Funniest 360 red ring article ever!!

just browsing the web and i came across an article about a xbox360 owner talking about his 360 dying on him! leave ur thoughts it's really funny! here is the artice

http://www.ripten.com/2008/08/30/my-xbox-360-has-become-abusive/

omg lol

lol yea

"My relationship with the 360 has become abusive. I try to remember only the good times we had and pretend that the times he hit me are long gone. The 360 keeps telling me that he's changed, and I believe it because I love the 360. Then, for no reason, the 360 gets mad and throws me down a flight of stairs, I call the police, and the 360 goes into rehab for 2 weeks."

This dude is havin more than just 360 issues. He must live alone.

Ha! what a loser! I bet hes never had a kiss.

"using it multiple hours every day"

"My relationship with the 360 has become abusive. I try to remember only the good times we had and pretend that the times he hit me are long gone. The 360 keeps telling me that he's changed, and I believe it because I love the 360. Then, for no reason, the 360 gets mad and throws me down a flight of stairs, I call the police, and the 360 goes into rehab for 2 weeks."

This dude is havin more than just 360 issues. He must live alone.

Paperstacker21

He is actually using similies. By police he means microsoft and rehab is repairs.

I know plenty of people that have owned a 360 for more than a year with no problems.

I've had mine only for about 5 months, but I usually play multiple hours everyday, and I have not encountered a single problem yet. Also, this guy obviously has issues. Maybe he's having a release about an abusive parent or something? :P

[QUOTE="Paperstacker21"]

"My relationship with the 360 has become abusive. I try to remember only the good times we had and pretend that the times he hit me are long gone. The 360 keeps telling me that he's changed, and I believe it because I love the 360. Then, for no reason, the 360 gets mad and throws me down a flight of stairs, I call the police, and the 360 goes into rehab for 2 weeks."

This dude is havin more than just 360 issues. He must live alone.

virus_1369

He is actually using similies. By police he means microsoft and rehab is repairs.

(slow, exagerrated clap) Well Done You

[QUOTE="virus_1369"][QUOTE="Paperstacker21"]

"My relationship with the 360 has become abusive. I try to remember only the good times we had and pretend that the times he hit me are long gone. The 360 keeps telling me that he's changed, and I believe it because I love the 360. Then, for no reason, the 360 gets mad and throws me down a flight of stairs, I call the police, and the 360 goes into rehab for 2 weeks."

This dude is havin more than just 360 issues. He must live alone.

darthsnail

He is actually using similies. By police he means microsoft and rehab is repairs.

(slow, exagerrated clap) Well Done You

i just dont see the point of poking jokes at the writer as obviously he also is exaggertaing and using sarcasm.

If he had made a video of what he wrote on youtube he would probably get good ratings and fanly comments.

[QUOTE="virus_1369"][QUOTE="Paperstacker21"]

"My relationship with the 360 has become abusive. I try to remember only the good times we had and pretend that the times he hit me are long gone. The 360 keeps telling me that he's changed, and I believe it because I love the 360. Then, for no reason, the 360 gets mad and throws me down a flight of stairs, I call the police, and the 360 goes into rehab for 2 weeks."

This dude is havin more than just 360 issues. He must live alone.

darthsnail

He is actually using similies. By police he means microsoft and rehab is repairs.

(slow, exagerrated clap) Well Done You

LOL,

GOOD FOR YOU!! Someone got a pat on there head!! (YEAH!!)

He does have a point, but it takes complaining to awhole new level.