WOTU S-S: Total Nonstop Action Thread

Bret Hart: RVD.....you SOB...you aren't funny, going as far as to write an immature letter..you are both degenerates....I'm tired of the respect the "Hart Foundation" gets around here. RVD...you punk....you want to start something, be my guest.

Jim: Woah, woah, woah, hold on there, I'm not done. Lashley, at Night Of Champions I will leave as the ECW Television Champion and there isn't anything you can do about it because Bret will make sure that your little homosexual friend over there doesn't interfere, heck, we'll do it now.

*Jim Neidhart and Bret Hart rush the ring*

*Bret Hart attacks RVD and Jim Neidhart attacks Bobby Lashley*

*Jim Neidhart hits the Anvil Flattener to Lashley out of the ring*

*Bret Hart Spike DDT's RVD and then gets him in the Sharpshooter*

Bret Hart: We aren't done yet, Jim, get a chair.

*Jim gets a chair and gives it to Bret who puts it over RVD's head*

*Jim climbs to the top rope and knee drops the chair to RVD's skull*

*Lashley gets into the ring and charges at Jim who Flapjacks him in the air and Bret hits the neckbreaker*

*The Hart Foundation exits the ring*

Bret Hart: I hope you understand now.....don't mess with the Hart Foundation and at Night of Champions Jim will retain, I'll make sure of that.

*London and Kendrick appear on the titantron with Lauren*

Lauren: Back when you guys were in the WWE, on SmackDown, you won the WWE Tag Team Championship. Do you think you can win it on TNA

Kendrick: Oh most definitely. All we have to beat is the two tubbies and some old man and some little kid.

London: hahaha...Nice one man...haha

Lauren: So do you...

*London takes the mic*

London: Excuse me, Team Fatty, Hardcore Haley & Cody Pick My Nose, get ready because at Night of Champions the champions, us, will show why the PPV is named that when we walk out at TNA's tag team champions.

*Londrick leaves*

How do you get up from that:roll:

No one is imortal in the simmed season, just thought you'd know.

How do you get up from that:roll:

No one is imortal in the simmed season, just thought you'd know.

android1000

1. I've (RVD) got a head thick as concrete from working in ECW.

2. Bret and Jim's age. Come on, they're old. Duh!!:roll:

3. It could be staged. Who knows they might've not wanted to hurt us, maybe show us what will happen.

And the truth:

4. I repalced all the seats on the steel charis with plastic! And the one I used on Jim was cast iron.

You see, in the end it all works out! Hart Foundation, you've been punk'd!

[QUOTE="android1000"]

How do you get up from that:roll:

No one is imortal in the simmed season, just thought you'd know.

Newmanfan14

1. I've (RVD) got a head thick as concrete from working in ECW.

2. Bret and Jim's age. Come on, they're old. Duh!!:roll:

3. It could be staged. Who knows they might've not wanted to hurt us, maybe show us what will happen.

And the truth:

4. I repalced all the seats on the steel charis with plastic! And the one I used on Jim was cast iron.

You see, in the end it all works out! Hart Foundation, you've been punk'd!

:roll:

All the legends in this simmed season are the age they were when they worked for the WWF. That doesn't make RVD immortal, concussions are really even if you are from ECW.

Don't worry about it, you are new so I'm just telling you what's what, no need to make up things.

[QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"]

How do you get up from that:roll:

No one is imortal in the simmed season, just thought you'd know.

android1000

1. I've (RVD) got a head thick as concrete from working in ECW.

2. Bret and Jim's age. Come on, they're old. Duh!!:roll:

3. It could be staged. Who knows they might've not wanted to hurt us, maybe show us what will happen.

And the truth:

4. I repalced all the seats on the steel charis with plastic! And the one I used on Jim was cast iron.

You see, in the end it all works out! Hart Foundation, you've been punk'd!

:roll:

All the legends in this simmed season are the age they were when they worked for the WWF. That doesn't make RVD immortal, concussions are really even if you are from ECW.

Don't worry about it, you are new so I'm just telling you what's what, no need to make up things.

[QUOTE="android1000"][QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"]

How do you get up from that:roll:

No one is imortal in the simmed season, just thought you'd know.

