WOTU S-S: Judgement Day Promo Writing Thread - 05/18/08

sounds good to me but SD needs 1 more match.D-Tru-King

damn!

hurry up neutron

Why have it early, it ruins the whole concept of a Sunday PPV.

Why have it early, it ruins the whole concept of a Sunday PPV.

NintendoHart

* Judgement Day comes back on from a comercial *

JR: Welcome back to WWE Judgement Day!

King: Well we just showed a whole load to you!

JR: Yes, that's right King!

JR: And both of our superstars Samoa Joe and Shuuryu are warming up for there HELL IN A CELL match!

King: Oh yeah JR this whole PPV is great!

JR: Lets tune into both superstars lockerooms

King: Yeah JR will start of with Samoa Joe!

* The camera fades away from King and JR to Samoa Joe's locker room *

* Samoa Joe is jumping up and streching with a towel around his neck *

* Todd approches the door.. He knocks *

Samoa Joe: Come on in Todd!

* Todd looking confused as he enters *

Todd: How'd you know it was me?

Samoa Joe: It's always you

Todd: Right.. Well WWE have asked me to interview you

Samoa Joe: Alright then.. What you want to ask?

Todd: Are you scared in getting with the ring with that man?

Todd: I mean not just in a ring. In a Hell In a Cell ring!

Samoa Joe: No.. Why would I?

Todd: Well he's almost like a canible!

Samoa Joe: So..?

Tod: He also beat you last match and the match before!

Samoa Joe: So what..

Todd: An-

Samoa Joe: What you trying to point out here Todd?

Samoa Joe: You tryna' say I'm a loser!

Todd: N..No..No of course not why would I?

Samoa Joe: Well you best shut your mouth and get the hell outta' here!

Todd: But I have some more questions

* Samoa Joe punches Todd in the face *

Samoa Joe: I hope that answers them for you!

* Samoa Joe chucks Todd out the room as he is down and out *

* The camera fades back to JR and King *

King: I wouldn't want to have been Todd at that moment!

JR: Damn right King!

King: We will be back after the break stay tuned!

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* Batista is sitting in a dark room on a chair surronded by a cage *

Batista: Triple H... The Game?

Batista: Brock Lesnar... Heh

Baista: Undertaker.. The Phenom..

Batista: Triple H you want to play the game?

Batista: Well you're playing mine!

Batista: And trust me!.. It won't be easy!

Batista: Brock Lesnar the @$$ kisser huh?

Batista: I got more muscles on my back then you have!

Batista: You don't know how to wrestle!

Batista: All you know is how to kiss the boss's damn @$$!

Batista: And last but not least the Champion hmm?

Batista: Undertaker the Phenom!

Batista: All you're good at is playing mind games

Batista: But I will be the one playing mind games with you!

Batista: I will crush all three of you like the little waste of space you guys are!

Batista: And it won't be a pretty site!

* Batista gives a grin *

Batista: The belt will be going around the waist of whose it should have been..

Batista: MINE!

Batista: You will all see!

* The camera fades away while Batista is giving an evil laugh *

[QUOTE="NintendoHart"]

Why have it early, it ruins the whole concept of a Sunday PPV.

newtruegunner

Well it depends, if it's posted early tomorrow then there is no pain in the ***

[QUOTE="newtruegunner"][QUOTE="NintendoHart"]

Why have it early, it ruins the whole concept of a Sunday PPV.

NintendoHart

Well it depends, if it's posted early tomorrow then there is no pain in the ***

ok early (english time) is good:D

[QUOTE="NintendoHart"][QUOTE="newtruegunner"][QUOTE="NintendoHart"]

Why have it early, it ruins the whole concept of a Sunday PPV.

newtruegunner

Well it depends, if it's posted early tomorrow then there is no pain in the ***

ok early (english time) is good:D

I'm talking about early American time. Wouldn't that work for you since England is 6 hrs ahead of us.

How early are you talking about? Anything before 11 EDT is not good at all for me.

It's 4:29 over here but I don't know, ask Android, I'm not writing the matches, he is.NintendoHart

[QUOTE="NintendoHart"]It's 4:29 over here but I don't know, ask Android, I'm not writing the matches, he is.D-Tru-King

Are you sick, you should really take something for that cough:P, I know.

It's 4:29 over here but I don't know, ask Android, I'm not writing the matches, he is.NintendoHart

WHAT?!

[QUOTE="NintendoHart"]It's 4:29 over here but I don't know, ask Android, I'm not writing the matches, he is.Neutron777

WHAT?!

What, You are writing the SD and Android is writing the RAW. Right?

[QUOTE="Neutron777"]

[QUOTE="NintendoHart"]It's 4:29 over here but I don't know, ask Android, I'm not writing the matches, he is.NintendoHart

WHAT?!

What, You are writing the SD and Android is writing the RAW. Right?

Oh right i thought Dylan was just still filling in, or worst, I'd been replaced. :(

[QUOTE="NintendoHart"][QUOTE="Neutron777"]

[QUOTE="NintendoHart"]It's 4:29 over here but I don't know, ask Android, I'm not writing the matches, he is.Neutron777

WHAT?!

What, You are writing the SD and Android is writing the RAW. Right?

Oh right i thought Dylan was just still filling in, or worst, I'd been replaced. :(

I'm sure Dylan would tell you before.

androids return show is Judgement Day.

androids return show is Judgement Day.

D-Tru-King

Yep, it's true:D

*Booker T is being interviewed*

Booker: Kurt Angle, you are the biggest hypocrite in the WWE. You preach about these "Three I's" yet you are a pill-popping lunatic. You're in no fit to even wrestle yet you try to get into the ring with me. I have been on one of the toughest fitness regiments the roster knows of. I use to have sympathy for you. Now, I cannot wait until we get into the ring tomorrow and beat you...

1...

2...

3...

Then stand above you with this TNA championship high above my head while you look up at the lights wondering why you even tried to challenge me.

I'm going to post the matches when Neutron posts his, hopefully he comes around now.android1000

its nearly 5:00 pm wtf? GMT tym dat isb3yondstupidity

Well if it gets too late I'll post mine and you guys will have to wait for Neutron.

It's 12:00 here.

aite den.. i aint got all day haha :Pb3yondstupidity

I know what you mean lol.

("Click Click Boom" by Saliva [SD's song for Judgment Day 2008] plays throughout the arena.)

COLE: Welcome to Judgement Day! I'm Michael Cole and I'm here with my brand new broadcast partner and Hardcore Legend, Mick Foley.

(Foley clears his throat)

COLE: And Mr Socko.

FOLEY: Yes, me, you and Mr Socko will be calling the action tonight. But what do you think Mr Socko?

FOLEY(as Mr Socko): I think the TLC match is gonna rule!

COLE: And don't forget our two main events! Dylan vs Goldberg in a Terrordome, and Shuuryu vs SmackDown's newest acquisition, Samoa Joe! But next, we have this.

Match 1- ECW Title- Ladder

• Alex Shelley's music hits and he walks to the ring with the ECW Championship and a face reaction.
• "It's Time" by Jim Johnston plays and Gregory Helms walks to the ring with a heel reaction.
• The bell rings!
• Gregory instantly grabs a ladder and swings at Alex.
• Alex is down, and Gregory tries to make a quick break.
• Helms doesn't even get on the ladder; he is pulled down by Shelley instantly.
• Shelley Irish whips Helms to the ropes.
• Shelley lands a major armdrag!
• Shelley lays the flattened over Helms as he climbs up to the top rope!
• Splash!
• Shelley has now picked up the ladder, and has rested it on the turnbuckle.
• Shelley picks up Helms and Irish whips him to the ladder.
• Shelley runs at him, but Helms moved!
• Helms' give Shelley a kick to the back!
• Ouch!
• Helms takes the ladder that Shelley was leaning on and sets it up.
• He gets to the top rung, but Shelley took him down.
• Shellshock!
• Helms' is down, and Shelley climbs up the ladder!
• He grabs his belt.
• He got it!

Match 2- TLC- WWE Tag Team Titles

Dreamer & Delaney vs Austin and Morrison

• The referee grabs a rope, and attaches the WWE Tag Team Titles to it.
• The rope is pulled up 20 feet above the ground.
• Tommy Dreamer's music hits and he and Delaney walk to the ring with a face reaction.
• "Glass Breaking" by Jim Johnston hits and Austin and Morrison walk to the ring with a heel reaction.
• The bell rings!
• The match is No-DQ, and it is also Tornado Tag.
• Delaney goes right for Austin, obviously being sick and tired of the Deloser comments!
• Delaney's attack does not succeed, as Austin immediately kicks him in the stomach.
• Stunner!
• Delaney is laid out in the middle of the ring.
• Steve is smiling at John, obviously he has ignored Dreamer.
• Dreamer runs at them to land a double clothesline to the outside.
• Dreamer, Steve and Morrison are down while Delaney gets up.
• He sets up a ladder in the middle of the ring, and setting up tables beside the ladder.
• Delaney climbs up as Morrison slowly starts to stir.
• Morrison is up and in the ring as Delaney is on the top of the ladder.
• Austin and Dreamer are starting to get up.
• Morrison is on the ladder, and hooks up Delaney.
• He's looking for a suplex!
• Morrison follows through , and almost lands it.
• Delaney landed on his feet on the table, and it does not break.
• Delaney grabs Morrison's neck!
• Cutter! Cutter into the table!
• Delaney landed outside, and is down.
• Meanwhile, Austin and Dreamer are fully upright, and are trading blows.
• Austin goes for one, but Dreamer blocks it, and lands a kick.
• Dreamer DDT!
• Dreamer goes to the ring and pull out a table and a chair.
• Dreamer sets up the table on the announcer's table, and puts Austin on the top table.
• Dreamer goes into the ring, moves and climbs the ladder.
• But Morrison had slowly gotten up, and nailed a chair shot to Dreamer's spine!
• Morrison moves to the other side of the ladder, and looks ready for a superplex onto the two stacked tables.
• But wait! Morrison hasn't realised that his Tag team partner is outside on the table!
• Morrison lands it!
• Oh My God! He just broke Tommy and Austin!
• Wait a minute, what's happening in the ring?
• Delaney is climbing up the ladder.
• He's reaching for the titles.
• HE GOT 'EM!

Match 3-Inferno-WWE US Title

Kane vs Eddie Guerrero

• "I Lie, I Cheat ,I Steal" by Jim Johnston plays as Eddie Guerrero walks to the ring with a face reaction.
• We hear a short blast of fire.
• Kane is coming out to his 2001 music with his mask on!
• And, what's this? He has a chain, a chair, and a trash can. Inside the trashcan is stuff like bowling balls, kendo sticks, and thumbtacks.
• Eddie Guerrero looks really worried.
• He hands his title to the ref.
• Kane gets in the ring and does his fire-from-the-turnbuckle thing.
• I guess we are gonna see a Hardcore Inferno match!
• The bell rings.
• Kane tells Eddie that he is going down in flames.
• Eddie runs at Kane, but is immediately met with a big boot.
• Kane bends over to pick Eddie up, but Eddie rolls away, and lands a kick to Kane's lower leg!
• He gets the chair, and hits one on the back of Kane's head!
• And another!
• Eddie goes over to pick up a kendo stick, but Kane says "Eddie!" in a creepy demented voice.
• Eddie drops the kendo stick , and turns round.
• Kane throws a chair at Eddie.
• Big Boot! Big Boot with the chair!
• Eddie is bleeding badly!
• It's worse than Judgement Day four years ago.
• We have the clip of that, let's see that.
• (Clip plays when JBL delivered that huge head shot and Eddie messed up with his blading)
• (Another clip plays of the chair shot seen second ago, with even worse juicing than Judgement Day 2004)
• Kane grabs the thumbtacks and pours them out.
• Kane grabs Eddie by the neck!
• Chokeslam on the tacks!
• Kane moves Eddie over to the fire, and pushes his face into the fire.
• Eddie is on fire!

WINNER AND NEW US CHAMPION: Kane

Match 4- Hell In A Cell

Shuuryu vs Samoa Joe

• Samoa Joe's music hits and he walks to the ring with a face reaction.
• Shuuryu's music hits and he walks to the ring with no reaction.
• The cell is being lowered, but the two men start to brawl!
• Samoa Joe whips Shuuryu, and tries for a clothesline.
• But Shuuryu went under Joes arm, turned around quickly, and landed a back suplex!
• The cell is down!
• Shuuryu goes to the outside, and climbs to the apron, anticipating Joe to get up!
• Joe got up, and Shuuryu tries for a springboard dropkick.
• But Joe jumped up and delivered what could be called a mid air drop toe hold!
• Shuuryu landed face down in the mat.
• Joe goes for an early pin!
• 1,2...
• Kick-out just after 2!
• Joe is now on the assault, as he picks up Shuuryu, and Irish whips him to the ropes.
• Shuuryu rebounds, and Joe lands a superkick.
• Joe is not done yet, he picks up Shuuryu, and takes him to the cell side.
• Joe tries to smash Shuuryu's face on the wall, but Shuuryu got his foot on the ropes.
• Shuuryu climbs up the ropes and levels himself, looking for a Shiranui!
• But Joe was smart, and landed a Brainbuster on Shuuryu!
• Now Joe is looking for another Superkick.
• Shuuryu got up, but he grabbed Joe's leg and knocked his other leg over.
• Shuuryu runs to the ropes, and rebounds to land a leg drop!
• 1,2...
• Kick out at 2 and a half.
• He picks up Joe.
• Shuuryu is powering up!
• Sidewalk slam!
• Joe is down!
• Shuuryu is going to the top rope!
• Senton!
• Pin!
• 1,2,3!

SD Main Event- Terrordome- WHC

Dylan vs Goldberg

• Dylan's music hits, and he walks to the ring with a face reaction.
• Goldberg's music hits and he walks to the ring with a face reaction.
• The dome is lowered.
• The bell rings!
• Goldberg goes right to Dylan, hungry to reclaim the gold he lost two months ago!
• Dylan turns this attempt away, reversing Goldberg's advance into a snap suplex!
• Dylan begins to start stomping on Goldberg's head.
• Goldberg grabs Dylan's foot and pulls him down to the mat.
• Goldberg moves over to Dylan's head, and locks in a front facelock.
• Goldberg had it in for a few seconds, but Dylan pulled himself up, and landed an impromptu jawbreaker to break the hold.
• Dylan picks up Goldberg, and executes an Irish Whip.
• Dylan runs to the opposite direction, and lands a spear!
• That one shook the Dome, and the ring!
• Dylan begins to climb the Dome.
• He gets to the hole at the top, and tries to go through.
• But Goldberg got up, and is trying to pull Dylan down.
• Dylan can't hold on much longer!
• Dylan falls!
• Goldberg picks up Dylan, and lifts him up!
• Jackhammer!
• Goldberg climbs up one side of the Dome.
• But, instead of going to the hole at the top, Goldberg is positioning himself!
• Elbow drop!
• But it doesn't look like he is done!
• Goldberg lost his title, he wants major revenge!
• Goldberg picks up Dylan and starts to smash his face into the Dome
• Once! Twice!
• Dylan pushed against the mesh the third time, and immediately kicks Dylan in the stomach!
• 7531!
• Dylan climbs up the mesh and out of the hole!

*John Morrison is found backstage with Lena Yada*

Yada: What word do you have to say about just hpapened?
Morrison: I tell ya, I've got a ton of words to say. I'm tickjed off at Dreamer, at Deloser, and at GM Neutron. I tell ya, Stone cold and I bust our asses and we get nothing while Deloser and Dreamer sit on their lazy good for nothing asses and they get to keep the those WWE Tag Team belts. I'm sick and tired of this. A man of my stature doesn't deserve this. I'm sure on RAW I will get something better than this. This is TLC match, not a ladder match. The rules simply state that you win the match by scoring a pinfall. That means that a rematch is in order. GM do something about it or Stone Cold will come after you.