squish and fell out your ear. Does that make you dead?

Nothing to say? Yeah, that makes you dead.

You mysteriously find yourself in a clearing.

You roll around on the grass until you have a healthy covering of green.

-1 to 'you are not camouflaged' checks

Take all

Deciding to take everything, you realise the easiest way is to just take the planet with you.

So you do a handstand.

Equip keyboard

THEN

Play keytar