The Trial of Mrs. PekaLady

As Much As It Pains the Emperor

I have decided to place Mrs. Dicklady under Arrest! 

Welcome fellow DWUers

to

The Trial of Mrs. Dicklady

Presiding over the Trial : The Honorable harden007 

 - (because he's got so much experience in these types of affairs)

Deffense Attorney for Mrs. Dicklady: Mr. Buttman

 - (because he invited her)

Prosecutor over this Trial: Victorious Fize (and anyone else who wants to play along)

 - (because his avatar is just so angry, and anyone else because it's gonna take a lot of firepower to beat Buttman!)

I expect a fair fight. No punches below the belt, and no name calling! :P

yeah right....

And not that the poll will effect the actual outcome of the Honorable Judge harden007, but the Emperor thinks a good old fashioned poll might be illuminating.

I hate her

I have an erotic thing for her, yet she's all over Buttman, and he's a dush  

Your Majesty, Your Excellency,

I believe you can all agree with me that the person in question, Mrs. Dick Lady, is a fat and disgusting piece of turd that needs to be get rid of.

For the average visitor, yes, she maybe a funny gimmick. But for one that browses the union daily while sometimes eating, she form a serious health risk, causing both a serious case of emesis and psychological trauma.

I plea to the people in power, and to Buttman, that we limit Dick Lady's presence to Hardy's inbox.

Thank you for your time.

Judgement in favor of the prosecution.

Mr. Fize, do you have any recommendations for the sentencing? 

YES, JUSTICE HAVE PREVAILED!

I recommend a sentence no lesser than capital punishment, or have her buttraped by Hardy in a thread where we force Buttman to watch. Otherwise, a judge's discretion is requested.

Hear Ye, hear ye!

Dicklady, I hereby sentence you to the following:

1. You are to be added to the Eunuchs/Concubines List as a Concubine, the greatest of shames.

2. You are to post a thread in which you will formally declair your "love" of buttman to be over for all time.

3. You are never to mention buttman ever again.

4. You are to change your avatar to this:

5. You are to change your sig to this:

6. As we cannot change your horrible username, we feel those images will be less **** disgusting to look at. 

7. More sentences will be proclaimed at a time for convenient to me. 

YES, JUSTICE HAVE PREVAILED!

I recommend a sentence no lesser than capital punishment, or have her buttraped by Hardy in a thread where we force Buttman to watch. Otherwise, a judge's discretion is requested.

Victorious_Fize

They're probably enjoying this, actually.

Gentlemen.

O.O

wow! that was quick and dirty!

:P

O.O

wow! that was quick and dirty!

:P

 

Bruneauinfo

hopefully we didn't just alienate Mr Buttman for 6 more months.

:shock: 

[QUOTE="Bruneauinfo"]

O.O

wow! that was quick and dirty!

:P

 

CptJSparrow

lol would have +rep'd that if it were possible. 

hopefully we didn't just alienate Mr Buttman for 6 more months.

:shock: 

Bruneauinfo

hopefully we didn't just alienate Mr Buttman for 6 more months.

:shock: 

Bruneauinfo

JK

John Kennedy  

yes, but being full of oneself and pretentious is part of the DWU motto!!

no! it makes us:

Golden Girls 

Uhh, you guys are gonna hate me for this. But about a week ago I might have accidentally slept with her.

I'm not sure what's she's planning on doing, but at least she's been quiet for now.

maybe it wasn't all she dreamed of! :P

jk

i'm sure she loved ever minute of it!

You all are being way to mean to her. As a doctor, and more importantly a human being, we should respect one another as we ourselves would like to be respected.

Also give yourself a pat on the back every once in a while. You deserve it buddy. :D

well what if we all hate ourselves and self-mutilate?! does that mean we should also hate peckalady and mutilate her too!?!?

:P okay, that was a BAD joke!

You all are being way to mean to her. As a doctor, and more importantly a human being, we should respect one another as we ourselves would like to be respected.

Also give yourself a pat on the back every once in a while. You deserve it buddy. :D

Dr_AssMaster

5 posts already Dr? 

BTW I must say, while I am no where near close to Steel's great sophism, I'm not to shabby for a first timer.

Well, I'm better than Hisagi, that's for sure. :P