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#101 wii_dude101
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mine is "I love you sike!"
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#102 SirCokerThe9th
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[QUOTE="GEARSofWAR360"]mines dont shrink me gypsieyucky_straw

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From Borat.....the movie......I cant even remember mine, my xbox RROD 8 months ago and i never got a new one.

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#103 KamikazeDonut
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Okay this was from Red Vs. Blue

Sarge: Hey can you hold my shotgun shells..IN YOUR GUT! (Bam!)

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#104 spartanwrath
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I eat gun powder and **** hand grenades! any questions!?
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#105 TVHGamer
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Never dance in the rain without a raincoat ;)

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Hahahaha that's great
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#106 hot_juicy_steak
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mine's kill it with fire
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#107 xsqmko
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Mine is from the game Alone in the dark 4 xD.

" I don't have your STONE!!..... And Fock you anyway!! :)))"

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#108 badhoagie91
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YouAreSofaKingWeToddEddsToK3d

HAHA you say funny thing

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#109 spartanwrath
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pikachu in a meat grinder

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#110 nickdastick
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Mine is MonkeyVag=Heaven. If anyone has seen Dave Chappelle's Stand-Up then they know what I'm talking about. It's from a joke he does.

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#111 brandontwb
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I No-Scoped JFK.:)Rob2223
lol
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#112 N9ne-xx
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Mine's pretty sick: "I Got My Hard On"

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#113 ajbanx16
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8===D (l) plain and simple.
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God... Some people amaze me... doesen't anyone besides me realize that people freak out when someone says "Bring Back Slavery" but everyone just laughs when someone says "I no-scpoed JFK" They could both be offensive, one to blacks and the other to Americans. I'm American and I laughed at the JFK one, people need to stop whining. It's a joke, get over it.

But anyway, I digress. The funniest motto I have ever seen was my friend's it was "For the Greater Good" it was mostly funny because he and I were killing ourselves in shadowrun, yelling "For the Greater Good!"

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hahaha what slavery do u think he was talking about? that just makes so little sense

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#115 chaoscougar1
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"Man makes Alcohol, God makes Cannabis...... Oh, **** I'm so high right now man, God, I think I'm floatin' "GreaterthanG0d

yeh im sure saw that one...21 characters right?

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#116 misfit_780
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Mine is currently "OK Time For Plan B"
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#117 Maqda7
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I love this one:

"Surely you can't be serious. I am, and don't call me Shirley."

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#118 stabbystabstab
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[QUOTE="Shredding_Ninja"]

God... Some people amaze me... doesen't anyone besides me realize that people freak out when someone says "Bring Back Slavery" but everyone just laughs when someone says "I no-scpoed JFK" They could both be offensive, one to blacks and the other to Americans. I'm American and I laughed at the JFK one, people need to stop whining. It's a joke, get over it.

But anyway, I digress. The funniest motto I have ever seen was my friend's it was "For the Greater Good" it was mostly funny because he and I were killing ourselves in shadowrun, yelling "For the Greater Good!"

chaoscougar1

hahaha what slavery do u think he was talking about? that just makes so little sense

I no scoped JFK lol.

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#119 TheCamGrdnr
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Code of Conduct
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#120 Laharl5
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"Don't Step in the Grass"

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#122 jordoz92
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[QUOTE="GreaterthanG0d"]"Man makes Alcohol, God makes Cannabis...... Oh, **** I'm so high right now man, God, I think I'm floatin' "chaoscougar1

yeh im sure saw that one...21 characters right?

"im sure saw that one" ...english, right? mine used to be "Are cats flamable?"
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#123 ascendentjustic
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mine be: " let that nerd alone"

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#124 BLAS1AN
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"video games cause violence"

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#125 mrsecksface
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I feed on Blacks.

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#126 ovBlazeMaster
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mine was detachable peenis (won't let me put penis from the song detachable penis by primus.Juggernaut140

Ummmm, No.....the song is done by King Missle.........anywho......mine is "Shut ur FACE!!!"

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#127 badhoagie91
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Porkchop Sandwiches!!

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#129 AxlRoseIsMyDad
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THEN WHO WAS PHONE!? Son I am Disappoint those used to be my mottos I just have something random now.
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#130 irwin888
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did...not screaming like the passengers in his car".

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#131 WeaponXY
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Mine was "This is 21 characters" for a while, then everyone started copying it so I took it off. :(

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#132 WeaponXY
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horn if you're honky :lol:defiant3279
That is a really old bumper sticker. I remember seeing it in an old movie from the 60's...
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#133 TheSoundSystem
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"It's my duty to please that booty"

- Shaft


And I now live by it.

