Source: wrestlezone.com
The darkmatch was Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten vs. Two Bald Guys (I think one was a basham) and Balls and Axl won with the Nutcracker Sweet (Michinoku Driver type move for non ECW fans)
Next, Velocity starts
Frankie "The Future" Kazarian beat Nunzio with a Fisherman's suplex. Pretty decent cruiserweight action, Kazarian gave a short interview at the end saying he was the future and it looked good.
Nextup, Simon Dean (guess BWO lasted a week) fought a Jobber from Worcester and won, then stuffed a chocalate bar down the jobbers throat.
Then, we got an interview from Hassan and Davari. I dont think this will be on tv, as you will see later one smackdown, but they basically criticized the press for calling them terrorists when they are just AMericans.
Lastly, we got William Regal vs. Chris Benoit in a werestling purists dream. Great match with Benoit winning with the cross face. Regal showed some athleticism that I didnt think he still had.
Now, we move on to Smackdown
Eddie Guerrero comes out. Rey Mysterio isnt going to be there tonight, so Eddie isnt to happy. Eddie decides that he is going to get even by telling a little bed time story to Rey's son Dominique and let out his little secret. Just when Eddie is about to talk, Eddie's wife and 2 girls come out,. Eddie's wife say you cant do this to poor Rey, he's a good man. Eddie gets ticked and chaces his family out of the ring.
Backstage, Eddie is arguing with his family, ultimately family gets in a car after a little pushing, but Mr. Morality Bob Holly interjects, we got some pushing, and we got a match tonight.
Next, 6 man tag, Mexicools vs. Funaki, Scotty 2 Hotty and Paul London.
Mexicools end up winning with Juvi doing a 450 splash on Paul London. THe noticable thing from this match is that Juvi screwed up doing this move, and he knee landed directly on Londons head. Medical attention came out, London was down for a while, but ultimately he got up.
Next,a backstage segment with Christian and Candance Michelle. Christian says he can show her the ropes, but then Booker and Sharmel come out, mock Christian, and we got a match later on tonight.
MNM is making their way to the ring backstage, but Melina says she has to go take care of some business. She goes over to Torrie Wilson, says she is a has been and old, and chellenges her to a bra and panties match at the Great American Bash.
Heidenrich makes his way to the ring, but gets mugged durring his entrance buy MNM. MNM is having their way with Heidenrich, but out comes Road Warrior Animal for the save. Animal says hes sick of MNM saying they are the greatest tag team ever. MNM responds by saying they will give LOD a tag title shot at the GAB. Nitro tells Mercurry that can be a problem since Hawk is dead. Animal gets ticked, but Heidenrich agrees to be his partner, so we got a tag title match for the next ppv.
Batista gives a backstage interview about JBL. Says JBL is a bully, only way to deal with a bully is to punk them out then beat them up. He punkd JBL out last week, now hes going to beat him up.
Next match, Eddie vs. Bob Holly. Eddie wins by hitting Bob with a pipe and then slapping him with the Texas Clover Leaf. After Eddie wins he says he listened to his wife, and has an idea. He will fight Rey at the GAB. If Rey wins, the secret stays a secret, but if Eddie wins, he finishes telling his bedtime story to Dominique. Eddie says hes a man of his word, and Rey can trust him to stick to the stipulations.
Outcomes Muhammad Hossein's attorney. The attorney says the Hossein and Davari have been persecuted by the media and by the people on Smackdown, and they will not appear on Smackdown until after fighting at the next PPV. Undertaker comes out, chokeslams and gives a tombstone to the attorney, and the attorney is taken out on a stetcher.
Next match, Christian vs. Booker T. Christian attacks Booker while doing his entrances, throws him into the stairs and ringpost and gives Booker a beat down. Christian rolls Booker in the ring, the match starts, and Booker gets hit with the Unprettier and Christian wins. However, at the next PPV, Booker T will have a rematch against Christian.
Here comes are main event, champion vs. champion, Orlando vs. Batista.
JBL comes out with Orlando. JBL gives a short promo, shows his new staples in his head and his black eye and says the he is a wrestling god and while he got humuliated by the Meanie last week, his is going to get back his title at his PPV.
Batista then defeats Orlando despit JBL cheating throughout the whole match. But, at the end, JBL attacks Batista while is celebrating and the show closes with JBL holding the belt over Batista's head. JBL does some funny stuff in this match, such as throwing water at the ref
This is where the show ends. But we in Worcester were treated to a tag main event.
HHH comes out and him and JBL start doing a beatdown on Batista. But, out for the save is John Cena and we got a tag team main event. Batista gets betaten down for the entire match, but Cena eventually comes in, Cena hits an FU on JBL, Batista hits a spinebuster on HHH, and Cena and Batista win. The funniest thing Ive seen in a while happened in this match. HHH goes for a move from the top, Batista puts up the boot, and HHH leans back like he is going to do the faceplot made famous by Ric Flair. But HHH just stays leaning back give a hilarious look for at least a minute. JBL go steals Tazz's water, throws it on HHH, HHH thanks JBL, starts walking, then falls down. Funny stuff.
Overall, good show, crowd was hot even though it was small. Benoit, Taker and Batista got the loudest pops of night, with Mohammad earning the honors of most hated followed by JBL.
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