Hurt/Heal Returns!

WEI
Cao Bao
Cao Hong
Cao Shuang
Dian Wei
Sima Yi +2
Sima Shi
Sima Zhao
Xiahou Xuan
Xiahou Wei
Xiahou Shang
Xiahou Huo
Zhen Ji

WU
Sun Ce +3
Sun Shang Xiang +8
Gan Ning +1
Huang Gai
Ling Tong
Lu Meng +2
Lu Xun
Taishi Ci
Xiao Qiao +2
Da Qiao
Zhou Yu +1
Ling Tong
Sun Luban
Sun Shao
Sun Shi
Sun Zhong
Sun Jiao

SHU
Guan Yu +1
Zhao Yun
Pang Tong
Ma Chao +5
Jiang Wei
Wei Yan
Yue Ying +2
Guan Ping
Guan Xing
Jinhuansanjie
Liu Biao
Liu Dai
Ma Dai

Dong Zhuo/Yellow Turban Alliance
Diao Chan
Meng Huo
Zhu Rong
Hua Man
Zuo Ci +1
Bao Sanniang
Cai Zhong
Chen Biao
Gongsun Fan
Gongsun Gong
Gongsun Du
Gongsun Yuan
Lü Kuang
Gian Chan +7

Defeated List:

Ma Chao killed Cao Cao
Gan Ning killed Cao Ren
Xiao Qiao shanked Sun Quan to death
Sun Shang Xiang bludgeoned Huang Zhong to death
Ma Chao impaled Pang De
Ma Chao impaled Cao Pi multiple times
Xiao Qiao decapitated Xiaoho Dun
Sun Shang Xiang mutilated Xiaoho Yuan's face
Guan Yu killed Zhou Tai
Zhang Fei killed Sun Jian
Sun Shang Xiang killed Zhuge Liang
Yue Ying killed Dong Zhou
Sun Shang Xiang slashed Liu Bei across the face causing death
Zhang Jiao burnt Zhang HE to a crisp
Zuo Ci forced Xu Chu to engage in cannibalism upon himself
Sun Ce bludgeoned Xing Cai
Sima Yi sliced open Liu Chan's neck
Guan Yu crushed Lu Bu
Zhang Fei cracked Diao Chan's skull
Gian Chan slashed Meng Huo to death
Gian Chan caused Zhu Rong the ultimate discomfort
Ma Chao kills Dian Wei
Gian Chan stabbed Zhang Liao
Sun Shang Xiang impaled Guan Xing
Sun Ce crushed Guan Ping's skull
Yue Ying killed He Jin
Zhou Yu killed Wei Yan
Sima Yi beheaded Jiang Wei
Sun Shang Xiang disembowled Pang Tong
Ma Chao beheaded Lu Xun
Zhao Yun atacked Liu Feng
Zhou Yu atacked Sun Kuang
Lu Meng wounded Ma Chao
Ma Chao slashes Zhang Jiao
Gian Chan burns Zhang Jiao
Sun Ce wounded Ma Chao
Ma Chao shot Cao Ang
Gian Chan pierces Yuan Shao
Lu Meng impales Liu Dai
SSX bleed out Ma Dai
Gian Chan sprayed Pang Tong
Gian Chan bedeaded Huangfu Song
SSX hurts Zhang Fei
Sun Ce kills Zhang Fei
Lu Meng impales Guan Suo
Sima Yi scars Guan Yu

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Ktulu (sorry if i messed up your name, i havent memorized it yet) Sima Yi's kill doesnt count, so you can change it

In that case can you change his target to Guan Yu?

Sun Shang Xiang slices Zhao Yun's face open between her chakram.

Lu Meng subdivides Liu Biao.

Sun Shang Xiang slices Zhao Yun's face open between her chakram.

Lu Meng subdivides Liu Biao.

ktulu007

Zhen Ji kills Lu Xun

Zhou Yu kills Dian Wei

Zhen Ji kills Lu Xun

Zhou Yu kills Dian Wei

Calenmarwen

I'm pretty sure Lu Xun and Dian Wei are both dead already.

Sun Shang Xiang knees Guan Yu in the gut and slashes him across the back as he bowls over.

Sima Yi blasts Yue Ying across the field using his musou.

Someone keeps forgetting to delete names, I think I got it. Axel can double check.

