Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer! (Wrestling Related)

One of WWEv's first games here in the union and it has pretty much resurrected.

I was going through some of the votes for the "Favourite Thread" of 2005 in the WWEv Ceremony Awards (yeah I am working on it still!) and I figured this game needs to be brought back because we shared some funny times in here with the basis of stupid questions and stupid answers.

So here's how you play it...

WRESTLING RELATED!

Someone asks starts off and asks a stupid question then someone answers the question with a stupid response.

Here is an example...

How much cheese does it take to get Ric Flair to expose himself on a plane?keiblerfan69

...then...

Two flabby, floppy slices.

How many Vince's does it take to rule the world?

Biggestgeekever

...then...

0 cuz HHH already does.

What is the difference between Hogan's wrestling skills and an eggs wrestling skills?
keiblerfan69

So it's a chain basically.

Okay, I'll start off.

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Why does Linda McMahon look so hot in the Royal Rumble 2006 poster?

That was a stunt Double

Why did Cena lose the title

(Kotenks) because edge likes potatoes

Why does Batista feed meatloaf to Tom Brady?

Because he likes Fries

Why Does Ric Flair Shoot Birds???

because stone cold said so

why does stone cold always say so?

Because He is Not Drinking Beer

Why Is Mark Henry So Chubby Looking???

Because I am Hungry

Why Is Shelton Have His "Mama" At Raw???

Because he doesn't just love her............he's in love with her.

How many sex segments does it take for Raw to have high ratings.

1 Because it already did it

Why does John Cena Have Chubby Hands???

because I'm a sex machine.

why is Paul London a jobber?

Because Someone Is High

Why Are some people In WWE Drunk???

Samoa joe was serving Drinks

Why is RVD always high

Because He jumps high

Why Is JBL Chubby???

he ate Sable

Would Hogan job to Jesus

No He Would Step On his Foot

Why Is Bigshow So Big???

Because Someone Stepped On his Foot

Why Does JBL like Pens so much???

Because they are blind.

Why does Stone Cold's head bounce around so much?

He gets too drunk from drinking beer.

Why does Kurt Angle says the troops suck?

He's compensating for a lack of hair.

What are Snitsky's first thoughts when getting out of bed?

Because he's Heyman's son.

Why does Michaels blade a lot?

Because he would be afraid to brake his own ankle!

Why does Vince walk like he has something in his ass?

Because TNA marks are calling up WWE Byte This.

Why is Todd suddenly getting a "push"?

Because he is kissing Vince ass.

Why does the Ultimate Warrior talking trash?

He's desperate for attention?

Why did the WWE give an injured wrestler the U.S. Title?
DirtyDarren

Because that's the size I told her to have.... : P

Who will Kurt Angle defend his title against first?
DirtyDarren

A prostitute on 42nd street........

Who really got steph pregnant?

He will say that he is MR. KENNEDY........KENNEDY!

Will Viscera continue to hump people in the ring during his wrestling match?

He was smoking what was left in 1997 at Montreal.

Will Big Show grow a sledgehammer on his hand?

He probably thinks that.

Why is Hogan so old?

(DirtyDarren's)Because They Are Watching Us.*Looks Around*

Why Does Mark Henry Like Cheese???

because i ate chese.

Why did i eat chese?