100 Ways on How to Die in DOTD

We don't know, it just was. It's still the best one so far!!! bd0g5

50.) Spyro and Cynder are like "Yo!" and Malefor is like "Yo!!!" and then Sparx is like "Yo!!!!!!" and then Hunter is like "Yo!!!" and then Ignitus is like "Yo!!!"SOADjoe19

[QUOTE="bd0g5"]We don't know, it just was. It's still the best one so far!!! SOADjoe19

50.) Spyro and Cynder are like "Yo!" and Malefor is like "Yo!!!" and then Sparx is like "Yo!!!!!!" and then Hunter is like "Yo!!!" and then Ignitus is like "Yo!!!"SOADjoe19

Man, it wasn't the single #50 that made me laugh, it was all the replies to it after, and how it just kept snowballing lol and I totaly know how they die... the whole sudden introduction of spaming "Yo" in Spyro's world just causes the fabric of reality to tear apart and the universe just implodes.

:lol:

58. While in Mario's world, after bloating to about five times their origianal size from eating all those bon-bons, they both get stuck in a green tube and starve.

OH MY GOD!!!!

jk jk

60) Spyro and Cynder Approach a large hole. She stands on the edge looking down. Spyro laughs to himself and when she asks "what's so funny?", he randomly shouts, "THIS... IS... SPYRO!!!". And then kicks her down the hole dead. Spyro starts rolling on the floor laughing, and rolls into the hole aswell. LowndesUK

HAHA!!! ROFL!!! that was good.

Im afraid i dont understand the twilight one....

^ You should've played The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, my previous post was taking place in that Zelda game.

62. Spyro tries to kiss Cynder, and accidently kisses Malefor, who's like "Cynder's mine now! Get over it!", and he gets it on with Cynder. Spyro yells "WTF!?!?!?" and he explodes, and the world explodes too.

CHEAP GAME OVER!!!:P

^ You should've played The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, my previous post was taking place in that Zelda game.

62. Spyro tries to kiss Cynder, and accidently kisses Malefor, who's like "Cynder's mine now! Get over it!", and he gets it on with Cynder. Spyro yells "WTF!?!?!?" and he explodes, and the world explodes too.

CHEAP GAME OVER!!!:P

9weerwolf

Lets alter that a bit:
63) Spyro tries to kiss Cynder, and accidently kisses Malefor. After realising, he jumps away going, "Oh God!!!", Malefor looks down at him, winks and says, "Does tonight sound good?". Spyro is frozen with shock, and for no reason, his head randomly explodes. All of a sudden, a press 'x' symbol appears beneath Cynder, she looks down at it like "WTF?", and then a big red cross appears on it, and for no reason, a Golem's hand squashes her.

LMAO, I soooo, forgot about this topic, 63, all right good job ppl, we're more than half way there HAHA~!!

64) Spyro and Cynder happen to spontaneously combust at the same time

Speaking of DOTD and dying; i might be strange but, am i the only one that would like to see what happens after getting cushed by the Golem's hand? I'm thinking purple and blue bug splats XD

64) Spyro and Cynder happen to spontaneously combust at the same time

Speaking of DOTD and dying; i might be strange but, am i the only one that would like to see what happens after getting cushed by the Golem's hand? I'm thinking purple and blue bug splats XD

LowndesUK

Depends, well, it depends if only one of them get's crushed, it'd be inevitable that the other would go psycotic with rage and Malefore would be dead in 4.25 seconds, the golem in 1.32, and that'd make for a very short game. C'mon you've all see Dark Spyro from DOTD in the 4 seconds he's on screen you can tell he'd make anyone soil themselves if they met face to face, same with Dark Cynder. K, well, maybe not Dark Cynder, she's too hot to scare me.

65: Malefor tells Spyro that the Philips got the rights of the Spyro series, they're going to revive the CD-I and announce a Spyro game for the CD-I. Spyro goes insane, killing EVERY single character in the Spyro and L.O.S series, and then, when Spyro's using drugs in some random temple, a hand of the Golem grabs our purple hero and the Golem eats Spyro! "Hmm, tastes like plums!" says the golem.

 WTF!?!? BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

66. Spyro flames Obam and secret services shoot him in the head. OUCH!

68: In the cutscene where Ignitus is supposed to sacrifice himself, he's making a path through the flames. Spyro goes "Screw this, this takes to f-ing long!" and decides to fly through the flames. "SPYRO NO!!!" both Cynder and Ignitus shout but our purple hero's too stubborn and flew through the flames anyway. On the other way, Spyro arrives in the Burned Lands as a fried chicken.