WEI
Cao Bao
Cao Hong
Cao Shuang
Sima Yi +3
Sima Shi
Sima Zhao
Xiahou Xuan
Xiahou Wei
Xiahou Shang
Xiahou Huo
Zhen Ji

WU
Sun Ce +3
Sun Shang Xiang +10
Gan Ning +1
Huang Gai
Ling Tong
Lu Meng +3
Taishi Ci
Xiao Qiao +2
Da Qiao
Zhou Yu +1
Ling Tong
Sun Luban
Sun Shao
Sun Shi
Sun Zhong
Sun Jiao

SHU
Guan Yu
Ma Chao +5
Yue Ying +1
Jinhuansanjie

Dong Zhuo/Yellow Turban Alliance
Hua Man
Zuo Ci +1
Bao Sanniang
Cai Zhong
Chen Biao
Gongsun Fan
Gongsun Gong
Gongsun Du
Gongsun Yuan
Lü Kuang
Gian Chan +7

Defeated List:

Ma Chao killed Cao Cao
Gan Ning killed Cao Ren
Xiao Qiao shanked Sun Quan to death
Sun Shang Xiang bludgeoned Huang Zhong to death
Ma Chao impaled Pang De
Ma Chao impaled Cao Pi multiple times
Xiao Qiao decapitated Xiaoho Dun
Sun Shang Xiang mutilated Xiaoho Yuan's face
Guan Yu killed Zhou Tai
Zhang Fei killed Sun Jian
Sun Shang Xiang killed Zhuge Liang
Yue Ying killed Dong Zhou
Sun Shang Xiang slashed Liu Bei across the face causing death
Zhang Jiao burnt Zhang HE to a crisp
Zuo Ci forced Xu Chu to engage in cannibalism upon himself
Sun Ce bludgeoned Xing Cai
Sima Yi sliced open Liu Chan's neck
Guan Yu crushed Lu Bu
Zhang Fei cracked Diao Chan's skull
Gian Chan slashed Meng Huo to death
Gian Chan caused Zhu Rong the ultimate discomfort
Ma Chao kills Dian Wei
Gian Chan stabbed Zhang Liao
Sun Shang Xiang impaled Guan Xing
Sun Ce crushed Guan Ping's skull
Yue Ying killed He Jin
Zhou Yu killed Wei Yan
Sima Yi beheaded Jiang Wei
Sun Shang Xiang disembowled Pang Tong
Ma Chao beheaded Lu Xun
Zhao Yun atacked Liu Feng
Zhou Yu atacked Sun Kuang
Lu Meng wounded Ma Chao
Ma Chao slashes Zhang Jiao
Gian Chan burns Zhang Jiao
Sun Ce wounded Ma Chao
Ma Chao shot Cao Ang
Gian Chan pierces Yuan Shao
Lu Meng impales Liu Dai
SSX bleed out Ma Dai
Gian Chan sprayed Pang Tong
Gian Chan bedeaded Huangfu Song
SSX hurts Zhang Fei
Sun Ce kills Zhang Fei
Lu Meng impales Guan Suo
Sima Yi scars Guan Yu
Sun Shang Xiang sliced Zhao Yun's face

Lu Meng subdivded Liu Biao

Gian Chan used his pike to attack Sima Yi twice

Gian Chan hurt Sima Yi twice

Righty, then let's give this another go ... BTW you've put Ling Tong in there twice

Zhou Yu kills Sima Shi

Yue Ying kills Sima Zhao

Sima Yi slashes Guan Yu open, with his fan

Sun Shang Xiang slices Jinhuan Sanje open.

WEI
Cao Bao
Cao Hong
Cao Shuang
Dian Wei
Sima Yi +2
Xiahou Xuan
Xiahou Wei
Xiahou Shang
Xiahou Huo
Zhen Ji

WU
Sun Ce +2
Sun Shang Xiang +10
Gan Ning +1
Huang Gai
Ling Tong
Lu Meng +4
Taishi Ci
Xiao Qiao +2
Da Qiao
Zhou Yu +2
Sun Luban
Sun Shao
Sun Shi
Sun Zhong
Sun Jiao

SHU
Ma Chao +5
Yue Ying +3

Dong Zhuo/Yellow Turban Alliance
Diao Chan
Meng Huo
Zhu Rong
Hua Man
Zuo Ci +1
Bao Sanniang
Cai Zhong
Chen Biao
Gongsun Fan
Gongsun Gong
Gongsun Du
Gongsun Yuan
Lü Kuang
Gian Chan +9

Defeated List:

