The Factual Thread

Dwarves diggy diggy holesGenesis_123

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole! :D You read that in his voice didnt you ? :P 

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole! :D You read that in his voice didnt you ? :P 

AveryMarx

Every respectable yognaught should! :P 

Elves are sexier than Dwarves.sune_Gem

Elves can't dig holes... 

[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]Elves are sexier than Dwarves.Genesis_123

Elves can't dig holes... 

Elves contain vastly higher quantities of sexy though...

Elves contain vastly higher quantities of sexy though...

sune_Gem

True, they're also smarter and there are less alcoholics in the elven community. 

[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

Elves contain vastly higher quantities of sexy though...

Genesis_123

True, they're also smarter and there are less alcoholics in the elven community. 

Dwarves contain more epic though.

It was believed that there were no Female Dwarves and that they just sprang from the ground.AveryMarx

Or that the females also have beards and it's just hard to tell :P 

It was believed that there were no Female Dwarves and that they just sprang from the ground.AveryMarx

I love those films...

what about smurfina?

what about smurfina?

Sandulf29

If she wasn't so small, I'd smurf that and then smurf her smurf with a battery-powered smurf and smurf chains with smurf-gags and other such smurfs.

[QUOTE="Sandulf29"]

what about smurfina?

Genesis_123

If she wasn't so small, I'd smurf that and then smurf her smurf with a battery-powered smurf and smurf chains with smurf-gags and other such smurfs.

I thought chibi things were inSandulf29

They may be, but she's still very small to actually do anything with... 

what about smurfina?
 

Sandulf29

I thought she was called Smurfette or something.

[QUOTE="Sandulf29"]

what about smurfina?
 

sune_Gem

I thought she was called Smurfette or something.

Cats can survive a fall at their max falling speed.  Was proven by throwing 10 cats from the 23rd story.

3 were lost, 2 badly injured, 3 moderatly injured, 1 dead and 1 COMPLETELY INTACT! :shock:

Some users here enjoying fapping to ponies.

I think I'm getting tired of my own meme now.

what about smurfina?

 

Sandulf29

[QUOTE="Sandulf29"]

what about smurfina?

 

Overlord93

I worry for there species as a whole! I think they need genetic engineering in order for the male/female birth ratio to be more even!

Infact, the same could be said for ponies to a lesser degree, they're like 85% female...

I worry for there species as a whole! I think they need genetic engineering in order for the male/female birth ratio to be more even!

Infact, the same could be said for ponies to a lesser degree, they're like 85% female...

sune_Gem

[spoiler] Sounds like the kaka tribe from Blazblue [/spoiler]

[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

I worry for there species as a whole! I think they need genetic engineering in order for the male/female birth ratio to be more even!

Infact, the same could be said for ponies to a lesser degree, they're like 85% female...

Genesis_123

That tribe in Blazblue(HTML error)

[spoiler] That one with the catgirls? Man, if they don't keep to themselves, everyone's going to be dating them. They're so irrestiable with their cute red eyes! [/spoiler]

I know smurfs (It's SCHTROUMPFS!!! I hate dumb translations :x)  And there are actually 2 females  There's schtroumpfette (smurfina) and Sasette (IDK the name in english).

As the only female smurf....I worry for her.Overlord93

I know smurfs (It's SCHTROUMPFS!!! I hate dumb translations :x)  And there are actually 2 females  There's schtroumpfette (smurfina) and Sasette (IDK the name in english).

Wetty01

:P

I know it's hard to prounounce, but it's something like this:

shhhh-true-mpffffs 

shtroomphs huh?.......sounds more like a verb than a nounSandulf29

Well, if you read the books, you'll know that it is both, and probably more. :P 

actually I haven't. might check it out sometime but then I would be reading it in English so again it would be lost in translationSandulf29

I think not actually, since all they really have to do is change schtroupfs to smurf so there would be smurfing as a verb, and smurf as a noun, really, they just put the smurf word everywhere. :P

Aux99 posted "Gamespot is a website" in the wrong thread :PGenesis_123

:lol: I just noticed that

sune is wet for dragonsSandulf29

You're looking at many grown men filling a union about ponies.

I am a Spartan.

I'm the Goddamn Batman.

I will kill you armed only with headphones and an Adele CD.

I'm going to get hired by some bigwig company. Since I'm Bruce Wayne, I'm pretty much coming back from China right to my own company. My name is a giant word on a downtown building, and there's nothing you can do.

I stroll into parties with two women who can't keep their hands off of my face.

I don't know where Joker is.

[QUOTE="Sandulf29"]sune is wet for dragonsChrisSpartan117

I DIDN'T

EVEN

POST IT!

[QUOTE="Sandulf29"]sune is wet for dragonsChrisSpartan117

You're looking at many grown men filling a union about ponies.

I am a Spartan.

I'm the Goddamn Batman.

I will kill you armed only with headphones and an Adele CD.

I'm going to get hired by some bigwig company. Since I'm Bruce Wayne, I'm pretty much coming back from China right to my own company. My name is a giant word on a downtown building, and there's nothing you can do.

I stroll into parties with two women who can't keep their hands off of my face.

I don't know where Joker is.

 

ChrisSpartan117

.........oh wait now.....u mocking Batman? o_O Permission denied! 

[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"][QUOTE="Sandulf29"]sune is wet for dragonssune_Gem

I DIDN'T

EVEN

POST IT!

but you fapped to it

McNob is such a funny name.

hahaha McNob.

[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"][QUOTE="Sandulf29"]sune is wet for dragonsSandulf29

You're looking at many grown men filling a union about ponies.

I am a Spartan.

I'm the Goddamn Batman.

I will kill you armed only with headphones and an Adele CD.

I'm going to get hired by some bigwig company. Since I'm Bruce Wayne, I'm pretty much coming back from China right to my own company. My name is a giant word on a downtown building, and there's nothing you can do.

I stroll into parties with two women who can't keep their hands off of my face.

I don't know where Joker is.

 

ChrisSpartan117

.........oh wait now.....u mocking Batman? o_O Permission denied! 

I don't give my permission to spread lies anyway! :evil: