WOTU RT Presents: WWE Royal Rumble RT Build Up Thread (1/27)

OOC: I can't send in my predictions, because I can't open up the PM and I couldn't open any PM's for like a month now. So should I just copy the card down and send it to you Spidey?

shoe_crap78

OOC: I can't send in my predictions, because I can't open up the PM and I couldn't open any PM's for like a month now. So should I just copy the card down and send it to you Spidey?

shoe_crap78

OOC: yes Shoe, its always been like that, send it to spideynerd3

Feels awesome to be reading all of these great promos again :Dhockeydude29

[QUOTE="hockeydude29"]Feels awesome to be reading all of these great promos again :Djediknight52501

[QUOTE="jediknight52501"][QUOTE="hockeydude29"]Feels awesome to be reading all of these great promos again :Dhockeydude29

Feels awesome to be reading all of these great promos again :Dhockeydude29

My old partner in crime! :D Welcome back!!!

@Killer lol who am i kidding? I don't know the first thing about running a business? Me running the #WOTU is like Lindsay Lohan running a mental institution with her being the boss? Dude u have no idea how I'd run this #abortionofacomoany! I'd do a damn fair better job than the past losers who've run things around here and have consistently overlooked maineventers such as myself, and have not gotten the shots we deserve. Right now the #WOTU is a joke! If I become the new #WOTUGM I'll turn this place upside down and right side up. All the people who don't get shots will get their time to shine, myself included, seeing as no one around here is a #biggerstar than me. So that's why I will win #TE and become the new #WOTUGM! And to my pal @Jedi, be careful what you wish for sun, you might not like it when it comes! #beware! #SORRYABOUTYOURDAMNLUCKWOTU!!! See you all at the #ROYALRUMBLE! Real_Big-Evil Twitter

*Me and French enter backstage, I'm still trying to wipe the blue mist off my face...*

Me: aaaahhhh! ahhhhhh! OH EM GEE it BURNS!!!

French: PINK, it was just...

*I interrupt*

Me: OH EM GEE! I think my eye is BLEEDING!

French: PINK, your overexaggerating, it was just...

*I interrupt again*

Me: I CAN'T SEEEEEE! WHERE'S THE CARE PACKAGE WHEN YOU NEED IT!

French *looking confused*...What?...

*French grabs me and starts to shake me*

French: PINK, you are OKAY! it was just blue-raspberry koolaid and water... nothing harmful... *Wipes my eye* You are okay...

Me: Well maybe you had a grain of sugar in it or something.

French: No Pink I think your just too hyped up about the match.

*Los Icons walk by holding their titles...*

Pink: HEY! Where are you going with those, those are OUR Titles!!

*I start trying to yank the title from TheNewEralcon*

TheNewEralcon: Woman, you lost your damn mind!

French: PINK! CALM DOWN. We will get the titles back, don't get too comfortable with those. They are coming back home this Sunday/

Pink: *yells* THAT'S RIGHT!....*starts to sing* You Better Run You Better Do What You Can. *I start pointing my finger* Don't Wanna See No Blood Don't Be A Macho Man. You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, BUT YOU WANNA BE BAD! Just Beat Iiiiitt! Beat iiiiiit! LOS ICONS IS GONNA BE DEFEATED!

*French starts to drag me away, and mumbles..*

French: Pink I don't know what has gotten into you... It was just Kool-Aid.

Thx everyonesuperpinkgirl00

This is coming home, and it will be on my shoulder in less then 24 Hours. #ThePlayer.IAmThePlayer Twitter

Can't Sleep since i am ready for my Tag Team Match tomorrow night and the fact i am in the Royal Rumble Match. whoever wins tomorrow night will have earned it.JediKnight Twitter

Royal Rumble Backstage Promo

*Backstage Interview with Static and Matt Striker*

Striker: Static, you made it perfectly clear you aren't the leader of Corrective Action, why was that?

