Have you seen this... it's funny(about mass effect and fox news)

Here's a link to the video

It's so funny hearing people from the news talking or sometimes criticizing about games, while they themselves don't even play games.

First, Mass Effect is rated M.

Second, the psychologist seemed fake because she has not even played the game.

Last, its rude how they just cut off Keighley from his arguments.

Fox News is a dam joke, just filling airspace for the PC people.

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Anyone who complains about their kids seeing material of a sexual nature, in doing so, has blatantly admitted to being a mother****ing moron. I'll explain that logic with the help of a story, because stories always get the point across:

Once upon a time, Soccer Mom (who we will now and forevermore refer to as Soccer *****) decided to drive Billy to Target. While Soccer ***** was in the beauty aisle, picking out the cream that would best conceal her grotesque visage, Billy strolled into the video game department. Seeing a rather spiffy looking title by the name of Mass Effect, he grabbed said game, and ran back to his mother while holding it close to his breast (he literally held it to his breast; Soccer ***** had been feeding him a bit much lately). When Soccer ***** and her morbidly obese offspring approached the clerk, the former was asked "Are you aware that this game contains M rated content?". Now, Soccer ***** was used to her 10 year old Billy playing M games, after all, what was the harm in a little blood? She herself had created more blood fountains at soccer matches than any game could ever contain, she thought to herself with a chuckle. And so, without any further thought, she bought the game and headed home...

*flash forward 24 hours*

Billy was thoroughly enjoying the mindless killing that a game such as Mass Effect could provide, and happily sniped, bashed, and thoroughly raped any opponents he could find. Suddenly, however, a strange scene appeared before his fatass eyes; A man, who he recognized to be his own character, was wrestling with a naked blue chick! But wait, thought Billy, are they wrestling, or are they...Oh my! "Mommy!" shouted the heavyset ten year old, "That man is boning a smurf!" Soccer *****, thoroughly outraged, thus filed a lawsuit against BioWare Corp, citing that the slight portion of side-boob visible during the boning of the smurf had caused her son extreme, irreparable psychological damage.

What's wrong with this story? Simple. Parents don't pay any ****ing attention to the labels of what they are buying, and they don't have the balls to take responsibility if their kid sees something they don't want them to see. Also, the very fact that a parent can allow a kid to play Halo with no qualms, and then sue just because of a sex scene, is a sad irony. Parents, next time your Billy wants a game, dont be like Soccer *****; Pay some damn attention.

Thank you for your time.

Anyone who complains about their kids seeing material of a sexual nature, in doing so, has blatantly admitted to being a mother****ing moron. I'll explain that logic with the help of a story, because stories always get the point across:

Once upon a time, Soccer Mom (who we will now and forevermore refer to as Soccer *****) decided to drive Billy to Target. While Soccer ***** was in the beauty aisle, picking out the cream that would best conceal her grotesque visage, Billy strolled into the video game department. Seeing a rather spiffy looking title by the name of Mass Effect, he grabbed said game, and ran back to his mother while holding it close to his breast (he literally held it to his breast; Soccer ***** had been feeding him a bit much lately). When Soccer ***** and her morbidly obese offspring approached the clerk, the former was asked "Are you aware that this game contains M rated content?". Now, Soccer ***** was used to her 10 year old Billy playing M games, after all, what was the harm in a little blood? She herself had created more blood fountains at soccer matches than any game could ever contain, she though to herself with a chuckle. And so, without any further though, she bought the game and headed home...

*flash forward 24 hours*

Billy was thoroughly enjoying the mindless killing that a game such as Mass Effect could provide, and happily sniped, bashed, and thoroughly raped any opponents he could find. Suddenly, however, a strange scene appeared before his fatass eyes; A man, who he recognized to be his own character, was wrestling with a naked blue chick! But wait, thought Billy, are they wrestling, or are they...Oh my! "Mommy!" shouted the heavyset ten year old, "That man is boning a smurf!" Soccer *****, thoroughly outraged, thus filed a lawsuit against BioWare Corp, citing that the slight portion of side-boob visible during the boning of the smurf had caused her son extreme, irreparable psychological damage.

