How would you survive a zombie apocalypse! (the real 2012)

As you all know by now we are all going to die in 2012! (It is true I saw it in a movie!),
but it is not by natural disasters, it is because an EVIL corporation were playing with a virus and now people are turning to ZOMBIES! But we are experts in fighting the "dead" and we are prepared.

So what will you do?

Will you run around screaming or fight back against doomsday? What tips can you give to the survivors? And what part will be the hardest about the apocalypse?

I gotta admit,i laugh when i saw this thread and that pic.

First i would stock up on ammo from a ammunition store and then gather any remaining surivivors that would be close by while shooting my way through a parade of zombies.Would head back afterwards to the ammunition store and let every survivor get hold of a weapon so they can defend themselves with.I would then call souleater and ask him WTF is going on here?and whats the plan?.My story would end there for now.

Lol, haha. I will defiantly just try to survive, gather the survivors and try to reach a safe place. Start a new life there, and just try to keep the virus out of town.

The first thing would be gathering  is weapons as well, and big trucks/cars. We need transportation and we need to fight back the horde.
And then I would learn the other survivors simple things as: Remember if you get in close combat, knives don't need reloading.  But try to keep your distance and wear tight clothes, so there is a less chance of them grabbing you.

The part that will be the hardest is properly the feeling of constant sadness, with family and friends dying and constantly be reminded of death.

"Remember if you get in close combat, knives don't need reloading",that was a good one,lol.Anyway yeah,hardest part would be several people dieing but we ended up saving a good bit of them when you come to pick me up in that van.

I'd get a monster truck,tons of guns,tons of ammo,and alot of sharp swords.

I'd start running over zombies with the monster truck,followed by shooting them in the head.After I run out of ammo,and my monster truck runs out of fuel,I'D START CHOPPING THEM ALL IN HALF WITH MY SWORDS :twisted: Then,I'd make the remaining zombies play crappy games until they die of boredom,or shoot themselves.

Oh,and then I'd cut some of my skin off,throw it towards the zombies,wait until they're all trying to get the skin,and then I'd pull a rocket laucher out of no where and blow them up :P

"Oh,and then I'd cut some of my skin off,throw it towards the zombies,wait until they're all trying to get the skin,and then I'd pull a rocket laucher out of no where and blow them up "-It was turning out good until you said this part which was kinda disturbing.

Not a very big piece of skin :P I have plenty of scabs(I trip and fall onto my yard alot),so I could just peel one of those off :P Disturbing,but it'd work.And it would be a small sacrafice :D

Or I could use someone else's skin :twisted:

Utility Vehicle with a full tank of gas? Check.
Raided the department store for supplies? Check.
Stopped by the Gun store for a butt-load of weaponry? Check.
Radio just in case of plausible evacs? Check.
Some friends and family to take on the road? Check.

Kicking undead a** just like in ZOMBIELAND? Priceless.

Utility Vehicle with a full tank of gas? Check.
Raided the department store for supplies? Check.
Stopped by the Gun store for a butt-load of weaponry? Check.
Radio just in case of plausible evacs? Check.
Some friends and family to take on the road? Check.

Kicking undead a** just like in ZOMBIELAND? Priceless.

Drew0313

lol,Damn drew,where do you get your jokes from man?

Wait,I got a new idea.

Let them play a 360,and make it RED RING.Their head's will explode :P

Ide use my gopherchucks. F'in A.