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#134 ihavenonickname
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[QUOTE="Shredding_Ninja"]

God... Some people amaze me... doesen't anyone besides me realize that people freak out when someone says "Bring Back Slavery" but everyone just laughs when someone says "I no-scpoed JFK" They could both be offensive, one to blacks and the other to Americans. I'm American and I laughed at the JFK one, people need to stop whining. It's a joke, get over it.

But anyway, I digress. The funniest motto I have ever seen was my friend's it was "For the Greater Good" it was mostly funny because he and I were killing ourselves in shadowrun, yelling "For the Greater Good!"

chaoscougar1

hahaha what slavery do u think he was talking about? that just makes so little sense

Im not sure what you were refering to chaos cougar, his post or the other kids post. Really youpeople find "I no scoped JFK" funny? a president was murdered and people say "lol', whilst some one said "bring back slavery" and everyone flies off the handle? where is your common sense. (no offense) but dont take be sensitive about racism. Just like the poster above said.

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#135 BlueCoopsy
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mine is "WhoTryd2NoscopeOsama?"

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#136 hitman0104
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[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"spartan----117

not funny.

period.

i laughed
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#137 hitman0104
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Vote 4 ObamaSmoky_Hill
Fck obama
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#138 xxxCr00k3dxxx
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Mine used to be "Teamwork is essential...It gives the enemy more people to shoot at." when i played CoD 4.
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#139 Silhouette_
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[QUOTE="spartan----117"]

[QUOTE="andyg16"]"Bring Back Slavery"hitman0104

not funny.

period.

i laughed



First off let me begin by saying, 'hitman0104' I respect you because you have a sence of humor and are mature enough to not take it in a "racist-related" way. I got temporarily-banned for this today, (sorry to bring back an old thread), but it was completely **** because I meant no racism by it whatsoever, but had it on there as a joke, a friendly-joke, expecting that Xbox Live and "today's" people would be mature enough to handle. I'm far from racist, my (pregnant) girlfriend is half black, my best friend is half black, and I have several well-respected black friends. I think it's sad though, I didn't get suspended because of black people reporting me, (the black people took it the least offensive, and most even laughed about it), they knew I was just kidding. But it was ignorant white people, people of my own race, or wanted to be complete-a**holes and report me for no reason. I honestly just joined a lobby one day (Call of Duty: MW2, ftw),and a "random" looked at my profile, said "Oh look at x Benn xx's profile, it says Bring Back Slavery! Everybody report him, he'll get banned! lololololol lulz", it was him (along with a bunch of other ignorant white kids), who had reported me. It surprises me that black people, african americans, took something like that as the actual joke it was meant to be, and (before you are like "WHAT?!" to what I'm about to say, the true definition of the "n-word", means "ignorant" and "shiftless"), the n***** white kids are the one's who purposely try to get me banned, not because it's offensive to them. It makes you think who/which people are the ones who should truely be called the "n-word", I've seen several more chill, nice, respectful African Americans than I have Caucasians, so far in my lifetime. (I'm even white, which is what surprises me that me, myself, is commenting (negatively) on my own race.) I know I typed a s***-load but I'm on speed at the moment, just checked my e-mail and noticed a "Suspension Notification" from Microsoft -- which I immediately knew what it was, just didn't expect it to happen, and just instantly p***** me the f*** off. I'm disappointed at what happened, and how people act nowadays.

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#140 Overlord93
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[QUOTE="hitman0104"][QUOTE="spartan----117"]

not funny.

period.