9werewolf's doing a happy dance 'cuz Ignitus is'nt dead, but then he realizes that his childhood hero, Spyro is dead and he yells:

WTF!?!?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Universe explodes*

68: In the cutscene where Ignitus is supposed to sacrifice himself, he's making a path through the flames. Spyro goes "Screw this, this takes to f-ing long!" and decides to fly through the flames. "SPYRO NO!!!" both Cynder and Ignitus shout but our purple hero's too stubborn and flew through the flames anyway. On the other way, Spyro arrives in the Burned Lands as a fried chicken.

9werewolf's doing a happy dance 'cuz Ignitus is'nt dead, but then he realizes that his childhood hero, Spyro is dead and he yells:

WTF!?!?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Universe explodes*

9weerwolf

Ummm... not sure what to say about that one! lol.

^ I'm not going to lie to you, Sputnick, I have a literaly INSANE imagination, no joke. That previous post of mine contains a bit of my imagination, but compared to the rest of my fantasy, that post was a dive into a flowerfield. (Yes, my imagination is scary/freaky at times, y'know.)

69: Spyro finds out that Cynder's dating with Red, the fallen dragon, who teases our purple hero. Spyro turns emo, and lets the Destroyer go around the world, so that it explodes. Before the world is destroyed, Spyro yells "WHAT THE FU-", game over:P 

68: In the cutscene where Ignitus is supposed to sacrifice himself, he's making a path through the flames. Spyro goes "Screw this, this takes to f-ing long!" and decides to fly through the flames. "SPYRO NO!!!" both Cynder and Ignitus shout but our purple hero's too stubborn and flew through the flames anyway. On the other way, Spyro arrives in the Burned Lands as a fried chicken.

9werewolf's doing a happy dance 'cuz Ignitus is'nt dead, but then he realizes that his childhood hero, Spyro is dead and he yells:

WTF!?!?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Universe explodes*

9weerwolf

Next to Joe's way of death by Spyro, Sparx, Cynder, and Ignitus saying "yo!", this the best one. :lol:

71) Spyro sees your faces.

Hehehe, just kidding.

^^^^^- LOL

73. In the catacombs on the very first level, cynder uses her Shadow ability and dives underground. When she re-emerges, she miss-juges her aim, and accidently shanks spyro in his stomach, leaving no one to help her break the magical chain holding her and spyro to the ground. The gollom then scoops her up in his mouth... "M-M-M-M-M-Toasty!" Backround voice: "I am giving you a promotion!" lol. (its a far cry thing)

^ Spyro & Cynder got owned! Oh sh67!!!! *Gets burned by Ignitus* YO!!! I don't wanna be a fried chicken, you freaky giant gecko with wings!!! *Ignitus looks angry* So, you're going to scare me with ya face?

74: Because Ignitus looked angry at me, I show him Linda Blair's face when she's possessed. Ignitus gets a heart attack and dies. Spyro & Cynder see this in the pool inside the Temple of the Four Guardians, both shout "IGNITUS!!!!!" and stupidly jump into the pool, thinking it'd teleport them to where I and Iggy were. The other 3 guardians look at the pool with WTF faces, and all of them walk away. "I'm not fishing those two outta the pool, they may be dead! Think of their stench!" Terrador said, the three guardians were gone, except Volteer! He used both front paws and managed to get Cynder & Spyro out, they were dead. "rf94e39203e89549023--03429805487frnjvfue389549ipe30-2w1-=213=-34=4309e=-230943" Volteer said, and Spyro and Cynder woke up from the dead because of that! "If you need instructions about if not to jump into dirty-looking pools in temples, check out my enclosed jacuzzi instruction book." 9werewolf says, but Volteer says "fi493048594304" and Spyro & Cynder die because of Volteer's annoying talkin'.:P

I'm just joking, I don't hate Ignitus, IGGY FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!! ...Did I say Iggy just now? *Gets punched by Ignitus* X_X 

75) Just after Ignitus dies and Spyro goes Dark Spyro...

Releiving the tension.
Spyro: "I feel so alone!"
Cynder: "But your not alone!"
(Spyro and Cynder rest their heads together)

*All of sudden, this comes out of the flames and runs them over*

:shock:

75) Just after Ignitus dies and Spyro goes Dark Spyro...

Releiving the tension.
Spyro: "I feel so alone!"
Cynder: "But your not alone!"
(Spyro and Cynder rest their heads together)

*All of sudden, this comes out of the flames and runs them over*

:shock:

LowndesUK

:lol:

76: In the beginning battle with Malefor, Spyro & Cynder soar through the skies, they attack Malefor with all of their strengths. The three dragons flew through the sky while fighting and suddendly.....................

THEY FLEW THROUGH A RANDOM FLAT WHILE A SHOWER COULD BE HEARD AND A WOMAN SCREAMS WHEN THE THREE DRAGONS FLY INTO THE FLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9werewolf: O.O Who the **** builds such a high flat and puts it in such a random place!?!?:x

Every L.o.S character: We're doomed, are'nt we? -_-

76: In the beginning battle with Malefor, Spyro & Cynder soar through the skies, they attack Malefor with all of their strengths. The three dragons flew through the sky while fighting and suddendly.....................