Newmanfan14

1. I've (RVD) got a head thick as concrete from working in ECW.

2. Bret and Jim's age. Come on, they're old. Duh!!:roll:

3. It could be staged. Who knows they might've not wanted to hurt us, maybe show us what will happen.

And the truth:

4. I repalced all the seats on the steel charis with plastic! And the one I used on Jim was cast iron.

You see, in the end it all works out! Hart Foundation, you've been punk'd!

:roll:

All the legends in this simmed season are the age they were when they worked for the WWF. That doesn't make RVD immortal, concussions are really even if you are from ECW.

Don't worry about it, you are new so I'm just telling you what's what, no need to make up things.

Easy, the more you sim the better chance you have to win. I'm sure Michael will come up with something....

[QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"][QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"]

How do you get up from that:roll:

No one is imortal in the simmed season, just thought you'd know.

android1000

1. I've (RVD) got a head thick as concrete from working in ECW.

2. Bret and Jim's age. Come on, they're old. Duh!!:roll:

3. It could be staged. Who knows they might've not wanted to hurt us, maybe show us what will happen.

And the truth:

4. I repalced all the seats on the steel charis with plastic! And the one I used on Jim was cast iron.

You see, in the end it all works out! Hart Foundation, you've been punk'd!

:roll:

All the legends in this simmed season are the age they were when they worked for the WWF. That doesn't make RVD immortal, concussions are really even if you are from ECW.

Don't worry about it, you are new so I'm just telling you what's what, no need to make up things.

Easy, the more you sim the better chance you have to win. I'm sure Michael will come up with something....

[QUOTE="android1000"][QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"][QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"]

How do you get up from that:roll:

No one is imortal in the simmed season, just thought you'd know.

Newmanfan14

1. I've (RVD) got a head thick as concrete from working in ECW.

2. Bret and Jim's age. Come on, they're old. Duh!!:roll:

3. It could be staged. Who knows they might've not wanted to hurt us, maybe show us what will happen.

And the truth:

4. I repalced all the seats on the steel charis with plastic! And the one I used on Jim was cast iron.

You see, in the end it all works out! Hart Foundation, you've been punk'd!

:roll:

All the legends in this simmed season are the age they were when they worked for the WWF. That doesn't make RVD immortal, concussions are really even if you are from ECW.

Don't worry about it, you are new so I'm just telling you what's what, no need to make up things.

Easy, the more you sim the better chance you have to win. I'm sure Michael will come up with something....

Yep, that's him, your welcome, many of people have done that in the past so I just thought I'd confront you like I did them.

[QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"][QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"][QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"]

How do you get up from that:roll:

No one is imortal in the simmed season, just thought you'd know.

android1000

1. I've (RVD) got a head thick as concrete from working in ECW.

2. Bret and Jim's age. Come on, they're old. Duh!!:roll:

3. It could be staged. Who knows they might've not wanted to hurt us, maybe show us what will happen.

And the truth:

4. I repalced all the seats on the steel charis with plastic! And the one I used on Jim was cast iron.

You see, in the end it all works out! Hart Foundation, you've been punk'd!

:roll:

All the legends in this simmed season are the age they were when they worked for the WWF. That doesn't make RVD immortal, concussions are really even if you are from ECW.

Don't worry about it, you are new so I'm just telling you what's what, no need to make up things.

Easy, the more you sim the better chance you have to win. I'm sure Michael will come up with something....

Yep, that's him, your welcome, many of people have done that in the past so I just thought I'd confront you like I did them.

[QUOTE="android1000"][QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"][QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"][QUOTE="Newmanfan14"][QUOTE="android1000"]

How do you get up from that:roll:

No one is imortal in the simmed season, just thought you'd know.

Newmanfan14

1. I've (RVD) got a head thick as concrete from working in ECW.

2. Bret and Jim's age. Come on, they're old. Duh!!:roll:

3. It could be staged. Who knows they might've not wanted to hurt us, maybe show us what will happen.

And the truth:

4. I repalced all the seats on the steel charis with plastic! And the one I used on Jim was cast iron.

You see, in the end it all works out! Hart Foundation, you've been punk'd!

:roll:

All the legends in this simmed season are the age they were when they worked for the WWF. That doesn't make RVD immortal, concussions are really even if you are from ECW.

Don't worry about it, you are new so I'm just telling you what's what, no need to make up things.

