Funny threats you've gotten over xbox live

Funniest of mine, Chainsawing someone in GOw and after the round the person told me "I am going to send a virus to your ip address none of you guys have fire wall!"

One I got was when my team crushed the other team in Halo 2, some little kid on red was like, "hey everyone on blue team, (my team) "I've hacked your live accounts and I have all of your credit cards numbers and I'm going to spend all of your money"MetacriticPark

After owning someone in Gears, they sent me a pic of them flashing their penis :|

I'm still undertaking psychological counseling five months later.

-K

This wasnt directed towards me but I was in the xbox forums reading this, its freakin hilarious

 ....that asscl0wn powerballinkobe leaves me a voice message that goes like this, and i quote, "you don't know who you're messin' with man.  i can get your name and where you live off xboxlive in just a couple minutes."

all i'm saying is don't mess with powerballinkobe or he will put the fear of god into you like he has to me.  it will be a miracle if i ever get a good nights sleep again.  i may up and move to a different state just so he can't find me.

After owning someone in Gears, they sent me a pic of them flashing their penis :|

I'm still undertaking psychological counseling five months later.

-K

Kravyn81

It wasn't a threat, but it was funny anyway.

'Don't look at me, my eyes are like dogs B****cks'

[QUOTE="Kravyn81"]

After owning someone in Gears, they sent me a pic of them flashing their penis :|

I'm still undertaking psychological counseling five months later.

-K

Rhyhmicdman23

Funniest of mine, Chainsawing someone in GOw and after the round the person told me "I am going to send a virus to your ip address none of you guys have fire wall!"

JtodaD

After owning someone in Gears, they sent me a pic of them flashing their penis :|

I'm still undertaking psychological counseling five months later.

-K

Kravyn81

You should have sent them a message saying " I can't see anything".

Someone in Halo 2 told me they'd eat my family if I took "his" sniper rifle ammo.

"im a black belt kickboxer i dont give a crap"

I was like O.O okay....

After owning someone in Gears, they sent me a pic of them flashing their penis :|

I'm still undertaking psychological counseling five months later.

-K

Kravyn81

Correct me if im wrong, but dont you have to be on each others friends list to send each other pictures? I could be wrong though, not saying your lying or anything :/

Someone in Halo 2 told me they'd eat my family if I took "his" sniper rifle ammo.

bulletproofcow

 LMAO!!!

Team Nightmare ( in gears of war ) they had told me that "Your clan sucks you cant even win a round against us" we ended up convincing them not to host ( cause Terry15 loves to host in his crapy connection ) then my team ended up winning 12 of the 19 rounds,At the end we lost ( obviously ) but we talked smak anyways.Who wouldint?Going against the best clan in Gears and winning 12 rounds aint that bad.

Someone told me they were gonna Sh*t in my Scrambbled eggs. I told um that's the way I like um. :D:DAse88

lol fantastic! :P
only threat i ever got was one time during gears of war ( s we waited in the lobby) this guy came in and right away said something like "therapyhiccup!!i'm gonna kill you!!!", to me. this was before anything happened! :O

I was playing RB6:V one time in Kill house and this dude was like yo get over here and back me up cause he wanted to spawn camp their base. When i told him that i dont like to spawn camp he goes,

"GET YOUR PANSY A$$ OVER HERE I WAS IN THE MARINES BOY I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND TREAT YOU LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN!"

I killed myself cause i laughed so hard i 'naded myself in the basement when i hit the wrong button.

When i respawned i went to go look for him and sure enough he was in the enemy base .. spawn killing. but while he was doing it he was yelling out and i quote...

"Come on over here rainbow bright, daddys gonna gitcha, daddys gonna gitcha" and,

""How do you like those napalm cornflakes you mother*******" 

After the game was over in the lobby he asked every one to quiet down cause the other team was PISSED at his spawnkilling and everyone got quiet and hey goes..

" Leave me feedback i dont care i was in the marines and i could out arm wrestle anyguy in here" and he left lmao.

Some people are just naturally stupid. 