THEY FLEW THROUGH A RANDOM FLAT WHILE A SHOWER COULD BE HEARD AND A WOMAN SCREAMS WHEN THE THREE DRAGONS FLY INTO THE FLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9werewolf: O.O Who the **** builds such a high flat and puts it in such a random place!?!?:x

Every L.o.S character: We're doomed, are'nt we? -_-

9weerwolf

Is a "Flat" slang for a shower or somthing? Cuz i've never heard the term "flat" other than in the saying "flatter than a pancake"

[QUOTE="9weerwolf"]

76: In the beginning battle with Malefor, Spyro & Cynder soar through the skies, they attack Malefor with all of their strengths. The three dragons flew through the sky while fighting and suddendly.....................

THEY FLEW THROUGH A RANDOM FLAT WHILE A SHOWER COULD BE HEARD AND A WOMAN SCREAMS WHEN THE THREE DRAGONS FLY INTO THE FLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9werewolf: O.O Who the **** builds such a high flat and puts it in such a random place!?!?:x

Every L.o.S character: We're doomed, are'nt we? -_-

sputnick2006

Is a "Flat" slang for a shower or somthing? Cuz i've never heard the term "flat" other than in the saying "flatter than a pancake"

Flat / Block of Flats = European term for an apartment building

:wink:

72: In the cutscene where Hunter's supposed to shoot at the Golem's eye, he accidently shoots an arrow at Cynder. "AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! A$$HOLE!!!!!!!" Cynder screams and she dies. "Nooo!" a heartbroken Spyro shouts and he says "I'm-a firing mah lazer!!!" and he breathes crying smilies at Hunter. Then SOADjoe comes outta nowhere and kills Spyro for hurting Hunter. 9werewolf: @.@ WTF?9weerwolf

lmao, I loved that video of Malefor when he said that, and jsut to be sure we're all on the same page, here's the link to the clip on youtube, I swear I watched it like 5 times, it was the funnies crap I'd seen in the past month, the first time I saw it!

LINK

^^
ROFLMAOLOLEPICMEGAROFL XD XD XD XD

[QUOTE="9weerwolf"]72: In the cutscene where Hunter's supposed to shoot at the Golem's eye, he accidently shoots an arrow at Cynder. "AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! A$$HOLE!!!!!!!" Cynder screams and she dies. "Nooo!" a heartbroken Spyro shouts and he says "I'm-a firing mah lazer!!!" and he breathes crying smilies at Hunter. Then SOADjoe comes outta nowhere and kills Spyro for hurting Hunter. 9werewolf: @.@ WTF?Dakuu

lmao, I loved that video of Malefor when he said that, and jsut to be sure we're all on the same page, here's the link to the clip on youtube, I swear I watched it like 5 times, it was the funnies crap I'd seen in the past month, the first time I saw it!

LINK

*Gets hit by Malefor's laser* DAMN IT!!! Why must I suffer all the ****ing time!? (JK) 

Uhhh 9weerwolf its "i'm chargin mah lazer" not "i'm-a firing mah lazer" got that saying from "a halo wedding" funny as hell.telion445

SHOOP DE WOOP LOLOLOLLOLOLOlOLOLOl

77) Spyro and Cynder are getting married (If dragons get married that it is 0.0 ) Just before they kiss, Malefor kicks the wall down and shouts, IMA FIRIN MAH LAZORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. When he stops to see the aftermath, he casually strolls away and mutters EX DEE.

XD XD

^ Damn you, Malefor!!! DAAAAAAAMN YOU!!!!!!!:P(JK)

He just ruined a great moment! xD 

[QUOTE="telion445"]Uhhh 9weerwolf its "i'm chargin mah lazer" not "i'm-a firing mah lazer" got that saying from "a halo wedding" funny as hell.LowndesUK

SHOOP DE WOOP LOLOLOLLOLOLOlOLOLOl

77) Spyro and Cynder are getting married (If dragons get married that it is 0.0 ) Just before they kiss, Malefor kicks the wall down and shouts, IMA FIRIN MAH LAZORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. When he stops to see the aftermath, he casually strolls away and mutters EX DEE.

XD XD

lols, that totaly gave me the idea to draw dragons, like, in a marrag typ syene, witha bride, groom, the best man, etc, OH and the preist dragon, yes... That will be good, may be... now idk...

78: Spyro & Cynder are fighting with Malefor (beginning battle), they fly through the sky while battling, suddendly, Malefor flies towards Spyro & Cynder, who painfully fly against him, and the three dragons fall to their deaths!

Mortal Kombat voice: Fatality...      

9werewolf: The intelligence of villains sometimes... >_>