Easy, the more you sim the better chance you have to win. I'm sure Michael will come up with something....

Yep, that's him, your welcome, many of people have done that in the past so I just thought I'd confront you like I did them.

*titantron begins to act weird then a message appears*

The X-Division Champion is................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_8mTZrOJME

He returns to the ring as champ, 7/1/08!

Roster:

1. Monty Brown
2. Batista
3. Big Show
4. Steve Austin
5. John Cena
6. Jeff Hardy
7. John Morrison
8. Samoa Joe
9. The Rock
10. Rey Mysterio
11. Kane
12. Paul London
13. Brian Kendrick
14. Sting
15. Bret Hart
16. Jim Neidhart
17. Ron Killings
18. Roderick Strong
19. Rob Van Dam
20. JBL
21. Bobby Lashley
22. The Great Khali
23. Brother Ray
24. Brother Devon
25. Hardcore Holly
26. Chris Benoit
27. Mark Henry
28. Santino Marella
29. Cody Rhodes
30. Abyss
31. Test
32. Matt Hardy
33. Dylan
34. Tommy Dreamer
35. Shelton Benjamin
36. Scott Steiner

General Manager: D-Tru-King

Champions:

Title Status:

• TNA Tag Team Champs - Paul London & Brian Kendrick
  • #1 Contenders - Brother Ray & Brother Devon "Team 3D"
  • #2 Contenders - Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy "Hardy Boyz"
  • #3 Contenders - RVD & Bobby Lashley
  • #4 Contenders - Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart "Hart Foundation"
  • #5 Contenders - Cody Rhodes & Hardcore Holly
• ECW Television Champ - Jim Neidhart
  • #1 Contender - Bobby Lashley
• TNA X-Division Champ - Rob Van Dam
  • #1 Contender - VACANT
• ECW World Heavyweight Champ - Big Show
  • #1 Contender - VACANT
• TNA World Heavyweight Champ - Steve Austin
  • #1 Contender - Kane

Injury Report:

1. Pending..

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Character Images:

Tag Team Images:

*The Rock found backs Stage*

Rock: "Hahahaha......Its great to be back however.....I want to point something out......You see this!"

*Points to his waist8

"Well over the past few years its been cold and starving for gold.......And the first title I want to be around my waist belongs to you*takes of sunglasses* Big show......"

"What do you say buddy?"

JBL: I only pick the best best.

*Dreamer walks in*

JBL: Dreamer

Dreamer: Bradshaw

JBL: I'll see you later GM.

*JBL walks away*

Dreamer: I will like to have a word GM.

OOC: Are you actually gonna continue to sim actively?D-Tru-King

Dreamer: Sounds like a plan GM. I will make you proud.FullMetalWWant

*Lashley spears Dreamer, then begins to hit him with a chair*

.......You want the ECW Television Champion, then I'll see you at the GAB, because Jim when I get my hands on you, that belt is coming with me, while the ring announcer proclaims that Bobby Lashley is the new ECW Television Champion!

Woah, woah, woah Bobby! What did you do!? Look I know you're mad but take it out on Jim, not some defenseless person! *Points to Dreamer, who's knocked out* Look Dylan, he didn't mean it, he's just upset about not being a champ. Just give him his match please? I swear if he doesn't, he will go crazy and will extract his own revenge on Jim, and trust me, it won't be pretty.

Well!!!! Its the Big Show!
Big Show comes out with the ECW World Heavyweight Championship and gets a mic
Show: You know, I came out ECW Champion and I made a promise to keep this until I lose it
and I won't lose it now! The Rock and JBL want my ECW World Heavyweight Championship? Well
I only defend it against one of you guys! You see at the Great American Bash I would like to
defend it against one of you guys so whoever it is I'm reading because I'm the Big Show, so GM
I suggestion that on ECW, we should have a Extreme Rules Match for a Contendership for the
ECW World Heavyweight Championship because at Night of Champions I had a ECW Extreme Rules
match and in order to prove that you deserve this title, Rocky and John, you better go through
the same thing I did!
Show drops the mic and leaves

*One of a Kind starts, and out comes RVD and Lashley*

Say hello to your new TNA X-Division Champion *Crowd chants with him* Rob....Van....Dam!!!! At least one of us had a good night at NOC. You see Lashley was screwed of the ECW Television Championship. Do we have.....we do have clips from his match. Let 'em roll!

