I was playing Gears of War and these two guys got into a fight pretty early on into the game (not really sure what started it). The guy on my team was saying some pretty funny disses meanwhile the idiot on the other team would just say offensive nonsensical insults or would say bland things like "You suck" "Your shouldn't play this game" but everytime he said something my team mate would respond with something funny. Then it hit. The guy on the other team said "Dude you suck Your nothing compared to me I am so good!" then after a second of silence right before the next round started my team mate said "Yeah your good.....good for my stats". I was laughing on the ground for almost the entire round and the guy on the other team didn't say a word. Does anyone else have a more funny Xbox Live experience
well the other day i was playing R6V T-HUNT on the LVU campus... it was me n 2 other guys... one of the a friend n the other one a random guy so me n my friend got wasted... so the other guy killed like 5 ppl n he was looking for the last terrorist... so my friend was trying to tell this guy where the last terrorist was... but he kept ignoring me.. n my friend was like... : no hes in the respawn room... to your rite... no the other right... no turn around... no dont go there... hes the other way around.... " n this guy threw his frags... n my friend was " Noooooo u needed those... god dammit" n i was laughing so hard... i had my mic off... so i turned on n i said... "oh man this is so funny"... n my friend said: " damn i dont think he even speaks english..XBL should be just for ppl who speaks english"... n "i said i think he does i heard him" so i asked this guy " why dont u listen to my friend hes trying to tell you where the last Terrorist is..." n he said.. oh i didnt hear him... i put him on mute" lmfao i laughed so hard lol
well the other day i was playing R6V T-HUNT on the LVU campus... it was me n 2 other guys... one of the a friend n the other one a random guy so me n my friend got wasted... so the other guy killed like 5 ppl n he was looking for the last terrorist... so my friend was trying to tell this guy where the last terrorist was... but he kept ignoring me.. n my friend was like... : no hes in the respawn room... to your rite... no the other right... no turn around... no dont go there... hes the other way around.... " n this guy threw his frags... n my friend was " Noooooo u needed those... god dammit" n i was laughing so hard... i had my mic off... so i turned on n i said... "oh man this is so funny"... n my friend said: " damn i dont think he even speaks english..XBL should be just for ppl who speaks english"... n "i said i think he does i heard him" so i asked this guy " why dont u listen to my friend hes trying to tell you where the last Terrorist is..." n he said.. oh i didnt hear him... i put him on mute" lmfao i laughed so hard lolArsenicA
My favourites are when Modders/glitchers start getting into fights with people. My alltime favourite occurance of that was when I was playing Gears of War and a guy got out of the map in Gridlock and was trying to snipe us on the ground. He downed one of my friends and sincemy other teammatealso had snipe I tricked him into thinking I was going to revive my team mate so he was focused on me. My team mate sniped his head off and when the round was over the modder/glitcher said "Man I almost got you" to which my friend said "Maybe you were so far out of the map you couldn't get a clear enough shot" "To which the modder/glitcher said "Man why dont you grow some balls" to which my team mate responded "I didn't know humans could "GROW" balls" I muted my mic so I could laugh my hardest without sounding like a freak
I was playing the Halo 2once once on Rumble Pit. There was this kid on their who sucked real bad. "he kept on sayying stuff like "SMG is da best!!! it pwns all the other weapons. anyone who uses a sniper is adumb n00b!" so the other 3 guys who were playing teammed up on him while he dual wealdedMagnum and Needler. He died like 25 time. it ended up with him bawling like a baby. it was hilarious, even if the other dudes were aholes
[QUOTE="Shade-Blade"]:lol: Thats great but then again I laughed at every death scene in the new Halloween and Death Sentence xDsteveslugga
i thought i was the only one...Lol, well it was me and my brother and my grandparents in Death Sentence and my grandparents dont laugh at those types of movies but my dad took my brother and I to see Halloween and he was laughing a little bit :)
One time when I was playing Gears in a player match there were 3 people on my team and 4 on their team, and after we killed 3 of them there was one guy left and he was still at the spawn in Gridlock. One of friends started to run after the spot where he spawned but right before he was about to turn the corner into there I downed him with my sniper (friendly fire was on) and he said "wtf?" and then the other guy on my team says "OMG WATCH OUT FOR GRENADES" and he chucks two grenades right on top of my friend and he gets killed. I thought it was hilarious.
[QUOTE="steveslugga"][QUOTE="Shade-Blade"]:lol: Thats great but then again I laughed at every death scene in the new Halloween and Death Sentence xDShade-Blade
i thought i was the only one...Lol, well it was me and my brother and my grandparents in Death Sentence and my grandparents dont laugh at those types of movies but my dad took my brother and I to see Halloween and he was laughing a little bit :) ya i pretty much laugh at anything, i find cod3 hilarious when i see people flying over my head 50ft. in the air on the .50 cal trucks
no the funiest thing that happend to me was that i was about to be curbstomped and right when the guys foot was up, his head blew up becuase of a sniper. I was lauging so hard I didnt even relieze that i just bled out.
Also in the same match I was talking to my friend on the way to the sniper in gridlocked. we were just running and talking and in the middle of my sentence my head exploded. When i respawned my friend was laughing so hard.
One time when I was playing Gears in a player match there were 3 people on my team and 4 on their team, and after we killed 3 of them there was one guy left and he was still at the spawn in Gridlock. One of friends started to run after the spot where he spawned but right before he was about to turn the corner into there I downed him with my sniper (friendly fire was on) and he said "wtf?" and then the other guy on my team says "OMG WATCH OUT FOR GRENADES" and he chucks two grenades right on top of my friend and he gets killed. I thought it was hilarious.Trickshot771
Ok so I was playing on my bro's account (that's why my gamespot username on the TC's gamertag are the same) and I was playing Halo 2. I was in a game of Rumble Pit and there was this really young kid playing who had a very annoying voice and he was talking a lot of trash talk (words I was not aware a 7-10 year old knew) and finally one of the guys piped up and said hey little boy come face me 1v1 after this match is over and Ill own your ass" and then the kid said "What the f#$k is 1v1?" I was laughing pretty hard. Ended up losing the match.
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