What's wrong with this story? Simple. Parents don't pay any ****ing attention to the labels of what they are buying, and they don't have the balls to take responsibility if their kid sees something they don't want them to see. Also, the very fact that a parent can allow a kid to play Halo with no qualms, and then sue just because of a sex scene, is a sad irony. Parents, next time your Billy wants a game, dont be like Soccer *****; Pay some damn attention.

Thank you for your time.

ColonelWilks

What a post! Funny as hell.

Anyone who complains about their kids seeing material of a sexual nature, in doing so, has blatantly admitted to being a mother****ing moron. I'll explain that logic with the help of a story, because stories always get the point across:

Once upon a time, Soccer Mom (who we will now and forevermore refer to as Soccer *****) decided to drive Billy to Target. While Soccer ***** was in the beauty aisle, picking out the cream that would best conceal her grotesque visage, Billy strolled into the video game department. Seeing a rather spiffy looking title by the name of Mass Effect, he grabbed said game, and ran back to his mother while holding it close to his breast (he literally held it to his breast; Soccer ***** had been feeding him a bit much lately). When Soccer ***** and her morbidly obese offspring approached the clerk, the former was asked "Are you aware that this game contains M rated content?". Now, Soccer ***** was used to her 10 year old Billy playing M games, after all, what was the harm in a little blood? She herself had created more blood fountains at soccer matches than any game could ever contain, she thought to herself with a chuckle. And so, without any further thought, she bought the game and headed home...

*flash forward 24 hours*

Billy was thoroughly enjoying the mindless killing that a game such as Mass Effect could provide, and happily sniped, bashed, and thoroughly raped any opponents he could find. Suddenly, however, a strange scene appeared before his fatass eyes; A man, who he recognized to be his own character, was wrestling with a naked blue chick! But wait, thought Billy, are they wrestling, or are they...Oh my! "Mommy!" shouted the heavyset ten year old, "That man is boning a smurf!" Soccer *****, thoroughly outraged, thus filed a lawsuit against BioWare Corp, citing that the slight portion of side-boob visible during the boning of the smurf had caused her son extreme, irreparable psychological damage.

What's wrong with this story? Simple. Parents don't pay any ****ing attention to the labels of what they are buying, and they don't have the balls to take responsibility if their kid sees something they don't want them to see. Also, the very fact that a parent can allow a kid to play Halo with no qualms, and then sue just because of a sex scene, is a sad irony. Parents, next time your Billy wants a game, dont be like Soccer *****; Pay some damn attention.

Thank you for your time.

ColonelWilks

ROFL! In America nobody is responsible for anything. Everybodys looking for a lawsuit. I tend to take life as it comes. The first time I saw porn I was very young and I found it laying on a shelf with some other videos my parent just left it there. This country is breeding alot of 40 year old virgins, most other countries have no problem with nudity or sexuality/

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It's hilarious when towards the end the black lady says something like "unfortunately we have to monitor this stuff with our kids." UNFORTUNATELY??? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? It's called being a parent and there's nothing unfortunate about it. If you are too lazy to monitor what your kids are doing you should have never let yourself be knocked up in the first place...biaatch.arkboy_basic

Ill give a hell yeah to that!

Fox News should just burn in hell where it belongs-Master_St3ve-

Why so angry over a dumb clip about video games. They don't know what they are talking about so who cares what she thinks?

