[QUOTE="D-Tru-King"]*Monty Brown's music hits and he walks to the 6-sided ring with the crowd going nuts! Mike Taney is waiting in the ring patiently.*
MT: Alphamale Monty Brown..
MB: THE Alphamale Monty Brown! Get it right.
*Brown rubs his hands as if they're by a camp fire.*
MB: You feel that? You feel that?! Well let me tell something right here. And let me blaze everybody who's been talking about the Alphamale. Group you all together and blaze you all at one time! Starting with you Joe.. FAT Joe. You want a TNA X-Division match with the Alphamale...? And you!
*Brown slaps his chest and blinks his eyes wildly.*
MB: Big show.. The only dominant superstar on the Serengeti is the Alphamale.
MT: Big show, he's the former WWE, ECW, and WCW World champion, world's largest athlete. Well over 10 years Show has displayed his dominance throughout the years. He's has won many titles and has beaten many top stars. You have the opportunity to prove who's the better man this Thursday on iMPACT! but the winner of the other X-Division qualification match will be waiting for you at Night Of Champions.
MB: HEEEY Joe! Why you running around with that cheese burger in your hand? And you, Jeff Hardy..
*MB laughs.*
MB: I got something for both! I don't care what you think *Pointing at MT*, I don't care what you think *Pointing at DW*, like I said, I'm blazing everybody tonight. Show you maybe considered dominant going in, but you won't be going out. You know, and the Alphamale knows that no one can stop the most dominant male on two feet! And then it's time for war.. and that's the kind of war I bring to the so called "dare devil"(In a high, squeaky voice), Jeff Hardy! Because he can not deal with the Alphamale.. You don't want to admit it, I know, Don *Pointing at DW*.. You don't want to admit it, Tenay *Pointing at MT*. It doesn't matter, but the truth remains the same! The Alphamale was here, the Alphamale was the 1st, the Alphamale will be the last! I am the Alphamale.. The Alphamale is me.. he is I.. and I am him. No one can stop me! You all know it *Pointing at camera*, they know it *Pointing at crowd, and Thursday, Fat Show... or whatever you want to call him, I call him a hippophant. Half hippo, half elephant.. hippophant. And you, Jeff.. a herbivore.. a plant eater. The real deal is standing before you, THE Alphamale! What else, stupid questions you got?
MT: Monty Brown, the Alphamale, you have to face the fact that in this 3-way match up, the TNA management newtruegunner.. You know he's gonna be watching very closely at this bout and one would presume that the winner of this match, taking huge strides and moving toward a shot at the eventual TNA World Heavyweight Champion.
MB: The Alphamale could care less whether newtruegunner's watching. The Alphamale could care less whoever's watching. I have business to take care of on the Serengeti, that is MY watering hole! No one takes it from me! Thursday THE BIG SHOW WILL FEEL THE POOOOOUUUUUNCEEEEE!!!!!
*Monty Brown wipes his head on MT's microphone.*
MB: PERIOD!
*Monty Brown's music hits and he leaves the ring with the crowd chanting wildly!*AndYOU
Joe: Be careful what you say Monty. You think you can beat me, and we'll find out who can beat who come Thursday when we fight
MB: Be careful what I say? I got nothing to fear. You can't even get the days right. I, the Alphamale, Monty Brown will be facing Big Show... Fat Show. If you beat Jeff Hard, the "dare devil"(says in a squeaky voice) then you will face me. But it doesn't really matter which one of you advances, I don't care who I beat.
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