Guy in Halo 3 kept saying that I was taking his kills, and kept killing me. Booted him out of the game, and when it was done, all his friends were wondering where he went, didn't notice that he was kicked until the game was over.
I would say going 26-0 on team deathmatch in COD 4 because the other team couldn't find me crawling through the grass and I also received the medal for being near death a certain number of times and surviving and for killing the whole team without dying.
getting overkills all the time because the people on my team are really good too in Halo 3. Or constantly running people over on "Par for the Course" map online battles in Battlefield: BC.
When this british kid starting picking on me, and then i made fun of him so much, he asked me to shut up. Then i said hell no, you started it. Then he left, so i won!
This kid was making fun of me telling me I would never have a girlfriend, but I was hanging out with a big group of people so I sent him a picture of me and 5 or 6 of my attractive female friends pretending to make out with me. He just sends me back "O.O" it was great.
In COD4 like December of 07 me and my friends were playing TDM. Both sides had full teams and were were rushing each other. Everyone on the teams were just going at eachother and my teammates right in front of me just got blasted and the blood came out of the guy's body right into my face. At first it was a "holy ****" moment, then were were laughing. It was intense and crazy
playing headquartes and everyone but one guy left on the other team and he didn't realise. He just kept going for the hq's he ended up with 1 kill for 36 deaths LOL
Once there was huge fight about someone getting killed in a game that it was my fault but in reality it wasn't.Then there was huge fight about whowas the best player it was really funny! :lol:
Two nights ago I was playing GOW2 with 3 friends and a random was thrown into a party. He was a level 6 and probably only 12 or 13 years old, so I tried to give him some pointers. Half way through the game, his older brother took over and started harrassing everybody on our team, I called him out for being a complete moron. He said we were losers for playing GOW2 at 1:00 in the morning--haha, it was 10:00 PM, I guess he doesn't understand time zones. He threatened our lives, said he would give us his address so he could kill us, etc. Seriously what is the matter with teenagers today--not all of them, but quitea few. I kept telling him how ignorant he sounded and he challenged me to a 1v1 game of gears. I invited 4 of my friends to watch the match private but he wouldn't join my game because he wouldn't face me if I had host. I joined his game and my buddies followed to spectate while we played 1v1 execution on Security. I took him out with a frag the first round, he complained, and had a shotty battle the second round in which I gibbed him into 9 little pieces. He proceeded to kick everyone out of the match without even continuing to play and began screaming and yelling, HAHAHAHA. It was probably the most fun I have had in a long time. Most people who talk trash on Live are horrible players with defunct social lives and the capacity to amount to nothing more than a minimum wage low life. Good times on Live!
My funniest moment was when i heard a little welsh boy on his mic getting happy. He had a modded controller and had a37 kill streak on cod 4 ( Bloc )
He tried to get into a glitch, next thing you know he was on the floor twitching ( until he respawned lol ). He then got so frustrated that he started yelling at his mum calling her a fat b*tch and telling her to go bake a cake. lol that was crazy
Some guy thought he was the god of TF2 and he taunts everyone that he kills but when I killed him a few times he wet himself and ran away. I love when people think they are the best and can't accept the fact that there will always be someone better than you.
Non-Americans accusing me of being fat every time I turn my mic on is pretty funny. Also when people call me the n word for no apparant reason and voice messages from people accusingme of cheating, they all bring the lolz.
Gears of War 2. Day One. Execution. An enemy player was standing around a corner reving his chainsaw at me. I ran around and blew him to bits with my shotgun right before he could chainsaw me. :P. And another classic is holding a meatshield and the enemy revs his chainsaw at you, and you drop the baody so he chainsaws that instead and run behind him and kill him with you shotgun. Ahhhh good times
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