Witty Caption Contest V2

Be steadfast Soulxxx, I'm sure that one day God will choose to release you from the Nubian Ball Pit of Despair and let you frolic in the Fields of Bandzorz. So remain faithfull and full of faith and you may yet be the leet one that the prophecies spoke of. ( but thats the most unlikely thing to happen that I have eaver made up )etrnalconundrum

RESULTS

curlfro: 3 votes (10pts)

DevilMayCry85 & yeareach: 2 votes

gregerz_2468,Tyrant-666, InfernoPirate, Zendoros & etrnalconundrum: 1 vote

Kratos: It seems you've got an eyelash in your eye, I'll just get that out...

Until my editing powers are restored to full you'll have to tally the points in the thread opener post yourself curlfro (award round 15 to yourself and receive 10pts).

~Enjoy

Until my editing powers are restored to full you'll have to tally the points in the thread opener post yourself curlfro (award round 15 to yourself and receive 10pts).

~Enjoy

the-creeper

VOTING STARTS FOR PICTURE/ROUND #16
Caption entries are closed now.  Time to vote. 

the-creeper: 

Kratos: PAIN TAX!!

Cyclops: My Eye!  I NEED that for things! 

gregerz_2468:

Kratos: It seems you've got an eyelash in your eye, I'll just get that out...

etrnalconundrum:

Cyclops: Can I join the Ginyu Force?
Kratos: NO!

DevilMayCry85: Kratos: He never saw it coming

yeareach: Cyclops (yawning): "Is that the best you can do?"

curlfro: Cyclops: "Yeah Kratos, I'm pretty sure you have a prostate problem."

InfernoPirate:  

Cyclops: OH GOOOD!!!

Kratos: Oh, sorry about that, I'm new to this whole hair-cutting thing

lvlUNE3B: Cyclops: Where is my eyeball?

Soulxxx: Kratos: Now, how does that Imp do it?

You can vote twice for any two diferrent entries

I vote for Soulxxx and etrnalconundrum

~GTFITT guys

InfernoPirate and the-creeper

BTW why does InfernoPirate have 2 entries?

InfernoPirate and the-creeper

BTW why does InfernoPirate have 2 entries?

gregerz_2468

Because I missed one of the entries during editing/posting.

~Happens

RESULTS

the-creeper: 5 votes (10pts)

Kratos (reading  fashion Magazine): HEY!!!!! My skirt is NOT out of style!!!

D**n you DMC you took mine well ill post min just gimmie a sec. i cant use my ginyu force one for this one

alright i got it

Kratos:[to crowd, off screen]Two years ago today, this amazing game came out on shelves. And now, we proud few gathere here as a people brought together by its message! [some applause] Fellow fans of David Jaffe, our numbers have grown and now, together, we have the power to change the world! [the crowd applauds] Now I believe we should take to the streets and march in unwavering support of this important game!

Man 2: What a great idea!

Man 3: It'll be like a parade!

Man 4: Good idea!

Kratos: And as we march for God of War we should also voice our support! So, when I say "Es ist Zeit für Säuberung," you all chant back "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten."

Man 1: What does that mean, dear?

Man 5: Oh, I think it's Greek. You know, like in the game.

Man 2: Ooo, Greek. Cool.

Crowd: Neato! That'll be awesome. Great!

Man 5: What was our Greek line again?

Kratos:[pounds the table a few times] Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!!

Crowd:[repeats] Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

Kratos: Es ist Zeit für Rache!

Crowd: Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

Woman: This is fun! [smiles]

Kratos:[starts marching] All right, everyone! Forward, march! [they all move forward] Es ist Zeit für Rache!

Crowd: Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

Kratos: Es ist Zeit für Rache!

Crowd: Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

Kratos: Nice. 

(This is a South Park refference incase no one knows)

Nice Eternal

~Longest entry EVAR

Kratos is reading a book, it could be anything - porn, a novel, or a speech. That's how it relates to the picture, BTW.

Wow, thats one weird episode...

The voting should've been opened by now right?

dont wory GMG ill take care of it,

GMG's entry: Kratos: This isn't Playboy!..This isn't Playboy at all!!

Soul's entry: "How to stick your head back on in 3 simple steps"

Gregerz' entry: Narrator: Every time Kratos lent a book to Zeus it comes back with the pages stuck together...

Muneeb's entry: Kratos: Finally the 18+ magazine is in my hands!

DMC85's entry: Kratos: Klaatu barada N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

Jacks Secret's entry: Kratos: Aha! I now have the ultimate power! I have acquired... THE ORANGE PEKING DUCK RECIPE!!!!!

Curlfro's entry: Kratos: "I've made it through through the Desert of Lost Souls, climbed the Cliffs of Madness, defeated Pandora's Guardian, and now, this book will tell me where to find Pandora's Box.

Written in Book: April Fools! luv, Pandora : P

Kratos: "God Damnit Pandora!."

GoW 1990's entry: Kratos (reading fashion Magazine): HEY!!!!! My skirt is NOT out of style!!!

Eternal Connundrum's entry: Kratos: [to crowd, off screen]Two years ago today, this amazing game came out on shelves. And now, we proud few gathere here as a people brought together by its message! [some applause] Fellow fans of David Jaffe, our numbers have grown and now, together, we have the power to change the world! [the crowd applauds] Now I believe we should take to the streets and march in unwavering support of this important game!

Man 2: What a great idea!

Man 3: It'll be like a parade!

Man 4: Good idea!

Kratos: And as we march for God of War we should also voice our support! So, when I say "Es ist Zeit für Säuberung," you all chant back "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten."

Man 1: What does that mean, dear?

Man 5: Oh, I think it's Greek. You know, like in the game.

Man 2: Ooo, Greek. Cool. Crowd: Neato! That'll be awesome. Great!

Man 5: What was our Greek line again?

Kratos: [pounds the table a few times] Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!!

Crowd: [repeats] Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

Kratos: Es ist Zeit für Rache!

Crowd: Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

Woman: This is fun! [smiles]

Kratos: [starts marching] All right, everyone! Forward, march! [they all move forward] Es ist Zeit für Rache!

Crowd: Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

Kratos: Es ist Zeit für Rache!

Crowd: Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten.

Kratos: Nice.

Yeareach's entry:  Kratos (trying to read): "ZEUS!! You know I don't speak Spanish! In English, please!"

VOTE NOW!!!