Funniest smack talk you have heard on live?

just wanted to see if you guys have any smack talk funny moments in your live history that are memorable or just funny. and you can also talk about just the annoying ones.

lol,this reminds me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoACoikOIU

NSFW-language

psychos.

I was playing DOA 4 online and some guy was button-mashing his way to win after win with Zack. He was talking trash to everyone he met. Then this girl entered our lobby using Kasmumi. He got all cocky because he felt that there was no way a girl could beat him. She put him down in less than 10 seconds of each round and when it was over all she said was "Loser."

He dropped out and never came back. It was so funny.

I prefer my insults to be sung to me.

On that note, if you hear any players burst into (profane) song during gameplay, it may be me!

Any arguement in which a little kid starts it.

I remember this one time I was playing GTA 4 and this little kid would shut up, so we all started making fun of him and his mom. So then he starts using the N word and calling us 'Jews and homos' and stuff, so the black guys are talking it all in as a joke as they keep saying 'Kid, shut up, I'm probably your father.' and other stuff about how the kid probably hates black people because he caught his mom is bed with one. And this went on for about 2 1/2 hours straight. Best GTA 4 match I've ever been in.

There was this little kid who would relate our mothers to everything that happened...

We would say "Watch out! A GRENADE!!!"... then the little kid would say "Your mom is watching out for grenades."

We would say "There is a clan match tonight at 10pm!"... he would say "You mom has a clan match tonight at 10pm."

On an on for over an hour... it was not as funny as it was annoying, but some of them were kind of funny...

The guys i play with on cod 4 are always asking the people we play who their health care provider is, what is their po box, and just the most random question they can ask.

Last night we were playing this clan on cod 4 and we beat them the first game 750-400 something. after that game they began to say how we were not that good and we only won because they had an off game.the very next game we beat them 750-60 or 70. they did not say anything the rest of the time they stayed in the party.

Again, starts with the high pitched voices of little kids.

some guy asked him, "Put your mom on the mic, I need to talk to her, cause I don't feel this game is appropriate for you"

The little kid PUT HIS MOM ON THE MIC and they actually discussed it.

I can't really figure out who "fail"ed, the guy who asked, or the little kid...

I was playing with 2 friends in Halo 3 awhile back, playing Team Slayer against a team with a guy named "Supa Mint" on it.

My friend was sugar-high...or something, so he was all "Will you marry me Supa Mint?" As soon as he got killed "I want a divorce Supa Mint!" Best smacktalk ever.

back on ghost reacon 2 (original xbox) we had a lot of good laughs about this kid savage and his gf (cant remember her name). He was the guy we all picked on in our clan. And we would tk him a lot and hump his dead body "Ohhhhh savage".

And another time this little british kid was talking **** I couldnt even understand so I said his dad should have beat him more... He says he doesnt know who is dad is... another guy in the clan says its probably the milkman... and true story Jeff goes hey thats me I work at hood - hey is your moms name Nancy? (he already knew her name from the kid talking) pretty funny cause the kid was going mental in british.

I remember a year or two ago, I rented full auto because I had nothing else to play. I went online and started playing against this guy who everytime he used his boost, he would scream BOOST READY!!!! I swear that he was a little mentally challenged or something because he never said anything else. The best part was for the week that I had the game, everytime I played online he was on and was often the only one playing in the entire world and he would never talk to me no matter how much I persisted.

To this day I still think about BOOST READY guy and I miss him dearly, as it is still makes me laugh out loud now and then just thinking about his crazy proclamations over and over again.

Again, starts with the high pitched voices of little kids.

some guy asked him, "Put your mom on the mic, I need to talk to her, cause I don't feel this game is appropriate for you"

The little kid PUT HIS MOM ON THE MIC and they actually discussed it.

I can't really figure out who "fail"ed, the guy who asked, or the little kid...

Shmiity

The Funniest thing for me happened on COD 4.  My friend kept on making fun of this guys mom, then he was like my mom is dead, so my friend started making fun of him for having no mom.

id say having someone say they ****ed your mom, then saying right back "no you didnt because i was, while my dad was ****ing my @ss. Then my sister came in, i dont need to tell you what happened then..."

so yeah, fire back with incest bullets and youll be fine, that guy i said that to muted me and as like "WTF?! you are sickest mofo in the world man!!" i think a couple other muted me too...

teach them to talk about my momma, i LUUUUUV my momma

This wasn't really funny per say, but it was really fun at the end:

 Shotty-Snipers on Halo 3 (The indoor map with the yellow, white, and brown walls. You start by the rockets, and almost every single game starts with people gunning fot it). My gamertag is the same as my GS nickname (Jimmizilla) and some stupid people were smack talking and making fun of it... in the end, I had twice as many kills as everyone else, and got an overkill (Or whichever one is 4 kills in 8 seconds, I haven't played in a while) with headshots... no scope... 

They stopped talking after that :)

I remember in COD4 this British guy and this Americian guy were arguing about who's country was better it was so funny listening to them fight.borts

I have no idea why that happens, but if I get online COD4 in the morning, there be British people (or people with British accents, I don't care where they live) talking smack about USA and making fun of my "american accent" and calling me a "redneck pig". Hilarious. 

I was once on BTB in Halo 3 and me and four other guys Rick Rolled our whole team and the it kept up in the after game lobby. What was worse is we won.

Okay this isn't funny more than it it's plain WIERD AND STUPID. I was playing Team Slayer I think (coulda been BTB) on Rat's Nest. I was on the Blue Team. 3 minutes into the game, some guy on my team starts "helping" the Red Team out. Suddenly I get rocketed out of nowhere, and I realize the guy is driving a Mongoose with a Red dude on the back with a rocket launcher, running all over the place. Now this makes me PISSED. I start yelling at him, he's to busy trying to get close to the other Red guys so they know he's on their side. 2 minutes later...What do I see? The same Guy diving a Warthog - with a Red dude on the turret and one riding shotgun. So far they were on a Rampage. I realize nobody else on my team is trying to take it out, more like trying to aviod the Warthog. I say F*** IT. The Warthog was like 40 feet in front of me, screaming full throttle in front of my base when I had just gotten the Rock Launcher. I fired....BOOM. Triple Kill. Betrayal. 2 seconds later I get booted out of the game. Yeah, I was infuriated, but it's just a game, right?

My friend was using a Jack Black sound board. OMG some kid who was like 11 thought it was a real person and got pissed off that he kept saying stuff like "Take 2 of them, and shove them up your a**" LOL

I was saying how my moms shepards pie is the greatest in the world (which it is), and this kid disagreed and said his dad's was the best and actually brought his dad on the mic to say his was better

on gta lobby some guy was making fun of the patriots (my team) after the superbowl and I responded "Hey (gt here), when your vikings make it to a f****** playoff game, then you can talk. no wait, when they win a playoff game, then you can f****** talk. he just shutup and didnt say nuthin

Best moment i've had comedy wise i have to say was actually caused by me. I don't usually sing my praises, but damn it was funny.

We were in the lobby about to start a Slayer match on Isolation (Halo3) and this guy jumps on, and without even saying hello, waiting for anyone else to talk just starts goin on with a heap of BS. "I'm the best man, i'm gonna own you ya **** you F***ing suck all of you" etc etc for ages. Everyone starts trying to get back at him. I calmly get him attention with this:

"Dude, listen. I agree with you. You probably will own me, and I do suck. It's just a shame you're such a f***head".

Oh boy was there a lot of laughter from everyone else, and a lot of silence from him. His stats for the game were 2 kills 14 deaths. :)