*Clips are shown from the television title match*

But we must show what happened after Jim won.

*Clip is shown after Jim won*

You know I believe Jim's backbone just about popped out of his skin. Hold on, I got a still from when he was speared.

*Pic is shown of Jim speared with a spine photoshopped on his back.*

If Lashley speared Jim any harder, his whole skeleton would've popped out!! Now as we all know the big tsg team tourament is tonight, I hope. Altough my friend Bobby here, wants to ask GM Dylan a question.

Bobby: GM Dylan, like I said eariler, I want a falls count anywhere of no count-outs angainst Jim for the ECW Television Championship Thursday, and if you want to put Dreamer in, I don't care. I'm just after Jim! Be warned anvil, I will flatten you out!

Now I just have one more thing to say, I want Jeff to come out here. I want to congratulate you on one hell of a match you put me in Sunday. I just want to thank you, so come on out.

[QUOTE="FullMetalWWant"]Dreamer: Sounds like a plan GM. I will make you proud.Newmanfan14

*Lashley spears Dreamer, then begins to hit him with a chair*

.......You want the ECW Television Champion, then I'll see you at the GAB, because Jim when I get my hands on you, that belt is coming with me, while the ring announcer proclaims that Bobby Lashley is the new ECW Television Champion!

Woah, woah, woah Bobby! What did you do!? Look I know you're mad but take it out on Jim, not some defenseless person! *Points to Dreamer, who's knocked out* Look Dylan, he didn't mean it, he's just upset about not being a champ. Just give him his match please? I swear if he doesn't, he will go crazy and will extract his own revenge on Jim, and trust me, it won't be pretty.

Well!!!! Its the Big Show!
Big Show comes out with the ECW World Heavyweight Championship and gets a mic
Show: You know, I came out ECW Champion and I made a promise to keep this until I lose it
and I won't lose it now! The Rock and JBL want my ECW World Heavyweight Championship? Well
I only defend it against one of you guys! You see at the Great American Bash I would like to
defend it against one of you guys so whoever it is I'm reading because I'm the Big Show, so GM
I suggestion that on ECW, we should have a Extreme Rules Match for a Contendership for the
ECW World Heavyweight Championship because at Night of Champions I had a ECW Extreme Rules
match and in order to prove that you deserve this title, Rocky and John, you better go through
the same thing I did!
Show drops the mic and leaves

fan211

Roster:

1. Monty Brown
2. Batista
3. Big Show
4. Steve Austin
5. John Cena
6. Jeff Hardy
7. John Morrison
8. Samoa Joe
9. The Rock
10. Rey Mysterio
11. Kane
12. Paul London
13. Brian Kendrick
14. Sting
15. Bret Hart
16. Jim Neidhart
17. Ron Killings
18. Roderick Strong
19. Rob Van Dam
20. JBL
21. Bobby Lashley
22. The Great Khali
23. Brother Ray
24. Brother Devon
25. Hardcore Holly
26. Chris Benoit
27. Mark Henry
28. Santino Marella
29. Cody Rhodes
30. Abyss
31. Test
32. Matt Hardy
33. Dylan
34. Tommy Dreamer
35. Shelton Benjamin
36. Scott Steiner

General Manager: D-Tru-King

Champions:

Title Status:

• TNA Tag Team Champs - Paul London & Brian Kendrick
  • #1 Contenders - Brother Ray & Brother Devon "Team 3D"
  • #2 Contenders - Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy "Hardy Boyz"
  • #3 Contenders - RVD & Bobby Lashley
  • #4 Contenders - Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart "Hart Foundation"
  • #5 Contenders - Cody Rhodes & Hardcore Holly
• ECW Television Champ - Jim Neidhart
  • #1 Contender - Bobby Lashley
  • #2 Contender - Tommy Dreamer
• TNA X-Division Champ - Rob Van Dam
  • #1 Contender - VACANT
• ECW World Heavyweight Champ - Big Show
  • #1 Contender - The Rock
  • #2 Contender - JBL
• TNA World Heavyweight Champ - Steve Austin
  • #1 Contender - Kane

Injury Report:

1. John Morrison: 2nd degree burns; Bruised ribs - 2 Weeks
2. Big Show: Minor burns; Swollen eye - 1 Week

#1 CONTENDERSHIP: ECW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Tommy Dreamer Vs. Bobby Lashley
Extreme Rules Match
Vs.