Silhouette_

i laughed



First off let me begin by saying, 'hitman0104' I respect you because you have a sence of humor and are mature enough to not take it in a "racist-related" way. I got temporarily-banned for this today, (sorry to bring back an old thread), but it was completely **** because I meant no racism by it whatsoever, but had it on there as a joke, a friendly-joke, expecting that Xbox Live and "today's" people would be mature enough to handle. I'm far from racist, my (pregnant) girlfriend is half black, my best friend is half black, and I have several well-respected black friends. I think it's sad though, I didn't get suspended because of black people reporting me, (the black people took it the least offensive, and most even laughed about it), they knew I was just kidding. But it was ignorant white people, people of my own race, or wanted to be complete-a**holes and report me for no reason. I honestly just joined a lobby one day (Call of Duty: MW2, ftw),and a "random" looked at my profile, said "Oh look at x Benn xx's profile, it says Bring Back Slavery! Everybody report him, he'll get banned! lololololol lulz", it was him (along with a bunch of other ignorant white kids), who had reported me. It surprises me that black people, african americans, took something like that as the actual joke it was meant to be, and (before you are like "WHAT?!" to what I'm about to say, the true definition of the "n-word", means "ignorant" and "shiftless"), the n***** white kids are the one's who purposely try to get me banned, not because it's offensive to them. It makes you think who/which people are the ones who should truely be called the "n-word", I've seen several more chill, nice, respectful African Americans than I have Caucasians, so far in my lifetime. (I'm even white, which is what surprises me that me, myself, is commenting (negatively) on my own race.) I know I typed a s***-load but I'm on speed at the moment, just checked my e-mail and noticed a "Suspension Notification" from Microsoft -- which I immediately knew what it was, just didn't expect it to happen, and just instantly p***** me the f*** off. I'm disappointed at what happened, and how people act nowadays.

How can you get banned for that, it you could be reffering to any kind of slavery, its not even racist...I am just gobsmacked that someone would get banned for something which is not at all offensive, the only people that would offend would be those who seek to see offence in everything.

I mean, i have seen some pretty bad stuff on peoples profiles, and nothing been done about it. Xbox needs some proper mods

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#141 Ice_man_1985
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mine is 'ilove the smell of cd's in the morning'

i know it's lame, but i do love the smell of cd's :lol:

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#142 Mythomniac
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"Riot shields are like tampons, every **** needs them"

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#143 Bllasae
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[QUOTE="Smoky_Hill"]Vote 4 Obamahitman0104
Fck obama

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#144 tjricardo089
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«My motto, f*ck lotto. I'm getting the seven digit from your mother for a dollar tomorrow»

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#145 M31100
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[QUOTE="Rob2223"]I No-Scoped JFK.:)booomer69
Best one Ive read.

LOL!
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#146 M31100
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Mine has to be 'Spray and Pray' as I play a heavy gunner alot in FPS although I do snipe alot
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#147 M31100
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Another good one my mate uses is 'sit down' But thats more semi-serious He also calls someone angry 'storms'
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#148 TopGearDog
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[QUOTE="hitman0104"][QUOTE="spartan----117"]

not funny.

period.

Silhouette_

i laughed



First off let me begin by saying, 'hitman0104' I respect you because you have a sence of humor and are mature enough to not take it in a "racist-related" way. I got temporarily-banned for this today, (sorry to bring back an old thread), but it was completely **** because I meant no racism by it whatsoever, but had it on there as a joke, a friendly-joke, expecting that Xbox Live and "today's" people would be mature enough to handle. I'm far from racist, my (pregnant) girlfriend is half black, my best friend is half black, and I have several well-respected black friends. I think it's sad though, I didn't get suspended because of black people reporting me, (the black people took it the least offensive, and most even laughed about it), they knew I was just kidding. But it was ignorant white people, people of my own race, or wanted to be complete-a**holes and report me for no reason. I honestly just joined a lobby one day (Call of Duty: MW2, ftw),and a "random" looked at my profile, said "Oh look at x Benn xx's profile, it says Bring Back Slavery! Everybody report him, he'll get banned! lololololol lulz", it was him (along with a bunch of other ignorant white kids), who had reported me. It surprises me that black people, african americans, took something like that as the actual joke it was meant to be, and (before you are like "WHAT?!" to what I'm about to say, the true definition of the "n-word", means "ignorant" and "shiftless"), the n***** white kids are the one's who purposely try to get me banned, not because it's offensive to them. It makes you think who/which people are the ones who should truely be called the "n-word", I've seen several more chill, nice, respectful African Americans than I have Caucasians, so far in my lifetime. (I'm even white, which is what surprises me that me, myself, is commenting (negatively) on my own race.) I know I typed a s***-load but I'm on speed at the moment, just checked my e-mail and noticed a "Suspension Notification" from Microsoft -- which I immediately knew what it was, just didn't expect it to happen, and just instantly p***** me the f*** off. I'm disappointed at what happened, and how people act nowadays.

tl;dr

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#149 brimmul777
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Mine is ''Confused Chickens Moo''.Does not make sence,but it's only out of fun.

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#150 M31100
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Mine is ''Confused Chickens Moo''.Does not make sence,but it's only out of fun.

brimmul777
I think it does make sense :D