*Trumpets blare and Barragan stands at a balcony a long ways from the ground and grunts*
People! Soldiers! Bretheren! I have returned to you! *Waves like the Queen of England*
*Fraccion cheering* HAIL, KING BARRAGAN!!!!!
*Stays his hand and gestures across the desert* I have returned to you bearing tidings! I have searched far and wide! Scoured the sand! Descended into the abyss! Ascended beyond the heavens!
*Fraccion cheering again* HAIL, KING BARRAGAN!!!!!
And... *Barragan harrumphs loudly* ...And I have returned to you...And I have brought back...
*A Fraccion brings a large covered platter to Barragan*
*Barragan raises the platter high* A magnificent thing! *Takes the cover off to reveal Ebbon and Shouhi amongst splintered remains of some unknown object*
*Long, awkward silence* ......
*Ebbon and Shouhi look around innocently*
*Shouhi tilts her head to the side* Is this part of the game?
*Ebbon blinkblinks* I have no clue. I just know you held your breath the longest. :o
*Barragan stares* THEY'RE NOT DEAD?!!!!!
*Ebbon* Of course we're not dead. We simply passed out and continued to remain unconscious. It's like the Quiet Game.
*Shouhi nods* Only this is the No Breath Game. I won. :3
*Ebbon smirks and nods* Yup you won. How much chocolate is that?
*Shouhi* Two lifetimes. :3
*Barragan's eye twitches with a vein in his temple throbbing* .....
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