beserker vs. bigdaddy vs.general raam vs. snake vs. masterchief vs. mario

solid snake would take him out like he took out rex :Dkirby43c1d

not before Jack Carver throws his boat at him!

......chuck norrisairborneboy1018

...Is at a tag-teambar fightwith Kratos and they're kicking lots of ***

sounds like SUPER SMASH BROS 3!

Jack Bauer and Jack Krauser are fighting angry Spaniards while defusing a nuclear bomb, engineering a new type of automotive fuel, creating the cure for cancer, and getting tickets to the next Superbowl.

Yeah... multitasking.

mister rogers in a blood stained sweater

mc coz he has killed millions of covt blu the hell outta halo stop a crazy parasite from getting loose anilated a whole covt amrada floated in to space with a bomb an planted it on a ship killed covt leaders he isnearly 1 and a half tons of plastaseel and genrally is a real bad ass mario might have a hammer but has he devastated a whole race bent on destorying the galaxy no not really lol

MASTERCHIEF and SNAKE in the finals

of course snake wins, hes faced on bigger and strongerthan masterchief

he has a cool mullet too ;p

ROFLMAO!!

snake alsocomesbackcamoflagued as a cardboard box

ROFLMAO!!

snake alsocomesbackcamoflagued as a cardboard box

well,there all on a batlle field,rihgt,so snake is using his hiding skillz and he is hiding behind a wall or something,big daddies are just stumbling around,the berserker is flaling her arms around everywhere cause the sound.general ram standing in the middle of it all,and mastercheif is driving a warthogaround battle area

....oh yah,and mario is an idiot so he jumps in the middle of it all and eveyone is like "what the hell!" and there is a long akward pause,then he gets poped in the head.

so master cheif gets there and starts it all,first thing he does is take on a berserker,he shoots it,doesnt do anything,but the berserker accidentally runs into a little sister,and big daddy and it starts fighting,master cheif is in the process of just throwing granades all over the place,while the big daddy and berserker are beeing stupid and fighting eachother.snake is sniping general raam from far off,and is doing alot of damage untill mc shows up behind snake and they start shooting eahcother,but snake uses camofluage and gets away barely.....

well while the big daddy and bersker are fighting,the big daddy bolts a couple of yards away,turns on his drill,and the berserker runs right into it.

mc and snake are both shooting raam from far away,and raam dies,tho mc and snake are badly injured.

the big daddy doesnt give a crap,and just wants to protect the little sister,and is just not resorting to violence

but mc and snake are going at it.mc will pop snake one,then snake will disapear,snake will get mcs life low,and then he will run off,but as you see mc run off,you see him get into a warthog,and he runs snake over

now hes heading towards the big daddy in a warthog,planning to run himover,but the warthog just basicly smashes into the big daddy,and he barley flinches,the big daddy wasnt affected,tho mc went flying,while knocked out on the ground,the big daddy puts a drill through his chest.

big daddy wins

would make an awesome movie

Mario pees his pants, slips in it, hits his head and is out.

Master Cheif removes his helmet to reveal he is indeed a woman and is sniped between the eyes by snake.

Raam kills the berserker because thats his X wife.

Big Daddy doesn't like what Raam did to the berserker and stabs Raam in the heart.

While Snake takes a grenade and puts it into big daddys suit.

Snake then dies 5 years later from lung cancer.

Peace.

[QUOTE="kennykaos317"]Berserker owns them all easily.Ultra-Alue

Berserkers are female.

I changed my mind. Here is how the battle would go:

Solid Snake would be lured away by Master Chief because the Chief offered him a cigarette. He is then killed by shotgun round to the face.

The berserker can't see. So, she kills Master Chief even though they're on the same side (Microsoft).

RAAM would fart and kill all his kryll and everyone else except the Big Daddy and himself (Big Daddy is wearing a suit).

They are all subsequently killed by me.

Wow no one is givin it up for my main man Snake. I agree mario has the most experience. Beserker, Big daddy, and General raam should have no place in this, they all die in the games, and are not playable characters (im leaving out raam in the multiplayer- no story in multiplayer) Now to list the good of all the rest.

Snake (my favorite)- Stealthy, called the greatest soldier ever, cloned after the greatest soldier ever, best knowledge of all combat CQC and long range, Strong willed.

Masterchief- Has suit to enhance him, good run and gun experience, vehicular knowledge, good knowledge of futuristic weapons

Mario- Has ability to mutate into gigantic version of self, has most experience, spectacular knowledge of oddly shaped enemies

(for the record mario has no more place in this contest, he was designed for children and would not hold a stick in mature fights.)

Now if you stripped it all down to hand to hand Snake would win. If it you were to give each a machine gun and say go at it masterchief would win(sadly). Overall modern battle experience Snake. If you were to give each a vehicle masterchief would win. In a stealthy fight Snake would win.

Overall snake beats masterchief because of better skills,and experience,all masterchief has is his equipment, no strategy what-so-ever.