#1 CONTENDERSHIP: ECW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
JBL Vs. The Rock
Extreme Rules Match
Vs.

Brother Ray & Brother Devon "Team 3D" Vs. Steve Austin
2-on-1 Extreme Rules Handicap Match
Vs.

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GM Dylan: I know... But you're not the only one so I got a plan. In one week on iMPACT, at the end of the night I will name the number one contender for the TNA World title. Whoever impresses me the most will have that privilege.D-Tru-King

GM Dylan: You WILL wait. Do I make myself clear?

OOC: The competitor Dylan was made GM just in case you missed that ;)

Rock:"JBL....Do I make My self clear whenm I say stay outta the way I want my ECW Championaship around my waist?"

"So back off if you know whats good for you!"

GM Dylan: You WILL wait. Do I make myself clear?

OOC: The competitor Dylan was made GM just in case you missed that ;)

D-Tru-King

GM Dylan: I'm a superstar who calls the shots.
*Dylan hooks Kane with a right that sends him to the ground. Kane gets to his hands and knees but Dylan kicks him in the head, knocking him out. Dylan leans over.*
GM Dylan: Am I clear now?
*GM Dylan laughs and leaves.*D-Tru-King

GM Dylan: I'm a superstar who calls the shots.
*Dylan hooks Kane with a right that sends him to the ground. Kane gets to his hands and knees but Dylan kicks him in the head, knocking him out. Dylan leans over.*
GM Dylan: Am I clear now?
*GM Dylan laughs and leaves.*D-Tru-King

You see Bobby, that hidden camera we put up trying to prove GM Dylan was a past wrestler was true!

Bobby: Meh. I JUST WANT TO KILL JIM!!!!!!!

Sorry Bob, but you got to fight Tommy Dreamer for no. 1 contendership tonight.

Bobby: I hope you know a good doctor Dreamer, 'cause after tonight, you'll be in so many pieces, it won't be funny.

Hey well don't worry 'bout that Lashley. Why don't you go backstage and prepare for your match tonight.

Bobby: Fine *Lashley leaves*

Hey, I'm gonna be out here all night! * RVD gets out the ring, pulls out a chair from under the ring, and sit down* I don't have a match tonight, so maybe GM Dylan can let RVD be special geust commentator, 'cause I'm staying out here until Jeff comes out here, so I can congratulate him.

OOC: Dylan dominated the simmed season and never lost. He destroyed everybody.

GM Dylan: SGC? Alright.

*JBL walks towards Dreamer*

JBL: Listen Dreamer, I know we hate each other for our past, but now things are different. I have a chance to go to the GAB, my pay-per-view, in order to become the ECW Heavyweight champion.

Dreamer: Well, Bradshaw, I got a chance to become the ECW Television Champion and I'm going to show Bobby that I can be champion again.

JBL: You have a point. But I will beat The Rock. I will become the new ECW Heavyweight Champion because I AM A WRESTLING GOD!!!!!

*JBL leaves*

Dreamer: Well, now that the so called god is gone, I can focus on beating Bobby tonight.

*Stone Cold's music hits and he walks out to the ring*

Stone Cold: If you like what you see give me a hell yeah

Crowd: HELL YEAH!

Stone Cold: If you like me as the TNA Damn World Heavyweight Champion, give me a hell yeah.

Crowd: Hell Yeah, Hell Yeah, Hell Yeah

Stone Cold: That's what I thought, I'm the TNA Champion like I said I was going to be. My fellow superstars wouldn't listen and now look of them. They look like jack @$$es. Now that I'm champion, I have a target on my back. I say bring it to all the challeners because I don't give a damn because I will stomp a mudhole in all of your @$$'s and beat the holy $hit out of all of you and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINNNNNNNEEE, BECAUSE STONNNNNE COOLLLLLDD SAID SOOOOOOOO!

*Stone Cold's music hits and he clmbs to the top rope and calls for two beers*

*Stone Cold catches the two beers and busts them open by hitting them against each other. Stone Cold then drinks both of them and raisies it to the crowd.

*John Morrison comes out with his ribs tapped and burns all over his back as he applaudes Stone Cold*