Ma Chao killed Cao Cao
Gan Ning killed Cao Ren
Xiao Qiao shanked Sun Quan to death
Sun Shang Xiang bludgeoned Huang Zhong to death
Ma Chao impaled Pang De
Ma Chao impaled Cao Pi multiple times
Xiao Qiao decapitated Xiaoho Dun
Sun Shang Xiang mutilated Xiaoho Yuan's face
Guan Yu killed Zhou Tai
Zhang Fei killed Sun Jian
Sun Shang Xiang killed Zhuge Liang
Yue Ying killed Dong Zhou
Sun Shang Xiang slashed Liu Bei across the face causing death
Zhang Jiao burnt Zhang HE to a crisp
Zuo Ci forced Xu Chu to engage in cannibalism upon himself
Sun Ce bludgeoned Xing Cai
Sima Yi sliced open Liu Chan's neck
Guan Yu crushed Lu Bu
Zhang Fei cracked Diao Chan's skull
Gian Chan slashed Meng Huo to death
Gian Chan caused Zhu Rong the ultimate discomfort
Ma Chao kills Dian Wei
Gian Chan stabbed Zhang Liao
Sun Shang Xiang impaled Guan Xing
Sun Ce crushed Guan Ping's skull
Yue Ying killed He Jin
Zhou Yu killed Wei Yan
Sima Yi beheaded Jiang Wei
Sun Shang Xiang disembowled Pang Tong
Ma Chao beheaded Lu Xun
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 3-1 update
Zhao Yun atacked Liu Feng
Zhou Yu atacked Sun Kuang
Lu Meng wounded Ma Chao
Ma Chao slashes Zhang Jiao
Gian Chan burns Zhang Jiao
Sun Ce wounded Ma Chao
Ma Chao shot Cao Ang
Gian Chan pierces Yuan Shao
Lu Meng impales Liu Dai
SSX bleed out Ma Dai
Gian Chan sprayed Pang Tong
Gian Chan bedeaded Huangfu Song
SSX hurts Zhang Fei
Sun Ce kills Zhang Fei
Lu Meng impales Guan Suo
Sima Yi scars Guan Yu
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- 3-4 update
Sun Shang Xiang slices Zhao Yun's face open
Lu Meng subdivides Liu Biao.
Gian Chan used his pike to attack Sima Yi twice
Zhou Yu kills Sima Shi
Yue Ying kills Sima Zhao
Sima Yi slashes Guan Yu open, with his fan
Sun Shang Xiang slices Jinhuan Sanje open.

okay that should be right, someone want to check? and yes Sima Yi is at 2 cause he was at +3

then was atacked twice by Gian Chan, then Sima Yi killed Guan Yu

Zhou Yu kills Meng Huo

Sun Ce kills Zhu Rong

Gian Chan attacked Zou Ci twice for reasons unkown

Gian Chan killed Zou Ci

Zhen Ji kills Dian Wei

Sun Shang kills Hua Man

Sima Yi slashes Ma Chao across the face

Sima Yi hurls Ma Chao across the field with his musou.

Gian Chan said "I dont flirt with hoes"!

Gian CHan grabs a magical toy and stuck it where the sun never shone

Gian Chan killed Zhu ROng

jeffhardy141

Lol! That's just my kind of sick, twisted, sexist humor!

Gian Chan bursts through the door and sees Sun Shang Xiang knitting a quilt.

SSX: "The quilt you ordered is almost ready."

Gian walks over and inspects the nearly finished quilt.

GC: "This ain't the quilt I wanted biatch!" 

Gian smacks the s**t out of SSX and then proceeds to forcibly have his way with her.

GIAN CHAN hurts SUNSHANGXIANG

bwahahahah, let mortal kombat begin!

(oh why does it always have to be rape!?!)

As Gian Chan is leaving the now battered SSX, the hero Ma Chao arrives with the police...

MC: "Arrest that sick villain! In the name of JUSTICE!!!"

The cops pounce on Gian Chan, spraying him with pepper spray and beating him with their batons.

GC: "This is China! We don't arrest people for rape!"

MC: "Well, now we do! FOR JUSTICE!" 

MACHAO hurts GIAN CHAN

Sun Shang quickly turns her attention else where and attacks Diao Chan

Sun Shang kills Diao Chan

Zhen Ji kills Dian Wei

Calenmarwen

Say what? Maybe from AIDS, cause that b**** be trifilin...

After the battles in the Nanman Kingdom die down Meng Huo is lounging around at home for most days. At this point his eye begins to wander. He notices the exquisitely toned men in his midsts. "Should I? NO. No. I have a sexy wife.........but still......I'm the King. I'll just try it out. Just for experimentations sake! I have to live my life after all". Meng Huo bribes one of his man servants with lots of gold and is having his way with him when...........Zhu Rong walks in from hunting. The following scene cannot be described explicitly because minors may be watching.

 But in summary, Zhu Rong joins in and both Meng and her get syphyllis and die. The mysterious manservant was none other than Sun Zhong!!! (I bet no one saw that coming. Epic storytelling. Action, sex and betrayal. Yo Hollywood! You want my number? =D)

[QUOTE="Calenmarwen"]

Zhen Ji kills Dian Wei

Mr_Buttman

Say what? Maybe from AIDS, cause that b**** be trifilin...

Lol, what a sharp tongue you have, you get a Godzilla for that little bit of wit!!