You know you're a jobber when...

Just a little game to pass the time, I saw this on another board and thought I'd bring it over here.

The aim is kind of like the 'you know you're addicted to pro-wrestling when' game.

Just fill in the rest of the sentence and see what you can come up with!

I'll start.

You know you're a jobber when...

Josh Matthews says that beating Scotty 2 Hotty was the biggest win of your career.

...When you don't get entrance music.

...When your name doesn't get announced in the start of the match.

When they announce you being from the town you're in even though its not your hometown.

When Todd Grisham is announcing your match

You don't have a tan or baby oil

When you're already in the ring coming back from a commercial break.

 When you're looking up a 300 lbs roided up monster in a ridiculous costume with the gimmick described as an "evil [Insert Occupation]"

When you have to fight the Great khali :roll:MikeMoose

when your title is "extremist"

:P

When the only times you're seen on Raw, SD, or ECW are facing Umaga, The Great Khali, or Snitsky.

When you're longest WWE match was 1 min, 03 seconds.

when you're not invited to the hall of fame ceremony but you're on the WWE roster.

you have to face the Undertaker at Wrestlmania

You know youre a jobber when WWE put you in a match with a woman(im talking about Umaga).

You know youre a jobber when little kids say " You Suck!".

you've been in the WWE 15 years and haven't wrestled in a PPV

You know youre a jobber when WWE put you in a match with a woman(im talking about Umaga).

You know youre a jobber when little kids say " You Suck!".

Neutron777

So Chris Jericho is a jobber...

And Kurt Angle is a jobber...

This thread is getting ridiculous and illogical. :P

You know you're a jobber when you are the one giving the rides to the next show in the referee's Bugatti..

[QUOTE="Neutron777"]

You know youre a jobber when WWE put you in a match with a woman(im talking about Umaga).

You know youre a jobber when little kids say " You Suck!".

Total-KO

So Chris Jericho is a jobber...

And Kurt Angle is a jobber...

This thread is getting ridiculous and illogical. :P

You know you're a jobber when you are the one giving the rides to the next show in the referee's Bugatti..

No-DQ recently had a list for this.....

Posted by Aaron Rift (No-DQ) on 06/02/2006 at 06:41 PM

- You defeat another jobber, and Michael Cole says it is the biggest win of your career.

- Scotty 2 Hotty is your tag partner.

- You cut a promo about not being used properly, and then Kane comes out and chokeslams you.

- You don't get an entrance, but your opponent does.

- The company asks you to cut your hair.

- The company asks you to get a tan.

- The announcers are talking about something else instead of calling your match.

- You are booked in a handicapped match against The Big Show.

- The "WWE Live Events" bar scrolls across the bottom of the screen during your match.

- Al Snow trained you.

- Your only television time is in a battle royal.

- Your match gets interrupted in progress by a backstage segment.

- Instead of having a match, you play an extra for a skit at WrestleMania.

- Your opponent is Triple H.

- Your opponent is Triple H.

Jackov

...Was just about to say that. :P

when your a guy who wears or has worn pink trunks(Val Venis, Billy Gunn, Stevie Richards)

when your name is Chicago_Nut...

When your career your career highlight was in a Tag Team in WWE

what are you dumb as hell

your sasing THE ROADED WARIORS ARE JOBBERS OR THE DUDLY BOYS ARE JOBBERS

you idea is stupied

what are you dumb as hell

your sasing THE ROADED WARIORS ARE JOBBERS OR THE DUDLY BOYS ARE JOBBERS

you idea is stupied

alljoemama92

he meant your ONLY accomplishment is being in a tag team. being tag team champ or in a good feud or having great matches are different accomplishments of their own.

Heidenreich being with Animal is an example of his argument (even tho they were useless champs for a month or so)

what are you dumb as hell

your sasing THE ROADED WARIORS ARE JOBBERS OR THE DUDLY BOYS ARE JOBBERS

you idea is stupied

alljoemama92

The Road Warriors and Dudley Boyz are both tag-teams of yesterday. These days, division of tag-team wrestling in WWE could not be more meaningless if they tried. These days, their lucky if even make pay-per-view card. I mean, tell me this... when is the last time tag-team title match was the main event on Raw, or even SmackDown? Personally, I cannot even remember, because it has been that ******* long since it has happened.

Edit: Hell, on the Raw side of things, half of the time, the only air-time they get period is on some web-show that only 3 or 4 people could give two-flying ***** for.

To make worse, just about every team on Raw has been made to be someone's *****, in particular, usually that someone is none other than the King of Kings himself, Triple H.

Bottom line, is that tag-team division is joke, and the belts are meaningless. Out of numerous belts in the WWE, the only one that means less is the IC title, mainly due to the fact its glorified piece of jewelry, which is just sad, and in all honesty, pisses me the **** off.

As far as I am concerned, that statement could not be more right on the money, and anyone who disagrees is either stupid, not paying attention, or both, because as painful as it is, all of which I have said is the cold, hard truth.

what are you dumb as hell

your sasing THE ROADED WARIORS ARE JOBBERS OR THE DUDLY BOYS ARE JOBBERS

you idea is stupied

alljoemama92

...Sad, but true.