making the ultimate spyro union the greatest union

*shoots smilies with tranquilizer darts* It's not working! The chemichals in the darts are making them grow larger!!!

OH NOES!!!! *gets promptly crushed by smilies*

Um does anyone need my help to get rid of those smilies or not?

^ I like 'dude' better, that sounds cooler.

Seriously, some people just called me a 'mister' and I thought by myself 'Mister? Oh please, I'm only 18 years old! That's so young!', I mean c'mon! Maybe I just feel that way because of my character.

Also:

Thanks Joe, you saved me... *Sees something in the distance* What's that? Oh no... Noo... No no NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sees another army of smilies and runs off*

RUN JOE!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!! *Notices that I'm alone* Oh curse-word. 0_0 

I'll ask my best friend to join!!!!! BEEE HENRY!!!! RANDOMNESS! By the way, Henry isn't my friend, that's my dog.Samuel_Aubrey

*Runs away from the smilies, and stops when I see a girly smilie*

Girly smilie: Hey cutie!

Me: *Swallows and grabs Joe* You can have him! It'll never become something between us!

Joe: HEY! TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sees me running away*

9weerwolf: *Turns around, takes out a fishing rod and catches Joe, and pulls Joe with me* Haha! You should know much better, Joe! Did ya truly believe I'd let a friend down?

Reno: *Sees me with Joe, running at him, and screams*

Me: *Also sees Reno and screams just like him, dropping Joe before him*

Joe: Sooooooo, I'm guessing those screams are both of your... own secret language??

Reno: *Stops screaming for a while* Actually, yeah! *Continues screaming at me*

(JK) 

How about we use this thing to scare them off? Those smilies can't compare to a nearly 3 ton giant pig. :lol:

i have an idea

*pulls out Hammer of Dawn

DIE YOU B.STARDS!!!!

*Fires H.O.D at swarms of smilies but short-circuits

Okay plan B...Mr.Norris!

*Chuck Norris appears

Chuck: Yes?

Me: We need help killing these guys

Chuck: On it

*Chuck Norris does his Round House kick and sends them flying

Me: Thanks Chuck!

Chuck: No problem

*Chuck Norris Leaves