[QUOTE="ColonelWilks"]

Anyone who complains about their kids seeing material of a sexual nature, in doing so, has blatantly admitted to being a mother****ing moron. I'll explain that logic with the help of a story, because stories always get the point across:

Once upon a time, Soccer Mom (who we will now and forevermore refer to as Soccer *****) decided to drive Billy to Target. While Soccer ***** was in the beauty aisle, picking out the cream that would best conceal her grotesque visage, Billy strolled into the video game department. Seeing a rather spiffy looking title by the name of Mass Effect, he grabbed said game, and ran back to his mother while holding it close to his breast (he literally held it to his breast; Soccer ***** had been feeding him a bit much lately). When Soccer ***** and her morbidly obese offspring approached the clerk, the former was asked "Are you aware that this game contains M rated content?". Now, Soccer ***** was used to her 10 year old Billy playing M games, after all, what was the harm in a little blood? She herself had created more blood fountains at soccer matches than any game could ever contain, she thought to herself with a chuckle. And so, without any further thought, she bought the game and headed home...

*flash forward 24 hours*

Billy was thoroughly enjoying the mindless killing that a game such as Mass Effect could provide, and happily sniped, bashed, and thoroughly raped any opponents he could find. Suddenly, however, a strange scene appeared before his fatass eyes; A man, who he recognized to be his own character, was wrestling with a naked blue chick! But wait, thought Billy, are they wrestling, or are they...Oh my! "Mommy!" shouted the heavyset ten year old, "That man is boning a smurf!" Soccer *****, thoroughly outraged, thus filed a lawsuit against BioWare Corp, citing that the slight portion of side-boob visible during the boning of the smurf had caused her son extreme, irreparable psychological damage.

What's wrong with this story? Simple. Parents don't pay any ****ing attention to the labels of what they are buying, and they don't have the balls to take responsibility if their kid sees something they don't want them to see. Also, the very fact that a parent can allow a kid to play Halo with no qualms, and then sue just because of a sex scene, is a sad irony. Parents, next time your Billy wants a game, dont be like Soccer *****; Pay some damn attention.

Thank you for your time.

InjuredNoodle

ROFL! In America nobody is responsible for anything. Everybodys looking for a lawsuit. I tend to take life as it comes. The first time I saw porn I was very young and I found it laying on a shelf with some other videos my parent just left it there. This country is breeding alot of 40 year old virgins, most other countries have no problem with nudity or sexuality/

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LOL i laughed so hard when i read that because when I was in Italy they had porn in the newspapers and on tv comercials

Fox News should just burn in hell where it belongs-Master_St3ve-

Inelligent response. I wonder how many of you actually watch cable news on a regular basis?

[QUOTE="-Master_St3ve-"]Fox News should just burn in hell where it belongsnakasa5

Inelligent response. I wonder how many of you actually watch cable news on a regular basis?

thank you very ****ing much i watch the news every night and i work in washington before you take your Fox fanboy BS to this forum howa bout you dont judge people

btw have you watched the clip? probably not. fox shows itself to be extremely prejudiced and steve has a point

also a man i know recently tried to get fox to show a couple of videos supporting the need for mexican immigrants to receive the abiliy to go to community collage without paying out of state charges and fox responded saying they think some viewers would be OFFENDED BY THIS well fox you racist ********s I say rot in hell and to you for supporting this "loco" (thats spanish for crazy) TV station i say you can join them Phuto (thats spanish for *****)

Heavens, this is one of the reasons I can't watch the news anymore. solo4321, you've got it right, there's so many other topics that are far more important but all we get is biased opinions instead of intelligent facts.

Besides, Mass Effect had so many excellent qualities they payed no attention to, further making it seem as though they never took hold of the game. Do they realize that, if you pick the appropriate dialogue, it has several deep conversations about God, religion, and the moral ethics of the universe? That suprised me the most about the game. And do they realize that it would cost $400 for a console and $60 for the game to view the "porn" but it only costs something like $20 to get a high speed internet connection that can stream millions of gigs of actual porn into the household. Heavens I love their research.

