Parody

Sometimes when I have writers block I come up with Parody Songs (think Wierd Al). Here are two of them. If you like them tell me and I'll search around for the others :)

Small Parody of Hellrazor - Ozzy Osbourne

Coffee and an egg roll, around the world for a rocky road, sometimes the pizzas so tough, I've eaten my fill, I've had enough.

Some people say fast food is bad for my health, but sometimes I get hungry. Outt'a control I eat chocolate, chips and a puréed sausage roll. Cause diets are for losers!

Hamburger-er, or chicken and chips, Hamburger-er it gets salt on your lips, hamburger (slight pause) with extra cheese sauce too!

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You can find this on my bioware blog: This is a parody of Green Day's American idiot, and Mass Effect.

You need to have heard American Idiot for this to make any sence.

Don't wanna be an Batarian idiot.

Don't want a nation under the Hegemony

And can you hear the sound of Indoctrination?

The subliminal mind screw Biological.

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Welcome to a new kind of tension.

All across the Presidium.

Where everything isn't meant to be okay.

DLC dreams of tomorrow.

Sheps the one we're meant to follow.

All the council does is argue.

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Well maybe I'm the liberal Alliance.

I'm not a part of a Terran agenda.

Now Cerberus do the propaganda.

And sing along to the age of Reaper.

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Welcome to a new kind of tension.

All across the Presidium.

Where everything isn't meant to be okay.

DLC dreams of tomorrow.

Sheps the one we're meant to follow.

All the council does is argue.

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Don't wanna be an Batarian idiot

One nation controlled by the Hegemony.

Indoctrination age of hysteria.

It's calling out to the idiot council.

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Welcome to a new kind of tension.

All across the Presidium.

Where everything isn't meant to be okay.

DLC dreams of tomorrow.

Shep's the one you're meant to follow.

For all the council do is argue

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You can post your own if you've got them :)

I like Weird Al.ArmoredCore55

[QUOTE="ArmoredCore55"]I like Weird Al.FireSpirit117

So do I :), but do you want more of my wacky songs?

Well I'm going to try one last time to make ya'll laugh.

This song I have published before and a lot of people loved it, but as before here is a warning about it:

To any one living in Alabama this is a PARODY. I don't really believe you are going to marry your kin. Also I have nothing against hillbillies (don't really know that much about you)I just needed a rhyme near the end and the Beverly-Hillbillies were on, so it gave me the idea.

All that said if you are offended let me know and I will take it down.

BTW I love the original.

Sweet Home In Alabama

Sweet home in Alabama grey sky's blank out the blue.

Living in tornado ally, no mater how you see it were all screwed.

I sat down in the outhouse, the wind blew up I don't kid you.

It flung me far across the Mississippi.

And so began the tale of the flying loo.

Sweet home in Alabama comin' home to my kin.

Ended up marring my sister, hillbilly life it's oh so true.

Well uncle Bob made the moonshine, it picks me up when I'm feeling Blue.

We also use it to run our truck and clean rust off the barn door too.

Sweet home in Alabama, oh sweet home, grey sky's blank out the blue.

Livin' on a coast of cyclones, no mater how you see it were all screwed.

Lonely Island is pretty good too. I can't listen to American Pie, i just think Sage Begins from Weird AlThe_Last_Ride

Wrong thread! I wrote these.