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[QUOTE="MuffinPunk"]Damn, all those men doing that one berserker. Thats gotta be painful for her.Dotcue

is that confirmed? is the beserker a SHE?

yep, its confirmed, have you ever played Gears of War? i guess not

Yeah I played gears and beat it 3 times but I never payed any attention to the story because its way too lame

mario would win cause hed get a giant mushroom and stomp on everyoneSup11722

The master chief would waste mario with a few shots from a magnum

Only to look down to see the drill of a big daddy ripping through his chest

Wow no one is givin it up for my main man Snake. I agree mario has the most experience. Beserker, Big daddy, and General raam should have no place in this, they all die in the games, and are not playable characters (im leaving out raam in the multiplayer- no story in multiplayer) Now to list the good of all the rest.

Snake (my favorite)- Stealthy, called the greatest soldier ever, cloned after the greatest soldier ever, best knowledge of all combat CQC and long range, Strong willed.

Yes, this was true for the time but 500 hundred years of technological and genetical advancement put him at the bottom of a long list. I love Snake but I'd take any SPARTAN II over him in a fight, anyday.

Masterchief- Has suit to enhance him, good run and gun experience, vehicular knowledge, good knowledge of futuristic weapons

That and SO MUCH more. You're not giving him nearly the amount of credit he deserves.

Mario- Has ability to mutate into gigantic version of self, has most experience, spectacular knowledge of oddly shaped enemies(for the record mario has no more place in this contest, he was designed for children and would not hold a stick in mature fights.)

Now if you stripped it all down to hand to hand Snake would win.

Are you kidding me?! In a close combat fight, Snake would get torn apart by MC. The chief has been genetically altered to be able to lift far beyond superhuman proportions. His speed and reflexes are unmatched and he weighs over half a ton. Snake wouldn't stand a chance in hell fighting MC in closed quarters.

If it you were to give each a machine gun and say go at it masterchief would win(sadly).

For the most part, I could agree with this. It would be closer to the truth to say "if all hadANY kind of weapon, MC would still win."

Overall modern battle experience Snake.

You greatly underestimate the chief. Niether are any more experienced than the other. Chief's been training like a Navy SEAL, aFORCE RECON Marine, and a SAS Commando, all combined, since he was 7 years old and fighting like a lion ever since. If anything, it's a tie.

If you were to give each a vehicle masterchief would win. In a stealthy fight Snake would win.

Wouldn't know. The only thing we've seen Snake drive is a snowmobile...oh wait, maybe that was Meryl? As for being stealthy, read the books. You'd be surprised at what a SPARTAN II can do to stay undetected. Snake is not even that stealthy without that insta-camo anyway.

Overall snake beats masterchief because of better skills,and experience,all masterchief has is his equipment, no strategy what-so-ever.

"Better skills?" Yeah right, could Snake defeat an entire Covenant armada by himself? I didn't think so. Shadow Moses would be a walk in the park for the chief. He'd just show up and start killing EVERYTHING.

"All masterchief has is his equipment." Haha yeah, and all Snake has is his insta-camo and a pack of cigaretts. Neither of which will save him from the chief. Insta-camo has been used against the chief before by Covenant elites. Look what happened to them.

"No strategy what-so-ever." Once again you underestimate the chief. I'd suggest you to read the Halo books if you wanna find out more about MC and discover for yourself just how much of a badass he really is.

The true climax of the battle would be "chief kills everything." THE END

Soulmine32b

General RAAM will because he has a shield of kryls

alright heres how it would go down,

RAAMs Kryll kill everyone but him the big daddy and master chief. while the kryll are off of him MC gets him in the face with a sniper shot and then the big daddy plows through him with his drill. Then MC grabs one of those H3 hammers and smashes off the BDs helmet revealing none other than Chuck Norris. Chuck takes off the suit for better mobility and round houses MC, knocking off his helmet revealing...BRUCE LEE!

*epic battle for 7 days*

both men are tired and injured. Bruce with a broken arm and CN with an eye poked out. They go for a round house at the exact same time, there feet colide in the air with the force of an Atom Bomb, this destroys everything what they are standing on and drops them down into the belly of the earth were they fall asleep on impact.

When they wake up they both feel rejuvinated and look over and see the devil and his legions of minions, forcing them to team up and realize how much more powerfull they are together. They defeat the legions and the devil and take over everything in existence.

alright heres how it would go down,

RAAMs Kryll kill everyone but him the big daddy and master chief. while the kryll are off of him MC gets him in the face with a sniper shot and then the big daddy plows through him with his drill. Then MC grabs one of those H3 hammers and smashes off the BDs helmet revealing none other than Chuck Norris. Chuck takes off the suit for better mobility and round houses MC, knocking off his helmet revealing...BRUCE LEE!

*epic battle for 7 days*

both men are tired and injured. Bruce with a broken arm and CN with an eye poked out. They go for a round house at the exact same time, there feet colide in the air with the force of an Atom Bomb, this destroys everything what they are standing on and drops them down into the belly of the earth were they fall asleep on impact.

When they wake up they both feel rejuvinated and look over and see the devil and his legions of minions, forcing them to team up and realize how much more powerfull they are together. They defeat the legions and the devil and take over everything in existence.

hustler_151

That would actually be pretty sweet haha.