Last person to post here WINs (OT Forum Game)

The concept is simple and the title is self explanatory.

I will explain it anyway.

The last person to post in this thread wins. (usual posting rules apply) Wins what? I hear you ask.

The prize on offer would astound you if you knew of it.

I dare not say exactly what you will win, for fear of undesirable sorts breaking into my house in an attempt to steal the prize.

Yes. It is that good. The best example of its kind that I have ever seen.

So good that I am a little unwilling to give it away, so I will be posting frequently in an attempt to claim the prize for myself.

Only I know when the thread shall close. I will not be in control of when it closes.

As a hint as to when it will close lets just say that planetary alignment is involved.

(if anyone wants to jazz this up a little with graphics/piccies etc then please do so)

Any questions?

Interesting...

Excellent, I'm winning so far.

And now you are not.

That is the beauty of this game

Curses!

Oh wait...now I'm winning again.

That is it snake, I see you have gotten your head around the complex rules of this game.

Perhaps "spot prizes" should be introduced for regular posting.

How is the weather round your way? Glorious sunshine, same as here I guess?

It took a while, but repeated studying of the phrase 'last poster' allowed me to understand the rules.

The sunshine is not quite glorious, but it's there and it's quite warm. At last, I was getting tired of Winter >_>

Now I am the WINRAR.

SRSLY folks I gotta stop this. I am starting to get confused.

Seems a little drastic.

Conversely if you do become "an hero" then you won't WIN this thread. Or maybe you will. Perhaps it will be closed as a mark of respect. Seems a high price to pay though and the magnificent prize would have to go to the penultimate poster.

How will the thread ever end though? Officers can post in locked threads, so even after the lock is set and WIN is giving, can it not be taken away just as quickly by an officer who posts?

Unless the Leader removes that officer ability, to which then he could just as easily be the only winner.

It's a conspiracy!

SILENCE!

Don't tell anyone but the idea is that the thread never closes, yet people continue to post, in the hope of winning the fictitious prize.

O SHI-

Genius.

I'm winning again.

Look, how many times, you are not winning I am.

Try to keep it under you officer hat (still not got mine yet) about the prize not existing.

Oh but I beg to differ...

My lips are sealed, or keyboard, somehow.

Lets just hope no one reads the posts above.

On a bit different note; addam encouraged picture/graphic posting. So here it is.

BTW. Does anybody know where I could get hold of this still in a better quality? 'Cause I've been looking in various places and I can't find nuthin'.

So you've decided to create a thread of this nature have you?

~Though you were assigned domain over such threads..they are still to go through the Leader until the Rules are updated. I doubt IQ will care so continue please. I need to get a hold of the likely busy (Mother's Day) AIG.

The hell you are!

On a more sane note, I agree. While simple and at its base meaningless, this thread does have a somewhat limitless potential to become a more inane, yet still quite entertaining, Off-Topic thread.

Back off FMM, I asked first. If thee is a procedure to follow, I will do so.

anyway, you are all just jealous because I am winning.

NEIN!

~NAO WUT?

CheckMATE

Oh...wait...

So you've decided to create a thread of this nature have you?

~Though you were assigned domain over such threads..they are still to go through the Leader until the Rules are updated. I doubt IQ will care so continue please.

fightmastermax

Check your facts GMG, I ran the idea by I.Q first.

With the continued postings I guess no one has realised the prize is nonexistent.

That's a relief

[QUOTE="fightmastermax"]

So you've decided to create a thread of this nature have you?

~Though you were assigned domain over such threads..they are still to go through the Leader until the Rules are updated. I doubt IQ will care so continue please.

addaminsain

Check your facts GMG, I ran the idea by I.Q first.

With the continued postings I guess no one has realised the prize is nonexistent. A DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH!(add in breying noise).

That's a relief

the illusion is complete.

Mwahahahaahahhahahaha!

~Illusion... like in that one show, where this person uses weather to fight, and they make MIRAGES. Was wacky as hell. I guess you had to be there though. InfernoPirate

On a side note, I'm winning again.

Aaah, but is the illusion that there is an illusion, or that there is no illusion. The answer is elusive.

WTF? that made little to no sense, yet still it means I am winning.

Alucard: you mentioned Sean Connery impresions earlier. The one impression almost everyone can do. The easy way to do it is just to say "Mish Moneypenny".

I am opening the floor to impressions, heres my Arnie

*ahem*

"I'll be back".

What do you think? Good eh?

Marks out of ten?

Aaah, but is the illusion that there is an illusion, or that there is no illusion. The answer is elusive.

WTF? that made little to no sense, yet still it means I am winning.

Alucard: you mentioned Sean Connery impresions earlier. The one impression almost everyone can do. The easy way to do it is just to say "Mish Moneypenny".

I am opening the floor to impressions, heres my Arnie

*ahem*

"I'll be back".

What do you think? Good eh?

Marks out of ten?

addaminsain

Any requests regarding what you want me to say?

Or would you rather something more visual? I can do the dance he did in Fatboy Slims "Weapon of Choice" vid.

"I got a feva and the only prescription is more cowbell."

- Bruce Dickinson

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"Cryptic Metaphor"

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174IQ

"Do you seriously think, this is ****ing fair?"

~"As a matter of fact, it isn't"

"Do you seriously think, this is ****ing fair?"

~"As a matter of fact, it isn't"

fightmastermax

"It's just like one of my Japanese Animes!"

~DO IT!

It is my ass talkingaddaminsain