Static: Matt, for the past few weeks I've had way too many people say I'm the leader of Corrective Action when I've made it perfectly clear from the beginning that I'm not the leader. Just because I've had a mic in my hand more often than Crulex and The_Last_Ride doesn't mean I am the leader. Yeah, so maybe you hear my voice more than my comrades but their resolve and commitment towards fixing problems that arise is the same as mine. You may not hear them or see them as much as you hear or see me...but their presence *Static pauses* the presence of these two sublime talents gives me the added strength to see our journey to the end destination.

Striker: What is this "end destination"?

Static: I have no idea where this journey will end up, Matt. I'm just along for the ride. And what a glorious ride this will be *Static breaks out into a sinister laugh*

Striker: What kind of outcome do you expect in your match against ROH members, Jedi and Gamer, here tonight at the Royal Rumble?

Static: I don't expect much, honestly. I don't care about winning and losing this match. And you may be thinking to yourself Matt, "Why in the hell are you wrestling here tonight if you don't care about winning?" Again, that's not my purpose. I'm not here for titles, I'm not here for any respect, I'm not here for the valets, I'm not here for the money, and I'm not here for power. I'm here to teach a bit of humility to each and every single one of you not part of Corrective Action. None of you are bigger than the business. The day will come when you have to hang up your boots, and you may have a trophy case full of title belts - a bank account with millions of dollars - a trophy wife who won Miss America - a successful movie career - a 4 year term as the first mayor of Slickpoo, Idaho. You may have all those things, sheeple!!!! But let me just say one thing in response to this backwards thinking - the world doesn't give a damn

*Static stops talking and Matt Striker doesn't know if Static is about to start talking again or not, so he timidly asks a question*

Striker: What do you mean when you say the words, "the world doesn't give a damn"?

Static: Only time will tell, Matt. Only time will tell.

*Static breaks into a sinister laugh and Matt asks one final question*

Striker: I'm interviewing Jedi next. Do you have anything you want to say to him?

Static: Jedi, war isn't a game. In the near future, ROH will have its day of reckoning. Jedi, you need to go and tell Gamer and Legen what I just said. Go prepare yourself ROH *Static pauses and stares into the camera. Static with a open wound on his hand, smears the blood across his face. Static screams into the camera* FOR YOUR DEMISE!!

*Static finishes the interview with a sinister laugh and storms out of the interview room. Meanwhile, Matt Striker is still in shock but is waiting for Jedi to show up and give his interview*

Promo Ends

OOC: Jedi can continue with his interview

Tonight at #RoyalRumble, I will defeat @CpmanFrato and I will win the WOTU/TWF Royal Rumble as well to once again main event WM29 #IAmWrestlemaniaBound

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Me

(walking around the city-

(Tonight is a new night finally in the Wotu! its the night that a- everyone sees killer would be a bias general manager, he'd probably give Los Icons and Roh all the big high profile matches. I'd rather vote Bush. All them have their own selfish goals! Its the night that every tag team realizes they can never come close to matching the level Creme De La Creme has! not money wise, not ring wise, fan wise , nothing! we are international sesensations! after we win tonight we will go to my country France, have statues built in our honor! Like.the many cultured gentlemen who graced the world from France, Napoleon for example! the most powerful emperor of all time! and that only scratches the lineage surface! Claude Monet! then again most of the barbarians here can barely write their names, let alone know anything about culture or art. Wotu is full of neanderthals, slobbering, screaming and dragging their knuckles on the ground! any of these people winning Gm makes me fear deeply for humanity!

but Icon, tonight you will learn how life treats you when your whole way of life is nothing but a dark street life, that's going to put you 6 feet deep one day. and Metal your knees are already destroying themselves.. what will you have when can no longer jump around like a fool? other than panhandling somewhere? this is all you know. and your career is ending yet you're helpless to do anything. Time will not wait for you

like the great Napoleon once said. Power is my mistress, i have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away.

(Promo ends)

Only a few hours away until #RoyalRumble begins #TonightIsGoingToBeAHugeNight

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