Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer! (Wrestling Related)

Because That Is Not Wrestling Related

Why Does WWE Seem So good Now.

Because Jeff Hardy doesnt show up

Why did Booker T *SPOILERS*

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Get an A on his United States Title test?

Because He Lies Cheats And Steals

Why Does MNM Have 2 M's And 1 N.

So that it would sound good.

Why does Kurt Angle break peoples ankles?

Because He Eats His Vitamins

Why Is Boogeyman So Boogey?

Because He Sat on your Face

Why Does Carlito Sit on your face???

Because he thinks my face is too cool, so he sits on it to warm it up.

How much time would it take for Andre the Giant to finish off the entire all-you-can-eat buffet at his favorite restaruant?

Everyones Head would Explode

How Fast Do you Think Edge can Run???

Because Hardy stole a Happy Meal from "Johnny Ace".

Why can't anyone who's in Cena's F-U just use their free hand to give Cena a huge wedgie to counter it?

Because Bret Hart's WCW contract was all in lower-case letters. :P

Would The Rock sink to the bottom if he tried to swim?

No question? You will get no stupid answer.

How bad does the Big Show stink?

Because he wants to get close to her, then hump her son in the ring!

Is Val Venis jealous of Viscera because he has a thing for Shelton Mama?!

he met with a thing called " marrage counciling"

why will cena win back the title at RR06

Because they're "brothers" in real life.

What is Goldberg doing right now?

He Will fly then get shot down by the FBI

What Happens If the BoogeyMan Gets you???

I am Going to say....A monkey

Who is Your Favourite Wrestler???

HBK

Why Is Kid Kash Still CW Champ If His Arm Is B rOkEn  

Because He Has The Cash

Why Do some people Hate Worms???

Because they fire rockets at your home, try to finish you off with Molotov Cocktails, then call in an air raid and have 'em blow up the remnants of your house! :P

Who's tounge is bigger?  Undertaker's or Gene Simmons?

because the worms are deadly and kill anyone with the in a privte place so rip jilian hall ray gordy and simon dean

why is carlito cool

For Jackov's I Have to say....

For wwefan1's Because He spat on your face

Why Do people Eat Boogeyman's Worms???

To prevent him from doing that dance.

Why does Carlto think all the dumb crap is cool?

BecAUSE It is

Why Does The Rock Like To Ask Us What He is Cooking???

Because everyone else always rejects his own concoctions.  After the meal, most of 'em usually find the nearest can and throw up in it.

Dude, where's my lowrider?

I lied,Cheated,And Stole It From You

Why Does SD! Have A Curse???

cause raw didn't belive

why is there no raw gm

Because Raw Got Stolen By ME

Why Do People In WWE Smile Alot.

Because they cant see Cena

Why cant any one see Cena?

Because They Are Blind

Why Does Rob Conway Want Us To Look At him???

Since he's not gettin' a push any time soon, he's tryin' to get everyone's attention on his own.

Would you like to buy a jar of Ass Cream?

No but John Cena Might.

Would You Like to Get Speared off the Hell In A Cell By Goldberg or Edge???

New World Oral

Why does Stacy dance with the stars?

Because They Stole Her

Why Do People Kidnap each other in The WWE???

Because Vince likes monkey love

Why does Cena like pink?