Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer! (Wrestling Related)

Because he can't FC the trill

Why is Hardy called the Rainbow Haired Warrior?

Because he's american....

Why doesn't Mickie wear her skirt anymore?

Because she developed a "fur-burger".

Is Mark Henry just a gigantic chin?

Aren't we all.

Why doesn't Big Vis wear a shirt anymore?

Because he scared it off.

Did Carlito get in a fight with a lawnmower?

yes and he got owned.

who is slower kane or the great khali

Khali because he has a python in his trousers!

Why couldn't anyone understand Ultimate Warrior's interviews?

Because she was losing here hair

Why is Hornswoggle so small

Because he came out the short end of the stick, eef yew weeel. ;)

Does Christian Cage get his monthly supply of Ass Cream from Signature Pharmacy?

Its bi-monthly now.

Can you did it sucka?

Only if I have a shovel.

One, two, you hear the clock tickin'?

Tick, tock.

You're about to stop livin'?

because he just saw the "Mickie James hardcore table shoot" pictures on WNZ.

what happend to kenzo suzuki and muhamad hassan?

They got a room...

Why would Flair want to open up a Finance company?

Because Social Security ain't payin' him s**t. :P

What's the biggest thing Mae Young can shove down her throat? o_O

some sexual chocolate!

why is 10% of the TNA roster old?

Because WWE sent Bid Daddy V to eat those with talent and youth. Only Joe survived.

Why does Val Venis still have a job?

Because shaving cream ain't cheap.

Why did the Juniors get released?

Because WWE stopped paying the rent for their traveling school bus.

When Mike Adamle was born, did he miscue that too?

No, god gave him one shining moment in his life.

Why hasn't shane had Vince deemed mentally insane and had him checked into a hospital yet?

Because he himself is mental, having electrical bolts shoot up his... erm, yeah.

Is HHH really "that damn good"?

Absolutely.

How many Kurt Angles does it take to squash TNA's roster?

0, once HHH comes along and squashes Angle.

What was John Cena's English grade at School?

He never finished school. The teachers couldn't see him, so they kept on marking him absent.

How many babies will it take until Heysh & Steph finally get a boy?

12, currently. It'll add everytime he gets another World title. Hey, he had to get paid back somehow.

Rhow hard ruz Curry Man's rife growing up rin ra streets rof Tokyo City?

What would HHH do for a Klondike bar?

Marry the boss' daughter

Why does Curry Man like curry?

Because he was really the talent that congealed into a lump on the Great Khali that fell of when he left India.

Why does MVP wear the super suit?

Power Rangers were recruiting.

How does Santino Marella grow a Unibrow in one week?

He's been dating Beth Phoenix, he's hooking up with the expert in awkward facial hair.

Why did Paul Burchill get kicked off his pirate ship?

For the same reason you don't like grammar. :P

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Hacksaw's wood?

None, the Woodchuck would die from Hacksaw's stench before he could get started.

I was watching W16 on DVD recently, and during the Godfather match, King said JR would look good in the Godfather's outfit, how do you think JR would look dressed like the Godfather?

He would look like J.R. wearing the Godfather's outfit.

Did Kane ever try Rey Mysterio's mask on?

No, because he is rebel like that.

Has Rey Mysterio ever worn Kane's mask?

Just once. After that he was put in a terrible storyline that almost ended his career...again.

What if James Storm liked money and Robert Roode was always drinking?

The world would go backwards. The top two wrestling industries would be EWW and ANT.

When will Jeff Hardy ever win the WWE Title?

When he mauls Batista, which is a NO-NO.

Can the Undertaker beat Mr. McMahon with a hospital bed?

Not until he gets out of bed with him.

How many Hornswoggles would it take to take down The Great Khali?

about 3 and a half...thats if he's wearing high heels too.

who the heck is lilhbk? :0 lol.

The noob who needs to get on msn more.

Do you think Katie Vick would have enjoyed it?

Not as much as Hurricane did ripping off HHH later on.

What is the definition of a "Hurrapop" anyway?

a really quick pop.

what is a noob? :P

A: Noob is boon backwards. :P

Q: Will Mark Henry ever lose weight?