"I'm going to find your house and s**t on your xbox!"BigGhostrider12

I literally laughed out loud :lol: 

I told someone on on Gears that if he took my Longshot I was gonna rip out his insides from his rectum and drink his colon juices. I know....I'm sick man.Ase88

You do know you're not being funny / impressing anyone yeah? lol

Why do you say that??

After owning someone in Gears, they sent me a pic of them flashing their penis :|

I'm still undertaking psychological counseling five months later.

-K

Kravyn81

[QUOTE="Rhyhmicdman23"][QUOTE="Kravyn81"]

After owning someone in Gears, they sent me a pic of them flashing their penis :|

I'm still undertaking psychological counseling five months later.

-K

kingofmaggots

[QUOTE="Ase88"]I told someone on on Gears that if he took my Longshot I was gonna rip out his insides from his rectum and drink his colon juices. I know....I'm sick man.kieran88

You do know you're not being funny / impressing anyone yeah? lol

American kid said he wanted to nuke England, I dont care what you say, you get the funniest reactions and outbursts from Americans, awesome.V4LENT1NE

American kid said he wanted to nuke England, I dont care what you say, you get the funniest reactions and outbursts from Americans, awesome.V4LENT1NE

that makes no sense... and who doesn't want to nuke england? j/k :)

'Im going to come to Scotland, pull your skirt up and **** you in the ass'

I found it pretty funny :D

[QUOTE="V4LENT1NE"]American kid said he wanted to nuke England, I dont care what you say, you get the funniest reactions and outbursts from Americans, awesome.dcap8424

that makes no sense... and who doesn't want to nuke england? j/k :)

The kid got pissed because he was getting beat bad at Gears and shouting host every 5 seconds to a guy that wasnt even host, the guy he was getting angry at was English, therefore he said "I want to nuke England". I tell ya, the funniest stuff I have heard has been from Americans, it just doesnt get mush better. 

[QUOTE="dcap8424"]

[QUOTE="V4LENT1NE"]American kid said he wanted to nuke England, I dont care what you say, you get the funniest reactions and outbursts from Americans, awesome.V4LENT1NE

that makes no sense... and who doesn't want to nuke england? j/k :)

The kid got pissed because he was getting beat bad at Gears and shouting host every 5 seconds to a guy that wasnt even host, the guy he was getting angry at was English, therefore he said "I want to nuke England". I tell ya, the funniest stuff I have heard has been from Americans, it just doesnt get mush better.

On the other hand, quite a few of the Americans I've played with have been very intelligent, nice people, but I won't deny that there are some absolute jackasses out there.

I'm a Brit by the way. 

[QUOTE="dcap8424"][QUOTE="V4LENT1NE"]American kid said he wanted to nuke England, I dont care what you say, you get the funniest reactions and outbursts from Americans, awesome.V4LENT1NE

ha... that is pretty funny.  i usually don't pay attention to where someone is from when i'm playing though, unless it's blatently obvious.  how do you know their american, btw?

[QUOTE="V4LENT1NE"][QUOTE="dcap8424"]

[QUOTE="V4LENT1NE"]American kid said he wanted to nuke England, I dont care what you say, you get the funniest reactions and outbursts from Americans, awesome.JJ4545

that makes no sense... and who doesn't want to nuke england? j/k :)

The kid got pissed because he was getting beat bad at Gears and shouting host every 5 seconds to a guy that wasnt even host, the guy he was getting angry at was English, therefore he said "I want to nuke England". I tell ya, the funniest stuff I have heard has been from Americans, it just doesnt get mush better.

On the other hand, quite a few of the Americans I've played with have been very intelligent, nice people, but I won't deny that there are some absolute jackasses out there.

I'm a Brit by the way.

I dont believe I said that there werent..........I simply said there was an American guy who went a little over the top, but if you do get into an argument with an American you usually get a little more anger from them than you would usually get from a guy from a different country. 

[QUOTE="V4LENT1NE"][QUOTE="dcap8424"][QUOTE="V4LENT1NE"]American kid said he wanted to nuke England, I dont care what you say, you get the funniest reactions and outbursts from Americans, awesome.dcap8424

ha... that is pretty funny. i usually don't pay attention to where someone is from when i'm playing though, unless it's blatently obvious. how do you know their american, btw?

His voice sort of gave it away dude.