[QUOTE="nakasa5"]

[QUOTE="-Master_St3ve-"]Fox News should just burn in hell where it belongsMysterypoo

Inelligent response. I wonder how many of you actually watch cable news on a regular basis?

thank you very ****ing much i watch the news every night and i work in washington before you take your Fox fanboy BS to this forum howa bout you dont judge people

btw have you watched the clip? probably not. fox shows itself to be extremely prejudiced and steve has a point

also a man i know recently tried to get fox to show a couple of videos supporting the need for mexican immigrants to receive the abiliy to go to community collage without paying out of state charges and fox responded saying they think some viewers would be OFFENDED BY THIS well fox you racist ********s I say rot in hell and to you for supporting this "loco" (thats spanish for crazy) TV station i say you can join them Phuto (thats spanish for *****)

What a joke :lol:

Every news station has crappy segments, get over it.

And because they don't want to air some video from a random guy that makes them racist? What!?

[QUOTE="nakasa5"]

[QUOTE="-Master_St3ve-"]Fox News should just burn in hell where it belongsMysterypoo

Inelligent response. I wonder how many of you actually watch cable news on a regular basis?

thank you very ****ing much i watch the news every night and i work in washington before you take your Fox fanboy BS to this forum howa bout you dont judge people

btw have you watched the clip? probably not. fox shows itself to be extremely prejudiced and steve has a point

also a man i know recently tried to get fox to show a couple of videos supporting the need for mexican immigrants to receive the abiliy to go to community collage without paying out of state charges and fox responded saying they think some viewers would be OFFENDED BY THIS well fox you racist ********s I say rot in hell and to you for supporting this "loco" (thats spanish for crazy) TV station i say you can join them Phuto (thats spanish for *****)

Whoa man, did I say anything about the story? No, I didn't. I was simply remarking that Steve really made no intelligent points in his statement. I was alos wondering how many people on GS are actually informed. If you are, well the good for you. Of course your harsh language, poor grammar, and obvious over reaction do not indicate that you are, in fact, a person whose opinion I should respect or pay attention to. Working in Washington does not qualify you either, as there are MANY people in Washington with no clue. Believe me I know. I've worked there too.

Anyone who complains about their kids seeing material of a sexual nature, in doing so, has blatantly admitted to being a mother****ing moron. I'll explain that logic with the help of a story, because stories always get the point across:

Once upon a time, Soccer Mom (who we will now and forevermore refer to as Soccer *****) decided to drive Billy to Target. While Soccer ***** was in the beauty aisle, picking out the cream that would best conceal her grotesque visage, Billy strolled into the video game department. Seeing a rather spiffy looking title by the name of Mass Effect, he grabbed said game, and ran back to his mother while holding it close to his breast (he literally held it to his breast; Soccer ***** had been feeding him a bit much lately). When Soccer ***** and her morbidly obese offspring approached the clerk, the former was asked "Are you aware that this game contains M rated content?". Now, Soccer ***** was used to her 10 year old Billy playing M games, after all, what was the harm in a little blood? She herself had created more blood fountains at soccer matches than any game could ever contain, she thought to herself with a chuckle. And so, without any further thought, she bought the game and headed home...

*flash forward 24 hours*

Billy was thoroughly enjoying the mindless killing that a game such as Mass Effect could provide, and happily sniped, bashed, and thoroughly raped any opponents he could find. Suddenly, however, a strange scene appeared before his fatass eyes; A man, who he recognized to be his own character, was wrestling with a naked blue chick! But wait, thought Billy, are they wrestling, or are they...Oh my! "Mommy!" shouted the heavyset ten year old, "That man is boning a smurf!" Soccer *****, thoroughly outraged, thus filed a lawsuit against BioWare Corp, citing that the slight portion of side-boob visible during the boning of the smurf had caused her son extreme, irreparable psychological damage.

What's wrong with this story? Simple. Parents don't pay any ****ing attention to the labels of what they are buying, and they don't have the balls to take responsibility if their kid sees something they don't want them to see. Also, the very fact that a parent can allow a kid to play Halo with no qualms, and then sue just because of a sex scene, is a sad irony. Parents, next time your Billy wants a game, dont be like Soccer *****; Pay some damn attention.

Thank you for your time.

ColonelWilks

I almost laughed till I cried.