Favorite Quote's

[QUOTE="Itachieyes12"]"Assassin's Creed takes place in some weird parallel universe version of the 12th century holy land where all the major cities are within 5 minutes drive of each other and follows the adventures of Altair, a member of a secret order of assassins who possesses a rather anomalous American accent. Only thats' a lie, the game is actually about some **** in the future kidnapped by a rival in the biggest **** competition who forces him to relive the genetic memories of his 12th century ancestors." - Yahtzee, ZPYouKnowWho5

i love zero puctuation

There you go. :P-Katsuri-

Got to love that movie.:P

*Giggle*

But you can call me V.-V

"I want the truth!"

"You can't handle the truth!"

"So by my calculations, I have mathematically proven that Soul Calibur IV cannot possibly be fun for anyone. When you get right down to it, it's more like a toolset than a game; a disjointed pile of game modes with no real structure, purpose or clear ending, a bunch of dollies and accessories that you pick up and smack together in pretend fights while doing the voices and throaty a capella sound effects." Yahtzee, ZP on Soul Calibur IV

Too Human is my favorite kind of game to review because it's bad. None of that wishy-washy mediocrity where I have to admit that the soundtrack was nice or that the gameplay was slightly more entertaining than lacerating my gums on the edge of a rusty tin. This just is all bad, all the time, to the degree where it starts getting rather worrying. It makes me wonder if anyone actually took time out to play it before release, because there seem to be more issues than pixels.

GOOD!...now we can fight as warriors. Hand-to-hand, it is the basis of all combat. Only a FOOL trust his life to a weapon!!!-Gray Fox

Get rid of that nickel-plated sissy gun and get a Glock.-Tommy L. Jones

Deadpool: Black Widow, I feel like I've known you to ask are you gaining weight?

Deadpool from Marvel:Ultimate Alliance, funny guy:lol:

Deadpool: Black Widow, I feel like I've known you to ask are you gaining weight?

Deadpool from Marvel:Ultimate Alliance, funny guy:lol:

Curtis1560

Lol, that he is.

LIQUID!!!!! BROTHER!!!!!!!!-Solid Snake

F*** YOU DUDE the worlds greatest super hero

F*** YOU DUDE: stop with that tv!

Criminal: why?

F*** YOU DUDE: F*** YOU!!!!

Criminal: ......ok.

F*** YOU DUDE the worlds greatest super hero

F*** YOU DUDE: stop with that tv!

Criminal: why?

F*** YOU DUDE: F*** YOU!!!!

Criminal: ......ok.

YouKnowWho5

Who said that? Who the f*ck said that!? Who's the slimy little communist sh*t, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f*cking godmother said it. Out-f*cking-standing! I will PT you all until you f*cking die! I'll PT you until your assh*les are sucking buttermilk!

Who said that? Who the f*ck said that!? Who's the slimy little communist sh*t, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f*cking godmother said it. Out-f*cking-standing! I will PT you all until you f*cking die! I'll PT you until your assh*les are sucking buttermilk!

Jing16

Hahahaha! :lol:

I dont think any of you will figure out what that is from.

Hahahaha! :lol:

I dont think any of you will figure out what that is from.

Jing16

"Life...dreams...hope...Where do they come from? And where do they go? Such meaningless things...I'll destroy them all!" - Kefka Palazzo
rocketfox129

"i am the senate"

"UNLIMITED PPPPOOOOOOWWWEEEERRRR"

"Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"-Katsuri-

Pure awesomeness.

The only thing I ever did in my life was fight. But at least I always fought for what I believed in.-Gray Fox

Bother, wicked brother
Spilling the infidel's blood across the land
Killing for Religion
Something I don't understand

Fools like me
Who've crossed the sea
And invaded foreign lands

It's a shame they chose the wrong belief
So we will kill them on God's command

The country that's divided
Surely will not stand

The end is near
It's crystal clear
That genocide is part of God's master plan
Don't look now, to Israel
The next Holocaust might be in your homeland

Holy Wars

"Snake, we're not tools of the government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing.....the onlything I was good at."-Katsuri-

MGS QUOTES PWN ALL!!!!!!!!

Yes we will fight with our bare hands, it is how a true soldier fights. Only a fool trust his life to a weapon.-Gray Fox

Naomi: Well, if you come back in one piece, maybe I'll let you do a strip search on me.
Solid Snake: I'll hold you to that, doctor. -Katsuri-

Greatest..........MGS.......quote....ever.

The system is mine!!!!-Liquid Ocelot

"This is the LADIES bathroom." - Meryl

@Kat: You like psycho clown too?

"Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life knowing that they must someday die? Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?"

"I will create a monument to non-existance"

"You sound like chapters for a self-help booklet!"

"Run, Run or you'll be well done!"

- Kefka Palazzo

@Foxy: He's the best vallian. Ever. :P

"These recon jobs are the pits! ...AHEM! There's SAND on my boots!"

" 'Wait', he says... Do I look like a waiter?"

"Why do you build, knowing destruction is inevitable? Why do you yearn to live, knowing all things must die?"

I've only read about him but I form what I've read I already like him more than any of FF's other villains

"Son of a submariner!"

"Hee Hee! Nothing cna beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!"

"Circle of fire
My baptism of joy
And also my end, it seems
The seven lambs slain
And the book of Life opens before me

I will pray for you
Someday I may return
Don't cry for me
Nirvana is where I go

Living on a razor's edge
Balancing on a ledge
Living on a razor's edge
You know, You know
The Evil that men do lives on and on(x5)"- The Evil That Men Do

@Foxy: He has alot of lagendary quotes, some which makes you really think hard while others are just plain silly. :P

"And have you found your "joy" in this nearly dead world of ours?"

"I'd say you're all charged up, boys and girls...or whatever... Say, remind me to show you my Magicite collection someday! You might see a few familiar faces!!! Now for a little Magicite hocus-pocus...!"

"Now I fear you've outlived your usefulness....."

I like that he's not mysterious like the other villains, he's always in your face

Peace is but a shadow of Death,
Desperate to forget its painful past,
Though we hope for promising years,
After shedding a thousand tears,
Yesterday's sorrow constantly nears,
And while the moon shines blue,
By dawn, it will turn a scarlet hue.
- Kuja

He and Kuja are my favorites, I don't see how most people just go with Sephy for best villain, even if he's cool too he's a bit over cliche.

"The weak lose their freedom to the strong. Such is the way of the strong. And it is the providence of nature that only the strong survive. That's why I needed strength. I learned of powers that would daunt even him... over ten years ago. Such a long time... Now my forces are ready to strike!" -Kuja